utilize the raccoon

mk she/her/hers

[frickiestfricks]

[navigationspace]

[ophilosoraptoro]

Well played, Beverly.

[itsalwaysdark]

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

[i-am-the-oyster]

[ozempicofficial]

[volcanows]

my friends keep trying to look in the mirror but i dont have mirrors in my car so i fixed it

[pnwander]

stealth mode.

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

best sleeping conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets 

[hgedits]

Eva Stratt:

[yamada-ryo]

Why the hell does [tumblr] app have a whopping 3.5gb of cache. What could it possibly be storing.

[ouroborosorder]

I’m in there. Hi. Please don’t clear it

[yamada-ryo]

Oops.

[ouroborosorder]

⠀

[fangorn-forest]

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

[paperjoshi]

on it boss

[paperjoshi]

trapped in the catacombs boss

[re-dracula]

Sound designing a vampire being hit in the face with a shovel is... challenging. Who would've guessed.

[re-dracula]

#loony toons bonk and wilhelm scream

@scp-1296 you understand me

Visit Original Link

[nebulations]

[Audio transcript: Ben Galpin voicing Jonathan Harker from Dracula by Bram Stoker. He says, "There was no lethal weapon at hand, but I seized a shovel which the workmen had been using to fill the cases, and lifting it high, struck, with the edge downward, at the hateful face," followed by a cartoon "bonk" and the Wilhelm scream. End transcript]

[nerves-nebula]

me and this random couple are going to see sinners this friday

[nerves-nebula]

Everyone wish me luck on my date today I’m so nervous what if they don’t like me…

[fangs4faggots]

i think we should start openly mocking male creatives who can't figure out how to write women. like actually i think it's embarrassing that it took elliot page transitioning for christopher nolan to give him a good role. why did it take like ten years to get the first female lead in a marvel movie? why is it a Known Fact that stephen king can't write women? why is 50% of the population omitted from large ensemble works? i asked my friend to name a movie directed by a man with a majority female cast and he said ghostbusters 2016. ghostbusters. ghostbusters. g

[sweetsweetemo]

MAKE HER TALLER THAN HIM. NOW

[initiala]

As much as I think it would be fun to have emotive anthropomorphic ears, I also recognize I can barely control my facial expressions. Like hell can I keep from Angry Ears-ing during meetings

[initiala]

This is who you’re having a meeting with, by the way.

[alemanriq]

Project mail harry but gib them cat

[kiwipeel]

this shit sucks. wish bulbasaur was real .