my dinosaur life

jeremy 22

[dogsoatmeal]

im making a pinned post becaus tumblr mobile wont link my damn bio in my description here it is ITS HERE RIGHT HERE

[realmsofgames]

[realitytvgifs]

[minmos]

i hope tumblr users never stop talking about punk music i think we deserve this

[ask-pacman]

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

[contemptible-scoundrel]

SCARY INMATE: welcome to the warriors prison what are you in for?

ME: flowing water, still rock. a sunlit meadow and a gentle breeze

GRUFF INMATE: she's one o' them poets! get 'er, lads!

[I swiftly dispatch them with a flurry of blows]

ME: even a delicate rose has thorns..

[contemptible-scoundrel]

EFFETE INMATE: welcome to the poets prison what are you in for?

ME: what's it to ya?

WAIFISH INMATE: she's but a crude warrior! baffle her with poetry!

[I swiftly trounce them with graceful eloquence and beautiful prose]

ME: even a thorny bush has roses...

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I've honed my mind and body to such a perfect killing edge that I often find myself mourning my foes before the first blow is even struck

[innerchildabortionclinic]

oh fuck it, i'm not driving. put whipped cream on those strawberries.

[wolfplushy]

Katie Wolfe, Turquoise Dragon & Other Works, 2009.

flickr

[caprisunset]

Webkinz tea party, 2007

[contemptible-scoundrel]

the sadistic torturer hates my ass because I cant feel pain and even when I do I dont show it because Im a stone cold motherfucka

[hbmmaster]

tumblr user Anonymous has been saying some very rude things to various bloggers for many years now

[milk5]

Each pea makes us closer to getting bigger

[milk5]

Eventually we get larger from eating them

[sacred-portal]

[sab3rtooth]

patterns left by woodworms on driftwood

[angelicdewdrop]

[formlab]

Saturn CV1 Concept, 2000