Life is short, enjoy it

'You live alone, you die alone and everything else is an illusion”

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0 hesitation

[arbitrary-stag]

Nyooooooooooooom

[kodaksnacks-blog]

[minimalistgrufti]

literally no one can pull off that high note but her

[lightskintgawd]

She did it so effortlessly

[kalichnikov]

Name one narrative beat illustrated through a sex scene in a movie, tv, etc that couldn’t have been illustrated in even a moderately well crafted dialogue exchange

[sharkchunks]

Without even thinking about it: Belle de Jour, Amelie, Basic Instinct, Mulholland Drive, Crash, Tetsuo: The Iron Man, Species, Eyes Wide Shut, Frida, Gohatto, Shame, The Terminator, hundreds if not thousands more.

I’m not sure if this is a call against gratuitous use of sexuality in film or a religious censorship thing or a plea from a tired asexual sick of every damn movie cramming useless sex scenes in for entertainment value but regardless, sex is part of life for many people and one of the most important narrative options in existence. If some people don’t like it, fine for them, but don’t act like it can be replaced across the board. To do so is not only insulting to artists who use it well, but to people who enjoy it in film for artistic or erotic reasons.

[kalichnikov]

I’m a tired bisexual and I don’t want to see people fuckin on tv to show me they’re in love. Fuckin tired and I don’t care if you’re insulted

[class-struggle-pepe]

*me jacking off to Terminator* I am fucking insulted that you would aspire to take this artistic and erotic expression away from me.

[danandlars-deactivated20171013]

most sex scenes are terrible and awkward and far from realistic anyway. Although I defend the one between Vera Farmiga and Leo in The Departed. 

[dogspupsandlove]

Have any of you ever even seen a sense 8 episode?

[showerthoughtsofficial]

I thought the Bermuda Triangle was going to be a bigger problem in my life when I was younger

[dogspupsandlove]

I have a question for marvel fans: when they found out that whatever they did on captain america worked, why didn't they make more of thoses soldiers?

[mikesseleven]

Since A Series of Unfortunate Events was given a second chance with a Netflix series after the terrible movie with Jim Carrey, I think it’s only fair that Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus gets a Netflix series after the two horrible book to film adaptations.

[mmmmememeemememeeoeoowwoowwww-d]

I’m

[dogspupsandlove]

I agree for percy jackson but Jim Carrey was great 

[710mycologyexpert]

i fucking hate dating nerds one single time i wore a star wars shirt to see a dude and he was like, “wow are u wearing that to impress me” and i said, “star wars episode 4 was seen by approximately 110 million people during its initial theatrical run in 1977”

[furious-coyote]

Congratulations. You’re dating people who for the longest time have been putting up with bullying, mocking, and scorn for most of their lives. That kind of shit stays with people. So imagine their surprise when they see a member of the opposite sex, who I’m assuming is really attractive in comparison to most people, wear attire that reps nerd culture. Which even though is accepted by the masses (if you’re reasonably attractive) is still rare. Now I’m not saying that you’re not allowed to be scornful I’m just saying expect it and don’t be surprised when you hear it. Ok? OK.

[710mycologyexpert]

why i dont date fucking nerds: exhibit B

[stele3]

Bolded emphasis mine. Gross.

[constant-instigator]

Stands on nearest chair: ATTENTION MALE NERDS. YOU ARE NOT SUFFERING FROM A SHORTAGE OF FEMALE NERDS. THERE ARE VAST NUMBERS OF US, AND WE RARELY HAVE A HARD TIME FINDING EACH OTHER. YOU ARE WITHOUT FEMALE COMPANY BECAUSE YOU ARE WHINEY ASSBABIES WHO THINK YOU OWN THINGS BECAUSE YOU LIKE THEM, AND BECAUSE YOU SOMEHOW THINK YOU SUFFER BULLYING WHEREAS GIRL NERDS SOMEHOW NEVER DO. STOP PRETENDING YOU GET TO BE ASSHOLES BECAUSE YOU HAVE A “TRAGIC PAST” OR YOU WILL DIE ALONE. IF YOU THINK GIRL NERDS DON’T GET BULLIED IT’S LIKELY BECAUSE THOSE GIRLS DON’T WANT TO TALK TO YOU, BECAUSE OF THIS SORT OF ATTITUDE.

[wizardshark]

also: fucking no one mocks nerds anymore. Game of thrones is the most watched show on tv, everyone and their mom is playing video games, dungeons and dragons is more popular than it’s ever been.

[introvertedgeek]

To conclude

[theotherwesley]

i’m obligated to reblog the Critical Whale

[thedebatersbroomcloset]

Fucking thank you

[babyanimalgifs]

[howlsmovingumbrellastand]

I’ve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it!

[kyonite]

this is the perfect grade of good luck

reblog in 5 seconds and all of your grades will inch ever closer to perfect

[dogspupsandlove]

Aesthetics

[weloveshortvideos]

“he doesnt bark he just yells”

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[theawesomeadventurer]

this is so pure I could watch this for days

newest obsession : WindowsXP vines

[dogspupsandlove]

Listening to halo by Beyoncé is basically like going to church

[weloveshortvideos]

When bae texts u and says her parents ain’t home 

[classinwhilesassin]

I am so impressed

[surprisebitch]

this is the best one

[vinegalore]

[chongoblog]

This is a holy video. Reblog it to be free of any curses and/or to have a nice video on your blog