[grox]

I hate when girls who really wanna fuck men do their makeup so they look like overwatch cause men dont even wanna fuck women no more they only wanna fuck overwatch

[obummbratio]

Hey um quick question have you had sex

[grox]

No because I'm an ugly smelly obese fat bald mixed race hairy moron woman with bad breath and a tooth gap and I'm really evil too and I hate penis and I hate vagina and I'm catholic and I waz lowkey attacked as a child so if I ever have sex I'm gona throw up and kill myself and others and also I'm broke as hell and really inconsiderate of others and cruel and unfunny and lame and I abuse animals and I gott a hunchback like an igor and two drastically different feeet sizes like whitey from 8 krazy nights, and my toenails are all pointy and ragged and I got a horroble foot fungus and diabetes and high blood pressure But I will be able to have Sex soon if they add an overwatch character who matches my description to a T and I can purchase and wear cheap scratchy ugly unironed bathing suit with creases in it designed off their outfit off amazon, and give myself big ass stupid eyes and blush and fake freckles and always be crossing my eyes and sticking my hairy white unbrushed cigarette tongue out ahegao style!

[jaubaius]

LOL

[marquisedemasque]

Ok but this is such an existential horror.

Imagine if this was a human walking in the park and they see another human and they go over to socialise only to see that there is something not quite right with this person.

They move wrong, they speak with the wrong inflections, their hair and skin seem false. Their eyes are dead and unmoving.

It is the puppet of a being with higher intelligence beyond your own understanding, mimicking your humanity for its own amusement.

But yeah this is a really cute video 

[anonymoustypewriter]

You forgot the bit where this puppet human is holding the biggest most succulent and fresh smelling blunt you’ve ever seen

[beardedmrbean]

[elbiotipo]

[word-for-today]

Other classics from American computer jargon include “Error ID ten-plus” (ID10+) and “PEBCAK error” (Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard)

[godshideouscreation]

Mom. Get out. I'm doing spells.

[papayajuan2019]

cuz everytime we touch i get this feeling

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

2013-2016 Hyundai Genesis Coupe

[lakemojave]

After much introspection and soul searching I've turned over a new leaf and have decided to continue making poison swamps 😌

[batshit-auspol]

Australian Federal Election 2001: Pranksters follow around Prime Ministerial contender Kim Beazley in an attempt to sneak fake microphones into news footage

Follow for more Batshit Moments in Australian Politics

[i-need-glitter]

Love this

[notvaeda]

Legend has it she still flops around ireland👀

[artistsfuneral]

EVERYBODY WATCH THIS RIGHT NOW!!!

[5t4r5cr34m-ah3g40-h00d13]

[bauliya]

“stop traumadumping to your friends tell this to your therapist” my god they paywalled human connection

[big-edies-sun-hat]

“If a friend of mine gave a feast, and did not invite me to it, I should not mind a bit. but if a friend of mine had a sorrow and refused to allow me to share it, I should feel it most bitterly. If he shut the doors of the house of mourning against me, I would move back again and again and beg to be admitted so that I might share in what I was entitled to share. If he thought me unworthy, unfit to weep with him, I should feel it as the most poignant humiliation.”

Oscar Wilde

[tavernpet]

meow meow meow meow meow. did u ever think of that

[exfuta]

Tch pathetic *parries your cumshot*

[crazy-brazilian]

[totopopopo]

I have never met a creature as stupid as a customer in a store

[justducklord]

Hey, y'all, does anyone know how to counter the Wall of Flesh opening????? The answer is time sensitive.

[britomart]

phone is the main enemy. never forget this