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Hello people of the internet. I have not posted in like three years, but I have a dead YouTube channel and have a singular post of the great comet and I thought I would share it with you.
Inspired by this post by @dogsprinkles, who calculated the words most said by each character!
I just did the clumps of 3 words bc this took me 3 days as it is,,,,
volume warning???
Wow,
can’t believe I inspired someone, that’s a first.
You put in more effort than I did.
My favourite part is I love you, I love You, I HATE YOU.
Really loved this
Has this been done yet?
I made another one
Lines Said in The Great Comet
okay, listen, I was REALLY bored AND THIS TOOK ME 2 HOURS but I did a word count of every character so here it is ( I excluded all the words when ALL and CHORUS were singing so it’s just them individually or like it’s them and 2 other characters singing)
Pierre - 2101 words
Natasha - 2137
Sonya - 786
Marya - 721
Anatole - 1224
Helene - 512
Dolokhov - 708
Bolkonsky - 301
Mary - 411
Balaga - 245
Andrey - 125
I also did the servant - 152
BUT THAT’S NOT JUST IT. I’ve also got the top ten most spoken words from each character SO HOW BOUT I DO THAT ASWELL (number next to is how many times it is said, the percentage is out of their entire lyrics, this is also excluding grammar words)
Pierre -
1. me - 29 (1.4%) 2. Anatole - 20 (1%) 3. her - 15 (0.7%) 4. how - 14 (0.7%) 5. love - 13 (0.6%) 6. die - 13 (0.6%) 7. drink - 13 (0.6%) 8. used - 11 (0.5%) 9. like - 10 (0.5%) 10. up -10 (0.5%)
Natasha -
1. me - 49 (2.3%) 2. oh - 22 (1%) 3. love - 19 (0.9%) 4. eyes - 17 (0.8%) 5. don’t - 16 (0.7%) 6. sonya - 12 (0.6%) 7. know - 12 (0.6%) 8. like - 11 (0.5%) 9. see - 11 (0.5%) 10. am - 10 (0.5%)
Sonya -
1. natasha - 13 (1.7%) 2. her - 10 (1.3%) 3. will - 9 (1.1%) 4. friend - 8 (1%) 5. won’t - 6 (0.8%) 6. me - 6 (0.8%) 7. know - 6 (0.8%) 8. see - 5 (0.6%) 9. back -5 (0.6%) 10. marya - 5 (0.6%)
Marya -
1. natasha - 10 (1.4%) 2. house - 10 (1.4%) 3. will - 9 (1.2%) 4. now - 6 (0.8%) 5. her - 6 (0.8%) 6. old - 6 (0.8%) 7. need - 5 (0.7%) 8. me - 5 (0.7%) 9. father - 5 (0.7%) 10. tell - 5 (0.7%) Anatole -
1. natalie - 23 (1.9%) 2. me - 18 (1.5%) 3. love - 17 (1.4%) 4. balaga - 13 (1.1%) 5. come - 12 (1%) 6. don’t - 12 (1%) 7. hey - 11 (0.9%) 8. drink - 10 (0.8%) 9. her - 10 (0.8%) 10. will - 9 (0.7%)
Helene -
1. how - 14 (2.7%) 2. charmante - 14 (2.7%) 3. oh -13 (2.5%) 4. blushes - 12 (2.3%) 5. charming - 8 (1.6%) 6. anatole - 6 (1.2%) 7. pretty - 6 (1.2%) 8. thing - 6 (1.2%) 9. shame - 4 (0.8%) 10. country - 4 (0.8%)
Dolokhov -
1. drink - 18 (2.5%) 2. gonna - 15 (2.1%) 3. balaga - 12 (1.7%) 4. hey - 11 (1.6%) 5. anatole - 10 (1.4%) 6. tonight - 9 (1.3%) 7. married - 9 (1.3%) 8. fro - 7 (1%) 9. her -7 (1%) 10. betrayed - 7 (1%)
Bolkonsky -
1. come - 8 (2.7%) 2. oh - 7 (2.3%) 3. old - 6 (2%) 4. i’m - 4 (1.3%) 5. glasses - 4 (1.3%) 6. i’ve - 4 (1.3%) 7. man - 4 (1.3%) 8. aged - 4 (1.3%) 9. me - 3 (1%) 10. very - 3 (1%)
Mary -
1. father - 8 (1.9%) 2. her - 6 (1.5%) 3. never- 5 (1.2%) 4. ever - 4 (1%) 5. yes - 4 (1%) 6. papa - 3 (0.7%) 7. head - 3 (0.7%) 8. strained - 3 (0.7%) 9. constrained - 3 (0.7%) 10. nothing - 3 (0.7%)
Balaga -
1. yessir - 10 (4.1%) 2. get - 6 (2.4%) 3. fine - 5 (2%) 4. way - 4 (1.6%) 5. down - 3 (1.2%) 6. me - 3 (1.2%) 7. whoa - 3 (1.2%) 8. gentlemen - 3 (1.2%) 9. straight - 3 (1.2%) 10. comin’ - 2 (0.8%)
Andrey
1. well - 4 (3.2%) 2. her - 4 (3.2%) 3. hand - 2 (1.6%) 4. countess - 2 (1.6%) 5. forgive - 2 (1.6%) 6. can’t - 2 (1.6%) 7. yes - 2 (1.6%) 8. again - 2 (1.6%)
Servant
1. countess - 3 (2%) 2. room - 2 (1.3%) 3. announcing - 2 (1.3%) 4. duel - 2 (1.3%)
NOT ONLY THAT. BUT I’VE ALSO GOT THE MOST FRASES SAID BY EACH CHARACTER. But tbh it’s a little weird because it’s only a cluster of 2 and 3 and it’s a bit funny if you ask me THIS TIME I’M NOT GOING TO INCLUDE HOW MANY TIMES THEY SAY IT it;s funnier if you just guess lol
Clusters of 2
Pierre -
1. used to 2. to be 3. i used 4. i die 5. be better 6. in the 7. how i 8. we are 9. wake up 10. of the
Tash (Too lazy at this point I’m just give them my own nicknames)
1. and i 2. i love 3. in the 4. he is 5. you i 6. i see 7. love you 8. i have 9. i am 10. you and Sofia
1. in the 2. i will 3. my friend 4. i know 5. i won’t 6. know you 7. i miss 8. you i 9. will stand 10. because i
godmother
1. my house 2. in my 3. your help 4. need your 5. we need 6. house in 7. natasha has 8. have you 9. your father 10. pierre old
man whore
1. natalie natalie 2. and i 3. love you 4. gonna drink 5. i am 6. the door 7. i love 8. can i 9. drink tonight 10. to me
man whore’s sister
1. how she 2. she blushes 3. charmante charmante 4. such a 5. blushes how 6. oh how 7. blushes my 8. my pretty 9. in the 10. you are man whore’s friend
1. gonna drink 2. to the 3. drink tonight 4. tonight gonna 5. to and 6. and fro 7. of married 8. married women 9. the health 10. health of
Crazy old man
1. come in 2. where are 3. my glasses 4. old man 5. i’ve aged 6. are my 7. so very 8. very much 9. be gone 10. aged so
princess plain
1. yes father 2. and i 3. and he 4. and my 5. of the 6. father yes 7. no father 8. i never 9. constrained and3 10. and strained Man whore’s driver
1. yessir yessir 2. get out 3. out my 4. my way 5. fine gentlemen 6. mad at 7. at twelve 8. twelve miles 9. miles an 10. an hour
Man whore’s rival
1. her hand 2. of that 3. but i 4. i can’t
least important character, doesn’t even have a name
1. the countess 2. with the 3. the duel
NOW CLUSTER OF 3
sad drunk man
1. i used to 2. to be better 3. used to be 4. is this how 5. anatole find anatole 6. how i die 7. this how i 8. be better i 9. gonna drink tonight 10. better i used
naive little girl, so stupid, so, so stupid
1. i love you 2. i love him 3. you and i 4. my bare arms 5. no one else 6. love you i 7. you i love 8. i hate you 9. he writes he 10. writes he writes
the voice of reason
1. i know you 2. i will stand 3. because i miss 4. i won’t let 5. my friend i 6. friend i know 7. all on me 8. i miss my 9. miss my friend 10. you i will everybody is lowkey scared of them
1. in my house 2. we need your 3. need your help 4. my house in 5. house in my 6. have you been 7. why didn’t he 8. family natasha has 9. welcome to moscow 10. you must go
the boy your mother warns you about (and personally my favourite)
1. natalie natalie natalie 2. i love you 3. gonna drink tonight 4. at the door 5. the door waiting 6. drink tonight gonna 7. natalie natalie i 8. waiting at the 9. to and fro 10. balaga hey hey
slut
1. how she blushes 2. she blushes how 3. blushes how she 4. she blushes my 5. blushes my pretty 6. oh how she 7. a shame to 8. such a shame 9. charmante charmante charming 10. shame to bury drinking man
1. gonna drink tonight 2. drink tonight gonna 3. to and fro 4. tonight gonna drink 5. here’s to the 6. to the health 7. fro to and 8. health of married 9. of married women 10. and fro to
old and lost his glasses
1. where are my 2. are my glasses 3. aged so very 4. so very much 5. i’ve aged so 6. in my dear 7. ah come in 8. come in come 9. don’t sit down 10. be gone be most relatable character
1. father yes father 2. yes father yes 3. constrained and strained 4. my fate slips 5. and time moves 6. time moves on 7. moves on and 8. on and my 9. and my fate 10. i see nothing
breaking the speed limit
1. out my way 2. yessir yessir yessir 3. get out my 4. my way get 5. mad at twelve 6. twelve miles an 7. miles an hour 8. comin’ straight at 9. straight at you 10. at you get
only in one song
- doesn’t have any
the servant
ditto
OKAY I’M DONE THANK YOU FOR READING
ALSO I DON’T KNOW WHY I SPENT SO LONG ON ONE POST WHEN I KNOW NO ONE IS GONNA READ IT OH WELL
Okay, so, this post has nearly got 600 notes,and all I have to say is
Bitch I’m shooketh.
Anyway, seeing how this post was about each individual character
HOW BOUT I MAKE ANOTHER ONE BUT INSTEAD OF EACH INDIVIDUAL CHARACTER I JUST DO THE ENTIRE MUSICAL AS A WHOLE
So here is another top 10 most spoken words in the entire musical (excluding grammer words)
1. me 2. her 3. love 4. anatole 5. oh 6. natasha 7. hey 8. how 9. will 10. come
NOW CLUSTER OF DOS
1. in the 2. and i 3. hey hey 4. to the 5. in my 6. i will 7. i love 8. i am 9. you i 10. of the
NOW CLUSTER OF TRAS
1. hey hey hey 2. da da da 3. i love you 4. how she blushes 5. balaga hey hey 6. andrey isn’t here 7. and andrey isn’t 8. i used to 9. gonna drink tonight 10. drink tonight gonna
I DON’T KNOW HOW LONG THAT TOOK ME NOR DO I WANT TO I HAVE A TEST TOMORROW AND I HAVEN’T REVISED FOR IT AND THIS IS HOW I PROCRASTINATE PRETTY SURE I’M LOSING MY SANITY AT THIS POINT
ALSO I JUST LOOKED BACK AT THE DATA AND ANATOLE IS SAID MORE THAN NATASHA BITCH IM SHOOKETH
Has this been done yet?
My Birthday
So it was my birthday yesterday, on a Tuesday, I’m a teenager, I went to school, but it was also my friend’s bf birthday, but there wasn’t any drama bout that, because why the fuck would there,
I was on my period, I still am, I’m in a very delicate emotional state, I got up at 5 in the morning and started to cry, because, why not. Had a shower, bath towel and bed sheet stained, I only have 3 pads left, nothing else. I lay in bed of an hour staring at the ceiling.
It’s time for school, I’m ready, people post videos on snapchat that’s it’s my birthday because I’m a “kool kid” and shit. Everything’s fine. School ends and I go to after school choir because I’m a dedicated singer who can’t sing. It ends at half 5. My dad isn’t here yet. I call him. He doesn’t answer. I call him again. He doesn’t answer. I texted my brother who can drive asking if he’s meant to pick me up or not because Dad wasn’t answering. I call him. He doesn’t pick up.
Here I am, ten minutes in, standing in 9 degrees (Celsius, it wasn’t that cold Americans) weather and I’m too socially awkward to go inside the school where all the cleaners are, at this point Dad called back, saying
“Ahh, shit”
My dad forgot to pick me up from school. On my birthday.
I’m crying, like actually crying, I’m on my period, I cry at the slightest upsetment.
I have to wait 40 minutes for him
40 minutes
In the cold
Crying
I snap the group chat bout the situation I’m in,
They all blank me
Bitches
When my dad finally arrives, he apologises
Like how he should
The git
We get a Pizza Hut
I get home
And sleep
Forgetting to change my pad
Waking up like a murder happened
I cry
Again
So yeah that was basically my birthday
Lines Said in The Great Comet
okay, listen, I was REALLY bored AND THIS TOOK ME 2 HOURS but I did a word count of every character so here it is ( I excluded all the words when ALL and CHORUS were singing so it’s just them individually or like it’s them and 2 other characters singing)
Pierre - 2101 words
Natasha - 2137
Sonya - 786
Marya - 721
Anatole - 1224
Helene - 512
Dolokhov - 708
Bolkonsky - 301
Mary - 411
Balaga - 245
Andrey - 125
I also did the servant - 152
BUT THAT'S NOT JUST IT. I’ve also got the top ten most spoken words from each character SO HOW BOUT I DO THAT ASWELL (number next to is how many times it is said, the percentage is out of their entire lyrics, this is also excluding grammar words)
Pierre -
1. me - 29 (1.4%) 2. Anatole - 20 (1%) 3. her - 15 (0.7%) 4. how - 14 (0.7%) 5. love - 13 (0.6%) 6. die - 13 (0.6%) 7. drink - 13 (0.6%) 8. used - 11 (0.5%) 9. like - 10 (0.5%) 10. up -10 (0.5%)
Natasha -
1. me - 49 (2.3%) 2. oh - 22 (1%) 3. love - 19 (0.9%) 4. eyes - 17 (0.8%) 5. don’t - 16 (0.7%) 6. sonya - 12 (0.6%) 7. know - 12 (0.6%) 8. like - 11 (0.5%) 9. see - 11 (0.5%) 10. am - 10 (0.5%)
Sonya -
1. natasha - 13 (1.7%) 2. her - 10 (1.3%) 3. will - 9 (1.1%) 4. friend - 8 (1%) 5. won’t - 6 (0.8%) 6. me - 6 (0.8%) 7. know - 6 (0.8%) 8. see - 5 (0.6%) 9. back -5 (0.6%) 10. marya - 5 (0.6%)
Marya -
1. natasha - 10 (1.4%) 2. house - 10 (1.4%) 3. will - 9 (1.2%) 4. now - 6 (0.8%) 5. her - 6 (0.8%) 6. old - 6 (0.8%) 7. need - 5 (0.7%) 8. me - 5 (0.7%) 9. father - 5 (0.7%) 10. tell - 5 (0.7%) Anatole -
1. natalie - 23 (1.9%) 2. me - 18 (1.5%) 3. love - 17 (1.4%) 4. balaga - 13 (1.1%) 5. come - 12 (1%) 6. don’t - 12 (1%) 7. hey - 11 (0.9%) 8. drink - 10 (0.8%) 9. her - 10 (0.8%) 10. will - 9 (0.7%)
Helene -
1. how - 14 (2.7%) 2. charmante - 14 (2.7%) 3. oh -13 (2.5%) 4. blushes - 12 (2.3%) 5. charming - 8 (1.6%) 6. anatole - 6 (1.2%) 7. pretty - 6 (1.2%) 8. thing - 6 (1.2%) 9. shame - 4 (0.8%) 10. country - 4 (0.8%)
Dolokhov -
1. drink - 18 (2.5%) 2. gonna - 15 (2.1%) 3. balaga - 12 (1.7%) 4. hey - 11 (1.6%) 5. anatole - 10 (1.4%) 6. tonight - 9 (1.3%) 7. married - 9 (1.3%) 8. fro - 7 (1%) 9. her -7 (1%) 10. betrayed - 7 (1%)
Bolkonsky -
1. come - 8 (2.7%) 2. oh - 7 (2.3%) 3. old - 6 (2%) 4. i’m - 4 (1.3%) 5. glasses - 4 (1.3%) 6. i’ve - 4 (1.3%) 7. man - 4 (1.3%) 8. aged - 4 (1.3%) 9. me - 3 (1%) 10. very - 3 (1%)
Mary -
1. father - 8 (1.9%) 2. her - 6 (1.5%) 3. never- 5 (1.2%) 4. ever - 4 (1%) 5. yes - 4 (1%) 6. papa - 3 (0.7%) 7. head - 3 (0.7%) 8. strained - 3 (0.7%) 9. constrained - 3 (0.7%) 10. nothing - 3 (0.7%)
Balaga -
1. yessir - 10 (4.1%) 2. get - 6 (2.4%) 3. fine - 5 (2%) 4. way - 4 (1.6%) 5. down - 3 (1.2%) 6. me - 3 (1.2%) 7. whoa - 3 (1.2%) 8. gentlemen - 3 (1.2%) 9. straight - 3 (1.2%) 10. comin’ - 2 (0.8%)
Andrey
1. well - 4 (3.2%) 2. her - 4 (3.2%) 3. hand - 2 (1.6%) 4. countess - 2 (1.6%) 5. forgive - 2 (1.6%) 6. can’t - 2 (1.6%) 7. yes - 2 (1.6%) 8. again - 2 (1.6%)
Servant
1. countess - 3 (2%) 2. room - 2 (1.3%) 3. announcing - 2 (1.3%) 4. duel - 2 (1.3%)
NOT ONLY THAT. BUT I’VE ALSO GOT THE MOST FRASES SAID BY EACH CHARACTER. But tbh it’s a little weird because it’s only a cluster of 2 and 3 and it’s a bit funny if you ask me THIS TIME I’M NOT GOING TO INCLUDE HOW MANY TIMES THEY SAY IT it;s funnier if you just guess lol
Clusters of 2
Pierre -
1. used to 2. to be 3. i used 4. i die 5. be better 6. in the 7. how i 8. we are 9. wake up 10. of the
Tash (Too lazy at this point I’m just give them my own nicknames)
1. and i 2. i love 3. in the 4. he is 5. you i 6. i see 7. love you 8. i have 9. i am 10. you and Sofia
1. in the 2. i will 3. my friend 4. i know 5. i won’t 6. know you 7. i miss 8. you i 9. will stand 10. because i
godmother
1. my house 2. in my 3. your help 4. need your 5. we need 6. house in 7. natasha has 8. have you 9. your father 10. pierre old
man whore
1. natalie natalie 2. and i 3. love you 4. gonna drink 5. i am 6. the door 7. i love 8. can i 9. drink tonight 10. to me
man whore’s sister
1. how she 2. she blushes 3. charmante charmante 4. such a 5. blushes how 6. oh how 7. blushes my 8. my pretty 9. in the 10. you are man whore’s friend
1. gonna drink 2. to the 3. drink tonight 4. tonight gonna 5. to and 6. and fro 7. of married 8. married women 9. the health 10. health of
Crazy old man
1. come in 2. where are 3. my glasses 4. old man 5. i’ve aged 6. are my 7. so very 8. very much 9. be gone 10. aged so
princess plain
1. yes father 2. and i 3. and he 4. and my 5. of the 6. father yes 7. no father 8. i never 9. constrained and3 10. and strained Man whore’s driver
1. yessir yessir 2. get out 3. out my 4. my way 5. fine gentlemen 6. mad at 7. at twelve 8. twelve miles 9. miles an 10. an hour
Man whore’s rival
1. her hand 2. of that 3. but i 4. i can’t
least important character, doesn’t even have a name
1. the countess 2. with the 3. the duel
NOW CLUSTER OF 3
sad drunk man
1. i used to 2. to be better 3. used to be 4. is this how 5. anatole find anatole 6. how i die 7. this how i 8. be better i 9. gonna drink tonight 10. better i used
naive little girl, so stupid, so, so stupid
1. i love you 2. i love him 3. you and i 4. my bare arms 5. no one else 6. love you i 7. you i love 8. i hate you 9. he writes he 10. writes he writes
the voice of reason
1. i know you 2. i will stand 3. because i miss 4. i won’t let 5. my friend i 6. friend i know 7. all on me 8. i miss my 9. miss my friend 10. you i will everybody is lowkey scared of them
1. in my house 2. we need your 3. need your help 4. my house in 5. house in my 6. have you been 7. why didn’t he 8. family natasha has 9. welcome to moscow 10. you must go
the boy your mother warns you about (and personally my favourite)
1. natalie natalie natalie 2. i love you 3. gonna drink tonight 4. at the door 5. the door waiting 6. drink tonight gonna 7. natalie natalie i 8. waiting at the 9. to and fro 10. balaga hey hey
slut
1. how she blushes 2. she blushes how 3. blushes how she 4. she blushes my 5. blushes my pretty 6. oh how she 7. a shame to 8. such a shame 9. charmante charmante charming 10. shame to bury drinking man
1. gonna drink tonight 2. drink tonight gonna 3. to and fro 4. tonight gonna drink 5. here's to the 6. to the health 7. fro to and 8. health of married 9. of married women 10. and fro to
old and lost his glasses
1. where are my 2. are my glasses 3. aged so very 4. so very much 5. i’ve aged so 6. in my dear 7. ah come in 8. come in come 9. don’t sit down 10. be gone be most relatable character
1. father yes father 2. yes father yes 3. constrained and strained 4. my fate slips 5. and time moves 6. time moves on 7. moves on and 8. on and my 9. and my fate 10. i see nothing
breaking the speed limit
1. out my way 2. yessir yessir yessir 3. get out my 4. my way get 5. mad at twelve 6. twelve miles an 7. miles an hour 8. comin’ straight at 9. straight at you 10. at you get
only in one song
- doesn’t have any
the servant
ditto
OKAY I’M DONE THANK YOU FOR READING
ALSO I DON’T KNOW WHY I SPENT SO LONG ON ONE POST WHEN I KNOW NO ONE IS GONNA READ IT OH WELL
just for anyone who hasn’t seen this video now you have you’re welcome
My First Reaction When I listened to Natasha, Pierre and The Great Comet of 1812
Prologue- “Okay so there’s a war going on and Andrey isn’t here got it.”
Anatole is hot, He spends his money on women and wine, -__- okay nice to know---WAIT A SECOND ANATOLE IS HOT NATASHA IS YOUNG AND ANDREY ISN’T HERE OH GOD NO-
Also, that is not how you pronounce Natasha (I’m British)
Pierre - OH MY GAD IS THAT JASH GROBAN SINGING I LAVE HIM.
Moscow- Marya’s voice is my aesthetic
The Private and Intimate Of The House - wHeRe aRe mY gLasSeS?
Natasha & Bolkonskys - Come on guys why can't we all just get along?
No One Else - Okay nice sweet love song but come on sweetie all know what’s going to happen.
The Opera - I wish I had the confidence of Natasha tbh also are we sure she isn’t gay? - Why tf is there a minute and a half of just screaming I’m scared. - Began to pass into a state of intoxication. Ooh looks like someone is getting a little bit tipsy there Natasha. An exceptionally handsome man walked in With a confident yet courteous air. OH.MA.GAD. This was Hélène’s brother NO Anatole Kuragin NO He moved with a swagger NO Which would have been ridiculous Had he not been so good-looking. wut? And he looked right at Natasha NO.How handsome he is~bitch How intoxicating I see what you did there Dave, I see what you did. And Anatole entered the box. Oh no
Natasha and Anatole - The fuckboy song
The Duel - Oh fuck this shit is catchy also Anatole foot fetish confirmed ALSO HE’S FUCKING MARRIED I FUCING KNEW IT
Dust and Ashes - *cries*
Sunday Morning - Time for church!
Charming - *Ahem* GAY
The Ball - Brah
Letters -Brah x 2
Sonya & Natasha - LISTEN TO YOUR FRIEND AND COUSIN NATASHA
Sonya alone - *Cries again*
Preparations - LISTEN TO DOLOKHOV YOU FOOL
Balaga - BaLaGA
The abduction - YOU WILL NOT ENTER MY HOUSE, SCOUNDREL!
In My House - *SHOOKETH*
A Call To Pierre - Grace’s voice gives me life
Find Anatole - *inhales* BOI
Pierre & Anatole - JOSH GROBAN ANGRY VOICE MAKES ME FEEL THINGS AND THIS BOY JUST LEAVES, AFTER ALL THE SHIT HE WENT THROUGH ASDFGHJK
Natasha very ill - Did this bitch really try to kill herself because she found out Anatole is married~BItCH
Pierre & Andrey - Andrey you are kinda a dick but it’s alright cuz your fiance cheated on you so it’s okay I understand where you’re coming from
Pierre & Natasha - PIERRE MA BOY
The Great Comet Of 1812 - *sobs* Beautiful
My Normal Friend
so my friend and i were at the gym recently and i wanted to show her a funny video i made, so we were sitting on a bicycle thing where you pedal your feet ( I don’t know what it’s called nor do i care) So she was watching the video and I of course kept looking back and forth between my phone and her face to see if she was finding it funny. She then decided to pause the video using the pause button on her earphones.
This did in fact pause the video, but it also played my music, she then had this really concerned look on her face, because the song i was listening to Halloween on the Be More Chill soundtrack.
So when she paused the video she all of a sudden heard, “I’VE GOT A CONDOM, AND A FLASSK, I STOLE MY OLDER BROTHERS JASON MASK, AND I DON’T HAVE A MACHETE BUT A LOAF OF BREAD WILL DOOOO, oOoooOooooOOO.
Of course i had no idea about it, so she just took out her earphones and looked at me, with a concerning look, and she just said, “I’ve got a condom?” AND I swear to God the man next to us looked so terrified he just slowly turned his head the other way