(The dog is me I ain't actually gone)

Howdy I'm Link. Yes I have fangs No I will not bite you. He. || independent blog-style rp blog for Twilight Princess Link, sideblog to @hyliasblade (but in-character, unaffiliated with that Link) | Mun and muse 21+ | 18+ only | icon by ghostly-tart

[dogsgone]

hi this is a sideblog to @hyliasblade for twilight princess link! not affiliated with the link of hyliasblade in any in-character way, but a sideblog is easier

rules are the same as on hyliasblade, of course. no minors, no personals, i am over 18. for the most part i've been starting to try and reblog ask memes from the source in general (unless on the rare occasion the source has been fucking deleted-which has happened- or i do an oopsie and forget, which is less rare but not very common. brain bad i'm trying my best sorry)

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[grobonzmemes]

Send "✦ + a question " and my muse has to answer honestly.

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube

[dogsgone]

AWOOOOOOOO!!

[dogsgone]

//guess which OTHER link's birthday i forgor

he turned 26 on december 2nd

he was even ONLINE during new years i just FORGOT about it jfdkjfkda

[applememes]

 send me “now, honestly…” and a question and my muse(s) will answer: 

…. how they would normally respond …. how they would respond if they had to be totally honest

let’s see what we have to hide!

[bovineblogger]

when will this be me. im on my hands n knees here.

[lizardsfromspace]

The thing about Cottagecore is that is a fetishized aesthetic of country life, divorced from labor and idealized by a primarily urban audience with a backward looking ethos of tradition. They are not prepared for the stresses of a rural life: farming; harvesting; tapping pumpkins to ensure none of them have been replaced with flesh; losing out on income by having to use one of your pigs in a blood sacrifice to paint protective sigils over your doors and windows; checking cracks and chimneys for the flesh-vines of the Pumpkin Lord; having to decide, before the Growth is complete, whether that's really your tradwife or an amassment of vines, leaves, and blood in the shape of your tradwife; ignoring their desperate pleas that "I'm me! No! No!" as you burn them alive, realizing too late you picked wrong; and the exploitative corporate nature of commercial farming in 2024. All seen through a deeply colonial lens, of course

[lizardsfromspace]

When I made this post I did not expect it to be an effective test of which Tumblr users actually read a post fully before reblogging, and yet

[elodieunderglass]

To be fair that’s what all posts on tumblr are

[memeswithgeoff]

[trashdogultimate]

wags my stupid fucking tail

[everythingfox]

Aggressively friendly dog

(via)

[wavejumper]

[bathroomcube]

OUPPY DOGGIE FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER!!!!!

[dogsgone]

The Goddesses took my tits but most of the trauma happened after that so unfortunately it ain't got nowhere else to go but my noggin

[saltmalkin]

[lucidloving]

@roach-works // Melissa Broder, "Problem Area" // Mary Oliver, "The Return" // @annavonsyfert // Koyoharu Gotouge, Demon Slayer // Haruki Murakami, Dance Dance Dance // David Levithan, How They Met and Other Stories // Tennessee Williams, Notebooks

[unseelie-suggestion]

You will be judged not by your blood or your teeth but by the handprints you have left and where you have left them.