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[rilowitz]

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[teapotsahoy]

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

[furiousfran]

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

[ifitaintbaroque]

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

[rosegardenmassacre-deactivated2]

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

[prettyyinpunk]

Plate. 

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

[in3ffable-husbands-deactivated2]

Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

[ragingbookdragon-deactivated201]

How you gonna do us like that bruh???

[mysukisilentdeath]

ITS BACK

[ivory-reverie]

M U S H R O O M

[bill-nye-official-blog]

en garde

[fangcore]

i guess this is the long post all the gays are collectively reblogging today huh

[l0s3r-g0r3-d3s7r0y4]

Idk how to work it on mobile which makes me sad

[chimera-off-the-string]

This this fucking terrible thing just killed me

I was just scrolling and my friend asked why I was dying and i just had shown them this.

They are scared of me i think

[icarus-suraki]

The one time the internet is expected to make dicks, the internet immediately makes everything except dicks.

[stupidtrashmonster]

I be having whole interviews in my room by myself. Pretend like I'm about to interview Chris Colfer about why he won't return to acting and instead I just start talking about what children's book series I read instead of his.

[doll-face92]

Chris Colfer: ‘Despite the tragedies, Glee helped a lot of people’

https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/lifestyle/stellar/actor-chris-colfer-says-tv-show-glee-helped-people-despite-tragedy/news-story/07003168b9b85fa8defdff249541239b

[doll-face92]

Does anyone have any more information about chris colfer's hip surgery? I know he briefly mentioned it in a Jimmy fallon interview but has he ever talked about it again?

[chriscolfernews]

Un Poco Disney SPOTTED 👀  Chris Colfer & Ashley Fink from Glee spotted at the parks today. #disneyland #chiscolfer #ashleyfink #glee #disneylandcelebrities

[doll-face92]

It looks like Chris has put on weight

[doll-face92]

I guess his prescription has changed and his eye sight is getting worse as he gets older which is very common, as for the different pairs he probably just bought a lot to have options lol I have two pairs myself and one is my “home” glasses which aren’t very cute but are more comfortable and the ones I wear whilst out or at work which look nicer but aren’t as comfy, I suspect Chris does something similar

yes, he probably does have  a lot of pairs.  he’s a trendy guy.  I’m just  fascinated by the changes in his sight lol, I hope that's not too creepy.  

[doll-face92]

Does anyone have  any idea why Chris has been wearing glasses a lot more recently..  its probably something really simple like a stronger prescription.  He also seems to have a few different pairs - small wire ones and bigger plasticky looking ones, anyone know why  that might be? Could he have different pair for different activities?

[doll-face92]

Does anyone ever notice how many different pairs of glasses Chris has? He seems to have a new pair for every event!

[doll-face92]

Why do y’all psychoanalyse Chris’ IG likes?? Like it ain’t that deep lmao

That's not what I was doing. I never mentioned anything about IG likes.

[doll-face92]

The fact that you even know his father remarried is creepy to me.

I'm sorry if I offended you. I was just sharing some information I thought that some people might be interested in.

[doll-face92]

How do you know that tim colfer got married?

It’s on Steve colfers Facebook page, and there’s photos too. Steve colfer is Chris colfers uncle. His page is public. I saw that Tim got engaged in December, so I don’t think it was a big wedding There's no photos of Chris though.Very happy for Tim and his new bride.

[doll-face92]

Tim Colter got married again yesterday. I think that's probably why we haven't heard much from Chris in a while.

[doll-face92]

I’m sad that Chris has been absent from social media for a while,, except for liking a few posts on Instagram, but I understand  why.  its the second anniversary of his mother’s death tomorrow, so I hope he’s okay.  I’m  sure he and his family are looking after each other, and I hope they had a good Christmas and New Year.

[doll-face92]

Hey! Does anyone know where I can watch Chris colfer’s episode of match game?

[doll-face92]

Does anyone know where I could see the full episode of Holywood game night with Chris Colfer?

[doll-face92]

Does anyone know if Will is allergic to nuts? I think I read that somewhere but I don’t know where