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goemon ditching the gang after lupin is very obviously framed for murder and other redraws
Early color photographs of Antarctica, circa 1915, by Australian adventurer Frank Hurley.
O porque soy Man-man.
*slams you with my fucking PUSSY
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this is correlation and not causation but i’m blaming this current movement of people thinking they’re being soooo enlightened by saying they hate romance and Why Does Everything Have To Be About Love on the fact that our current biggest blockbusters are populated entirely by sexless figures who often don’t even look like they’re occupying the same physical space, much less have any chemistry with each other…….. now more than ever we need to bring back sensuality and eroticism into the mainstream i’m not kidding….
I love that we are all reblogging this and mentioning The Article.
The human body has become a strange contradiction at the heart of the modern blockbuster. Sexy, yes. But sexual? No.
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everyone shut up and look at this
I submit to you that the most iconic feature of any animal is either unlikely or impossible to fossilize.
If all we had of wolves were their bones we would never guess that they howl.
If all we had of elephants were fossils with no living related species, we might infer some kind of proboscis but we'd never come up with those ears.
If all we had of chickens were bones, we wouldn't know about their combs and wattles, or that roosters crow.
We wouldn't know that lions have manes, or that zebras have stripes, or that peacocks have trains, that howler monkeys yell, that cats purr, that deer shed the velvet from their antlers, that caterpillars become butterflies, that spiders make webs, that chickadees say their name, that Canada geese are assholes, that orangutans are ginger, that dolphins echolocate, or that squid even existed.
My point here is that we don't know anything about dinosaurs. If we saw one we would not recognize it. As my evidence I submit the above, along with the fact that it took us two centuries to realize they'd been all around us the whole time.
So that people don’t need to go through the notes:
- We have fossils of spider webs
- Paleontologists have reconstructed the larynx (voice box) of extinct animals and we have a pretty good idea what vocalizations they were capable of
- Fossilized pigments have been found in a variety of taxa
- Soft tissues fossilize more often than you think; we have skin impressions for like 90% of Tyrannosaurus rex’s full body (shoulder blades and neck are the only bits missing)
If pop culture is your only window into extinct animals, then you do not remotely understand how much we know.
We know the entire lifecycle of a tyrannosaurus. We know from the sheer amount of remains we have, from every stange.
We know roughly how they sounded (as the person above me said).
We know they had remarkable vision.
We know they had the second. strongest sense of smell in history.
We know from their bones that they grew to a certain size and stayed there until about 14 or so, then absolutely ballooned up to their adult size in about three or four years.
We know they likely lived in family groups, because we have bones with certainly fatal injuries for a solitary animal (broken legs and such) that are completely healed.
We know exactly how other dinosaurs look, down to colors and patterns, because bones are not the only information that is preserved.
The Sinosauropteryx is one such dinosaur. Because pigmentation molecules were preserved in the feather impressions, we know it's colors, and it's tail rings (which one would argue would be it's "iconic feature."
(Art credit Julio Lacerda)
Microraptor is another! We know from feather impressions that it had four wings. We know from pigmentation that it was an iredecent black, like a raven.
(Art credit Vitor Silva)
This is not limited to dinosaurs, or feathers. We've found pigmentation in scales and skin. We've completely reconstructed two extinct penguins, colors and all. We've figured out the colors of some non-avian and non-feathered dinosaurs. We can identify evidence of feathers existing on animals without feather impressions.
We have feathered dinosaurs preserved in amber.
We can defer likely behavioral patterns through adaptations we see in bones, and from the environments they were found in. We can see how certain movements evolved through musculature attachments (yes, how muscles attached is often preserved). We know avian flight likely evolved by "accident" by the way early raptorforms moved their arms to strike at their prey.
We also understand behavior in extant animals and can easily speculate likely behaviors in extinct animals. (A predator running for it's life is not going to exhibit hunting behaviors)
We learn and understand way more from "rocks" than paleontologists are given credit for. And if you watch a movie like Jurassic World, which has no interest in portraying anything with any sort of accuracy, and your take away is "We can't possibly know anything about these animals," then you don't understand science.
As for shrinkwrapped reconstructions, we understand how muscles attach, and how fat works. Artists who lean into shrinkwrapping are are not generally concerned with scientific accuracy, or biology. They're only concerned with Awesombro.
If true paleoartists tried to reconstruct a hippo, while they naturally would not get every bit correct, it would certainly look like a real animal, and not that alien monster that tumblr is so fond of using as "proof" that paleontologists don't know anything (an art piece that itself was extreme and satirical, and a condemnation of the particular subset of paleoartists I mentioned earlier)
Every time paleoblr tries to show you how extinct animals actually looked, all we get is a chorus of "thanks i hate it" and "stop ruining dinosaurs!"
fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach
direct action
How about just being polite & going into a debate with those who hold diffrent beliefs then you?
how about you eat my shit and hair
staying true to spirit
the OG of the vicious burn
Diógenes said you couldn’t spit anywhere but in the face of a rich man because once this rich dude invited him into his house and literally told him you can’t spit on anything that touches the floor so Diógenes spit in this guys face
here is a very good painting of Diógenes in his tub that i had the good fortune of actually seeing earlier this year
I love that Diogenes is making a comeback in the twenty-first century.
Diogenes also attended many of Plato’s lessons, not because he was interested or even to debate him but he would bring food with him and purposefully eat obnoxiously loud
public philosophy lectures were a thing back in the day. and one time diogenes acted like a typical philosopher and started a big public lecture. he got more and more into it and the crowd grew. Then, once he had them all on the edge of their seats at the climax of his oratory he. just. squatted in the street and took a shit.
alexander the great was a lil fanboy and diogenes did not give a single fuck. imagine the president offers to give you anything you want and you ask him to get the fuck out of your face. legend
no i was wrong it’s better: he shit in his hand and then held it aloft, proclaiming “this is your philosophy!”
me butt ass naked choosing a song before i step in the shower
Holy SHIT do not do this. Do NOT actually listen to music when in the shower. The water and moisture in the air will be electrified by the audio waves and it kills your brain like snake venom
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Hey its me. Im under attack by fucking SJW cringelords on tumblr. Take care of this for me.
I,m on the way
This is what Rasputin would've wanted.
I feel like I'm being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds
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Before we get into the super fun memes on Monday to celebrate the anniversary of Captain Cook’s death, I wanted to give some backstory because the events surrounding his demise are greatly misinterpreted and misunderstood, especially in the Western world.
Captain Cook arrived in Hawai’i durning Makahiki. This celebration lasts around four months, and rings in the New Year. This celebration focuses on rest and rejuvenation, and labor and warfare were forbidden. Days were set aside for large feasts, parties, sports, dance and for rest, with many ceremonies and prayers being held/given all the time.
The bay where Cook harbored belonged to Lono, the Hawaiian god who was honored durning Makahiki. Due to this, Kānaka Maoli assumed Cook was a gift from Lono, he was a friend to help increase the celebrations and joy. However, tensions quickly rose when Cook and his men didn’t participate any other traditions besides partying. In short, they were terrible guests. Cook destroyed a sacred burial site to steal wood and was just a massive dick. Cook had incorrectly assumed the Hawaiians mistook him for a god, and treated acts of friendship like worship and used that as an excuse to act however he wanted.
Cook and his men left Hawai’i on but had to return a week later due to damage on their boat. But this time, Makahiki was over, and everyone had fallen back into routines of daily life and labor. The season of Kū had started, the Hawaiian god of warfare. By returning after Makahiki and durning the season of war and politics, Cook unknowingly revealed that he was NOT a gift from Lono, which upset the Kānaka Maoli since they had been tricked.
Cook demanded the Hawaiians fix his boat, but they refused. Cook refused to leave until his boat was fixed, and tensions continued to grow. Hawaiians then stole a longboat from Cook along with other items.
In an attempt to barter for the longboat back, Captain Cook tried to kidnap Kalaniʻōpuʻu, the aliʻi nui (supreme chief) of Hawai’i at the time. When Cook and his men went to retrieve Kalaniʻōpuʻu, the chief and lower chiefs wrongly assumed Cook was taking them back to his ship to barter a treaty. However, by the time they reached the bay, it became obvious that Cook was trying to kidnap, not negotiate. A struggle began. Many Hawaiians soon came to the beach, trying to revive the ali’i nui including serval lower chiefs. It quickly became a tense mob. Cook struck a chief and the crew raised their guns and in return, the chief pushed Cook to the ground. While on the ground, Cook and his men were mobbed, and in the crowd, Cook was stabbed with a metal dagger, which was allegedly given to the Hawaiians on Cooks first visit.
While the crew was busy, several Hawaiians dragged Cook’s corpse off the beach to an unknown location. There his body was burned, leaving his bones to be gathered to steal his mana, or power. Mana is a life force with gives influence, power, and authority. Mana can be gained or lost, and it is stored in the bones. After someone’s death, small bones would be turned into jewelry for their loved ones, so their mana could be held by their family even after their death. A few of Cook’s bones were given back to his crew as they had the right to inherit his power. This began the rumor of c*nnibalism, as the crew didn’t understand why they would need his bones.
The crew remained for another week without incident, until they could repair their boat fully.
In summary, James “haole bitch“ Cook got exactly what he deserved and my ancestors did everyone a favor ❤️
The Sun rises over Earth in a postcard illustrated by Soviet cosmonaut Alexei Leonov, recalling the 1965 mission when he became the first human to walk in space.
Alexei Leonov was a prolific and talented artist, and drew and painted many pictures inspired by his experiences in space
This particular picture is rather special though, because he drew the first draft for it while in space using coloured pencils he took with him:
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2015/aug/31/first-picture-space-cosmonauts-science-museum-alexei-leonov
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