Hello there

living the dream 👍

[sea-beam]

who is Electric Bill and why do we all have to keep paying him

[marogarreh]

HOLLOW KNIGHT: SILKSONG ▴ 24/--

[newyorkthegoldenage]

Source: Dorothy Parker FB

[newyorkthegoldenage]

This one is always worth reposting. Telegram sent by Dorothy Parker to Robert Benchley, December 31, 1929.

[kosmogrl]

[theboyanachr0nism]

better luck next year buddy

[lukavyi]

Study

[eraserheadadult]

we didn't start the fire is like the pokerap for people who grew up during the cold war

[knifepadme]

what day is it

[knifepadme]

always fucking some day or another around here

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[woosh-floosh-art]

Situation that happened in class this semester that was so funny I immediately sketched it out in my notes

[waterandsilver]

crazy how the printer is the only piece of tech that acts up like that almost every day of its life. and we just accept it

[waterandsilver]

i don't think i've ever met a printer that actually wanted to be a printer. i think most printers have dreams of being on the stage

[illegal-nipple]

[halles-comet]

I’m just an easy mark for dumb pilot humor. Today the captain was like “we’re now at altitude, feel free to move around, my one rule is you must stay inside the plane” and I lost it. It’s funny because you would die a horrible death akin to standing unencumbered on Pluto

[inkie-heart]

stuck baby

[bestiolin]

sara hagale

[aforlorngazeintoyesterday-deact]

oh shit we got december tomorrow…

[spirit-box-recording-deactivate]

you're lying

[aforlorngazeintoyesterday-deact]

WE GOT DECEMBER TOMORROW

[therootbeersprite]

[what-even-is-thiss]

As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

[what-even-is-thiss]

Applies to everything from BDSM parties to your sister’s godawful interior design choices to weird bachelor pad meals eaten over a sink.

Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.

[autumngracy]

[stuckinapril]

tormented girl fall

[lady-ofmischief]

tormented girl fall

this one’s for you @southfarthing