im a 20yo girl and my bfs 42 and i call him daddy, what do yall feminists gotta say about that 😘
If you're both happy, it's legal, and consensual then it's all good
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im a 20yo girl and my bfs 42 and i call him daddy, what do yall feminists gotta say about that 😘
If you're both happy, it's legal, and consensual then it's all good
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https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2018/10/02/us/politics/donald-trump-tax-schemes-fred-trump.html
If you haven’t seen
The president has long sold himself as a self-made billionaire, but a Times investigation found that he received at least $413 million in to
The Times probably should have waited until after the Kavanaugh coverage slowed down, but then there probably would have just been some other big shit storm stirring up because every day is a hell day full of shit storms in the Trump Presidency, ensuring that every shitty thing he does gets buried in the latest shit storms.
forreal tho if i woke up in a room that said, in huge green letters, ‘welcome, everything is fine!’ i would in fact not think everything was fine and i would panic
“Do you want to talk about it or be distracted from it” is honestly the best thing you can say to me when I say im sad/in pain etc.
this is really good advice to say to anyone who is upset
Chris Hemsworth is Australian and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien? (x)
First Black Panther, then Miles Morales, and now who’s this new superhero?
HOW DO HE STILL GOT ANKLES
“Amy Poehler was new to SNL and we were all crowded into the seventeenth-floor writers’ room, waiting for the Wednesday night read-through to start. […] Amy was in the middle of some such nonsense with Seth Meyers across the table, and she did something vulgar as a joke. I can’t remember what it was exactly, except it was dirty and oud and “unladylike”, Jimmy Fallon […] turned to her and in a faux-squeamish voice said, “Stop that! It’s not cute! I don’t like it.” Amy dropped what she was doing, went black in the eyes for a second, and wheeled around on him. “I don’t fucking care if you like it.” Jimmy was visibly startled. Amy went right back to enjoying her ridiculous bit. With that exchange, a cosmic shift took place. Amy made it clear that she wasn’t there to be cute. She wasn’t there to play wives and girlfriends in the boys’ scenes. She was there to do what she wanted to do and she did not fucking care if you like it.”
- Tina Fey, Bossypants
This one never gets old.
hey so uhhhh when are we kicking this spoiled fucking child out of the office
holy shit
welcome to hell! welcome to hell!
one of the largest and most powerful nations on earth is being held hostage by a man-baby having a tantrum.
i’m going to go develop a drinking problem now.
talking to my dad is a freaking minefield. Today at dinner I asked him if he’d ever been to New York City in the 90′s and he was like, “nope. Only in the 70′s to donate blood for my mom in the hospital while she was dying from leukemia.” I swear I didn’t even know my grandmother had leukemia (may she rest in peace). This is worse than the time I asked him if he’d ever had riding lessons and he said, “not since my childhood lesson pony burned to death in a barn fire in Kentucky.”
he just did it again! I was making small talk while we were carrying in the groceries like, “yeah I have a taser in my purse but I’ve never gotten to use it,” and he goes, “I’ve been tasered before it’s not fun. Neither was waterboarding.”
wtf dad
latest edition: me: I found a bottle of vic’s vapo rub in the cabinet that expired in 2002 but it was fine.
my dad: Oh I don’t touch that stuff but guys I worked with used it to mask the smell of bodies that’d been dead for a while.
is your dad an ex-assassin
Andy Samberg Shares His Rejected Golden Globes Jokes.