im the boss

dming since 2017, playing since 2016. d&d 5e for now. homebrew and house rules for miles. always trying to improve and keep my players having fun.

[axyb]

critical role gif meme  ― 4 relationships [2 / 4]    ↳ Percival Fredrickstein Von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III and Cassandra Johanna Von Musel Klossowski de Rolo

[axyb]

critical role gif meme  ― 4 relationships [2 / 4]    ↳ Percival Fredrickstein Von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III and Cassandra Johanna Von Musel Klossowski de Rolo

[grrlhood]

badass female character aesthetics: pamela isley/poison ivy, dc comics

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Are you sure?

ancient DM proverb

[theemotionaldm-deactivated20200]

Other often used DM proverbs that are actually thinly layered warnings;

“You can certainly try.” “Do you say that in character?” “Do you say that out loud?” “You can try to touch it.” “Where are you looking?” “Are you paying attention to what’s going on over there?” “That’s going to be hard, but I’d love to see you pull it off.” “It’s your choice.” “Do you really want my opinion?”

[llaalliivvii]

@piratejazzy

[deadnoodle]

Drowcember Day 1 - Beautiful Drow. Decided to draw the goddess Eilistraee. White poppies for peace & hope, Violets for peace, healing, loyalty & devotion, Moonstone for femininity & harmony inside and out. I’m 2 days late but I’ll try and catch up!

[philosophybits]

The one perfectly divine thing, the one glimpse of God’s paradise given on earth, is to fight a losing battle – and not lose it.

G. K. Chesterton, Times Abstract and Brief Chronicle (via philosophybits)

[wordsnquotes]

For dreams, too, are ghosts, desires chased in sleep, gone by morning.

Libba Bray, Lair of Dreams (via wordsnquotes)

[wordsnquotes]

The thing I’m most afraid of is me. Of not knowing what I’m going to do. Of not knowing what I’m doing right now.

Haruki Murakami, 1Q84 (via wordsnquotes)

[oenomaus]

[r-n-w]

There’s lot of debate and explanations about alignment, so i’mma just add this to the pile.

[just-another-drunk-gm-blog]

Rebloging for personal reference the next time a debate breaks out.

[tauralogy]

Poetry for the Moon Signs

Aries:

your heart beats molten lava, no wonder why you set fire  when you bleed

Taurus:

there is no shame in standing still, but the tides are stronger than any legs

Gemini:

speak quickly enough to spin their heads, perhaps one will fall off and into your lap

Cancer:

have fur cover that skin of yours, so you may still be soft but not so easily wounded

Leo:

when the curtains close do you still dance - are you still a performer  when no one else watches?

Virgo:

breathe in, breathe out: hold your tongue and hope your teeth don’t tear it all apart

Libra:

if love is your alcohol, watch for the carelessness in your drinks, the one nights that will break your heart

Scorpio:

the darkness blinds you, you are digging the wrong way; you must go up before it is too late

Sagittarius:

they say a fairy blessed you when you were born: a tongue to speak a thousand tales and feet to chase a thousand more

Capricorn:

you fractured last night, in a hole you dug for this very purpose; you will bury it all by morning

Aquarius:

free-floating is not as fun as it seems, it is cold and dark in space and everything seems just out of reach

Pisces:

dreaming must be more pleasant in the pools of your tears, you slip in and out, a  glittering tail and nothing more

[eilooxara]

The tooth fairy is fae propaganda

It teaches your kids that it’s ok to invite the Fae into your home and sell them parts of your body

[bighonkinqueeniesbadbadbackstory]

I feel like this post woke me up to something evil

[drogonqueen-archive]

Mythology Around the World Tonatiuh (Aztec)

In Aztec mythology, Tonatiuh was the sun god. The Aztec people considered him the leader of Tollan, heaven. He was also known as the fifth sun, because the Aztecs believed that he was the sun that took over when the fourth sun was expelled from the sky. [ x ]

[drogonqueen-archive]

Mythology Around the World Chang’e (China)

There are many tales about Chang'e, including a well-known story which is given as the origin of the Mid-Autumn Moon Festival. In a very distant past, ten suns had risen together into the skies and scorched the earth, thus causing hardship for the people. The archer Yi shot down nine of them, leaving just one sun, and was given the elixir of immortality as a reward. He did not consume it straight away, but hid it at home, as he did not want to gain immortality without his beloved wife Chang'e. However, while Yi went out hunting, Fengmeng broke into his house and tried to force Chang'e to give him the elixir; she refused and drank it herself. Chang'e then flew upwards towards the heavens, choosing the moon as residence. Yi discovered what had transpired and felt sad, so he displayed the Fruits and Cakes that Chang'e had liked, and gave sacrifices to her. [ x ]

[madeline-kahn]

Dancing in Film:

Enchanted (2007) dir. Kevin Lima

Choreography by John O’Connell

[doitdruid-blog]

The next NPC mini-quest companion files for my party!

The fourth and possibly last set of companions the party is bringing along, this time they picked the wonder cousins-- Mikhael, a noble nerd, and Winn, a judgmental jock.

[mysharona1987]