chrissa cooper

comedy is hard.http://chrissacooper.com/

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#acab #policethepolice (at Houston, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/CA-tkAkp7wZ/?igshid=1p8n57lce1503

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[ riots and looting are a legitimate and profound form of protest against a system that values goods and services over human life. ] (at Houston, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/CA-tLZGpcPj/?igshid=1iek5as8gvt30

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i'm not really happy with any candidate this year so the only thing i currently endorse is anyone but biden! (or bloomberg. or klobuchar.) i've suspected creepy uncle joe of being a closet republican (or as some of y'all like to call them, "moderates" or "fiscal conservatives" lmao like those are real 😂) for far too long for me to feel comfortable putting him in charge of this country, especially with his feelings about how healthcare is a privilege instead of a human right. the only thing that could be worse is bloomberg. or, you know, the inevitability of an incumbent taking the election because he literally steals it and there are no consequences for anything he does as our own government has clearly demonstrated for us (and the entire world!) to see? who knows! this episode of black mirror we continue to live in fucking sucks and i want to skip it, thanks. 🙃 #election #election2020 #voteordie #anyonebutbiden #anyonebutbloomberg #anyonebutklobuchar #anyonebuttrump #blackmirror #dystopia #yaycapitalism #politicaltop #politicalqueen #praisecapitalism #prayingfordeath https://www.instagram.com/p/B8eGPVgJ33P/?igshid=e4t0iwc8je0b

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wait. so... are you telling me these WEREN'T a massive branding success and that's how they wound up here? and do we call this a win or a lose for capitalism? (jk #capitalism always wins!) 🐈🌈🦄 #yaycapitalism #caticorn #caticorncereal #adventuresincapitalism #99centstore #capitalismordeath #consumersgonnaconsume #politicaltop #politicalqueen #praisecapitalism (at 99 Cents Only Stores) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8aT2-hpV2s/?igshid=nposgudhyy69

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it's been 84 years since i took a #mirrorselfiemonday in this bathroom but i had a writing day today. by "writing" i mean transferring handwritten podcast (!!!) notes to my computer and reading half of #thecommunistmanifesto just so i can finally shut those patronizing white cishet #marxist bros the fuck up about it when they ask me if i've read their socialist daddy's work. because, you know, 34 years of lived experiences exploiting and being exploited by #capitalism doesn't mean anything iF i HaVeN't EvEn ReAd MaRx!!!1! (btw, it's super boring and nothing i didn't already know?? but go off sis!) 🙃 #masccrushmonday #mcm #marxismcrushmonday #pinkhairdontcare #politicalqueen #politicaltop #houston #commieshit #yaycalitalism #karlmarx #friedrichengels (at Antidote Coffee) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8aAm29pfzy/?igshid=1sfyorjig006u

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sometimes #transformationtuesday is the only reason to get out of bed in this #blackmirror episode we call life (jk i can post this from bed) 🙃 #yaycapitalism #drag #dragqueen #instadrag #lgbt #lgbtq #queer #instagay #houston #localqueen #beardedqueen #beardsofinstagram #bigbeardedqueens #politicaltop #politicalqueen #fuckcapitalism #instaqueer #capitalismisadrag #politicsareadrag #dragtivist #dragtivism #genderqueer #genderfuck #genderfluid #texas #texasqueen (at Houston, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8JgZuAJ6rz/?igshid=84lixbi766o7

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personally i identify more strongly with #saturn or #uranus but that could just be the #aquarius in me ♒ #celestialgenders #aquariusproblems #genderisaconstruct #genderneutral #genderfluid #genderfuck #tweetstagram #whatisgender #yaybinary #gender #genderstudies #genderspectrum #gendervscapitalism #yaycapitalism #yaycisheteronormativity #twospirit #translivesmatter #transwomenarewomen #transmenaremen #twittertuesday #regram from bae @alokvmenon 💕 https://www.instagram.com/p/B8Jetrnp5aW/?igshid=jyiyb3hi1t1e

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did some hair so my hetero bro @mikemarsh9044 can bring the str8s some pure #poison tribute band full drag fantasy this year! (he'll be back for a makeup tutorial this month too.) bret michaels could never. neither could the guy i forgot the name of that was the actual inspo for this look. 🙃🤘 #seeihavestraightfriends #wigstyling #wig #draghair #drag4heteros #drag4str8s #80sbands #80shair #poisontribute #coverbands #houston #bretmichaels #ccdeville #rikkirockett #bobbydall #talkdirtytome #unskinnybop #everyrosehasitsthorn #bringbackrockoflove (at Houston, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8HtnEkp8OA/?igshid=fid1ykyukg89

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how have u pimped urself for capitalism today barbara and how does that make u feel spiritually?? 🤓 #yaycapitalism #drag #dragqueen #instadrag #lgbt #lgbtq #queer #instagay #houston #localqueen #beardedqueen #beardsofinstagram #bigbeardedqueens #politicaltop #politicalqueen #fuckcapitalism #instaqueer #capitalismisadrag #politicsareadrag #dragtivist #dragtivism #genderqueer #genderfuck #genderfluid #texas #texasqueen (at Houston, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8HqpJcJqt3/?igshid=e7was8r4hytb

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if i'm ur #masccrushmonday will u #brothermesoftly?? yes ma'am that is my real hair. 🙃 #yaycapitalism #drag #dragqueen #instadrag #lgbt #lgbtq #queer #instagay #houston #localqueen #beardedqueen #beardsofinstagram #bigbeardedqueens #politicaltop #politicalqueen #fuckcapitalism #instaqueer #capitalismisadrag #politicsareadrag #dragtivist #dragtivism #genderqueer #genderfuck #genderfluid #texas #texasqueen (at Houston, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8HglaXJ_Js/?igshid=mu9v1tqtzobh

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anyone: "idk that sounds a LiTtLe CrAzY chastity!" me: 🙃 #yaycapitalism #drag #dragqueen #instadrag #lgbt #lgbtq #queer #instagay #houston #localqueen #beardedqueen #beardsofinstagram #bigbeardedqueens #politicaltop #politicalqueen #fuckcapitalism #instaqueer #capitalismisadrag #politicsareadrag #dragtivist #dragtivism #genderqueer #genderfuck #genderfluid #texas #texasqueen (at Houston, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8HetczpSh9/?igshid=11is0j7arskko

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"i feel conflicted because so many of my fellow actors that are deserving don't have the same privilege. i think that we send a very clear message to people of color that you're not welcome here. i think that's the message that we're sending to people that have contributed so much to our medium and our industry, and in ways that we benefit from. i don't think anybody wants a handout or preferential treatment, although that's what we give ourselves every year. i think people just want to be acknowledged, appreciated, and respected for their work." the homie mr. phoenix winning an award for a performance of violently (fatally) toxic white cishet male energy with #joker using his two minutes of attention to drop some knowledge on his peers at the #baftas is the kind of energy we actually need to maintain for 2020 y'all. 🤘 #joaquinphoenix #thejoker #awardspeeches #mondaymood #mondaymotivation #biganarchistenergy #bigveganenergy #politicalqueen #politicaltop #fuckcapitalism #fuckracism #fuckwhiteprivilege #whitepeoplebelike #quotable https://www.instagram.com/p/B8HD_3Dpn3V/?igshid=nfgf9dsvk8ty

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lmao bitch u THOUGHT u were gonna get thru #superbowlliv without me yelling into the void about #capitalism but i'll tell u what here are some other people yelling about it too 😬 #superbowl2020 #superbowlsunday #pageantsforcapitalism #yaycapitalism #yayconsumerism #capitalistporn #tweetstagram #politicalqueen #politicsareadrag #politicaltop #capitalismordeath #capitalismwinsagain (at Superbowl LIV Miami Experience) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8FtO7dpVvk/?igshid=1bo3giw62frsu

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realizing i didn't post nearly enough of this photoset i did with @meganandacamera shortly before i took my Trying to Find the Will to Live™ hiatus last year (not to spoil the ending but it didn't work!) so here is a portrait of me looking like A Woman™ who cares very much about sportsball and the insane aspects of extreme capitalism that surround its existence. happy palindrome day, folx! 🙃 #02022020 #latergram #yaycapitalism #drag #dragqueen #instadrag #lgbt #lgbtq #queer #instagay #houston #localqueen #beardedqueen #beardsofinstagram #bigbeardedqueens #politicaltop #politicalqueen #fuckcapitalism #instaqueer #capitalismisadrag #politicsareadrag #dragtivist #dragtivism #genderqueer #genderfuck #genderfluid #texas #texasqueen (at Houston, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8Foifgp8Mc/?igshid=1kwhgknkoliwd

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excuse me but does this hair make me look disappointed in my country? (it's not turquoise, that's just the dystopian lighting.) 🙃 #selfiesunday #latergram #nomakeup #politicalqueen #politicaltop #yayamerica #yaydemocracy #yayimpeachment #yayfascism #yayimperialism #yaycapitalism #impeachmenttraumaticstressdisorder #disappointedface #disappointmentcitypopulationamerica #pinkhairdontcare #hurrcut #dystopia #makeguillotinesgreatagain #makeamericaindigenousagain #makeamericagayagain #stonewallwasariot (at Houston, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8FKlwnp7Dt/?igshid=16ybyprki0y4g

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when ur str8 friend's band is gonna do some #poison tribute drag, who they gonna call? 💅 fun fact about me: i have seen every season of rock of love. (but only clips of charm school.) DROP A🤘🌹 IN THE COMMENTS IF U WANNA STAY AND ROCK BRET MICHAELS' WORLD!! #bringbackrockoflove #talkdirtytome #unskinnybop #draghair #drag #str8drag #wigstyling #poisontribute #coverbands #thestraightsareatitagain #seeihavestraightfriends #80shair #80sfashion #bretmichaels #rockoflove (at Houston, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8AC-OPpw1d/?igshid=1vw5u4ljzc6ea

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capitalists love slavery tho so you'd think they'd be more into it. (how do you maximize profits?? by never paying anyone for the work they do! it's their favorite business model.) then again, the only thing they might love more than slavery is projection. 😬 but honestly no one should be allowed to profit off of anything people need to survive. shout out to landlords, grocers, pharmaceutical and health insurance companies! 🙃 #makeguillotinesgreatagain #yaycapitalism #tweetstagram #commieshit #communistpropaganda #yayimperialism #fuckcapitalism #fuckbillionaires #regram from @queer_ecofeminism https://www.instagram.com/p/B77gSDGpfP5/?igshid=15rm0bzz23mel