keep imagining, wished away entire lifetimes

Would sacrifice my first born for blueberry muffins.  hit counter

[zagreus]

this will be my go-to excuse from now on

[irisbythegoogoodolls]

too much media that depicts bi characters as sexy chads. we need more representation of cringe fail bisexual losers in media

[lairofthelady]

[prideprejudce]

MONEYBAGSHFHHJHS

[lu-wooah]

I-

CHOKEDDD

[prideprejudce]

cinematic parallels

[grainsalts]

Strike three

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

cannot get over this comment on a chess tournament video

[matchagirl]

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

[heartsdesire456]

I used to think this post was stupid because most people like both sides of the bed free but then I realized some psychopaths put their bed like this so not even the headboard is against a wall and this post is about these animals.

[ranger-truth]

A single person’s bed is generally against 2 walls, a couple’s bed is generally against 1 wall, and people with 0 walls have no fear of the dark/unseen with direct access to their head, and therefore cannot be human.

[unnonexistence]

ok the bed just out in the middle of the room is bad but have you considered: only the footboard end against a wall

[crumplelush]

no i hadn’t. why would you put that image into my head?

[aceofsquiddles]

[demansiabites]

Okay, but how is this

[time-traveling-fetus]

[dashbork]

I’m at a loss for words

[pyramidschemeofthesun]

This was the bed of Thomas Jefferson. 

[froginakettle]

STay out of my study unless you intend to have sex with me

[normal-horoscopes]

what is your target demographic

SLUTS

[bakwaaas]

the women next to me has sat here for a 3 hour journey with no book, no laptop, no headphones, hasn’t touched her phone, literally just sitting there doing nothing….. I’m afraid of her power

[earthtodes]

[rocktheholygrail]

Happy New Year!

[rocktheholygrail]

[talesandfluff]

And a happy 2022 to everyone!

[euo]

How has nobody settled for me yet I’m a solid 3

[softgrlfriend]

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

[insertchaoticenbyname]

The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets

[sailorleo]

did cascada ever actually play on the radio or anything or did we all just learn about it through shipping amvs on youtube

[renaissance-dick-pic]

this is so sad, yes the bitch tore up the radio and parties in like 2007-8, yall are all just like 15 years old.

[petalpetal]

wait 2015 was 7 years ago?

[bloodenjoyer]

prominent member of the tummy hurts community

[starryfictionalgirl]

It writes…the pencil fucking WRITES!!!

[untitled70655]

Rest In Peace, Betty White (January 17, 1922 - December 31st, 2021).

Thank you for the laughs.

[the-goldengirls]

[penis-hilton]

EVERYTIME I SEE THIS POST I’M AFRAID TO SCROLL TO THE END OF IT BECAUSE I ALWAYS THINK BETTY WHITE HAS DIED

[thedarkmatteralchemist]

Betty White, last of the jedi.

[jurassic-parks-and-rex]

Rest in Peace.

[goodfortuneforever-deactivated2]

The most embarrassing thing In my life is whenever I see people and they ask what I’ve been up to . Literally nothing ever . Im like ohh you know this and that …. The usual ..