[teathattast]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[dunmertitty]

i get that’s it’s not always obvious when i’m on my lunch but you’d think people would notice not to bother me when i’m hunched over eating a vegetarian burger like that bitch eating his son

hold on what is this gif

[draconym]

I think it sucks that you have to go to so many different kinds of doctor to take care of yourself. It's the 21st century. I should be able to go to a single office where they scan me with a big xerox machine and tell me what I'm allergic to and why my tummy hurts and if I have any cancer or cavities or if my glasses prescription has changed. And then I should get a sticker.

[sourcreammachine]

[windmill-ghost]

I’ve seen people pass around the “hold up, I’m googlin’ something” image but it cropped out the part where he was googling “how many guys can one guy take”

[windmill-ghost]

this page, in isolation, is possibly the funniest thing i have seen in any manga

[crabapplesinc]

Awesome rooster with shoes I made for my boyfriends birthday this year :]

[yorgen-sh]

[billymayslesbian]

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

[torchichate]

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

[hungwy]

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

[albumcoversthatmatter]

horsegiirl ☆ only the best / an apple a day singles artwork

[segamascott]

[transmechanicus]

*holds you in my mouth perfectly safe between my sharp teeth bc i love you*

[transmechanicus]

[glamygdala]

Safe in the jaws of mama

[marlynnofmany]

Small joys on Tumblr:

When your notes make a perfect cat

[marlynnofmany]

Kitty has an exclamation-point tail because of all the attention

[save-system]

[i-am-the-hero-alfred-jones]

Is this the cat that boops?

[marlynnofmany]

It is now!

[4outof20]

[jaypilled]

are those my only options

[lindleland]

disco elysium dialogue tree

[teaboot]

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

[achillesinhighheels]

choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream