[teppelin2232015]

i think this is how i feel most of the time

[splafyoon]

i got u balloons

[teppelin2232015]

omg you are so cute

[closetdork]

i got u a cat

[tyrandes-deactivated20140512]

i made you a cake 

[mahouwl]

got u a party hat for the party for u

[atokniiro]

Streamers!

[crimepope]

hello friend i bring u anime

[felthief]

I brought happy music :D

[mankillercalledbunny]

THIS IS THE HAPPIEST POST EVER IM SMILING SO MUCH THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS LONELY GIRL HAPPY

[refinery29]

[tepitome]

Obama drops the dad joke of 2015.

[funnystories]

Panic! At The Pothole

Once upon a time I had a friend that was going to a Panic! At The Disco concert and she promised me she would face time me so that I could watch with her. So she messaged me at like the middle of the night telling me to answer her facetime call but I was at my neighbors house (which also happened to be my cousins house) so I started running out the door and my sister followed me behind and was chasing after me. She asked me where I was going so I started running as fast as I could screaming “WE HAVE TO GET HOME, IM NOT GONNA MAKE IT! I NEED TO SEE, WHY CANT I SEE!?!” Keep in mind that its like midnight right about now but I’m running and halfway through screaming. I stepped inside a pot hole in my neighbors lawn and completely fell in mud but I got right back up and kept running, muddy as hell, trying to get to my house while my sister was dying from laughter behind me. That’s not even the sad part, the sad part is my friends phone died so I just sat there with mud all over me at the dining room table staring at my blank phone just waiting. I waited for almost two hours, refusing to take a shower even though the mud was starting to dry up. This was two years ago and to this day every time my sister sees the pot hole she starts dying from laughter.

[beanbunz-deactivated20160331]

I paused Kung Fu Panda Holiday at the perfect moment

[dontstarvetrash-blog]

when your math teacher is moving on to the next chapter but you still don’t know anything

[parkjnmin]

here’s an album cover for all the songs that have been murderer by @5sos-official trough the years rest in peace the forgotten ones…

[2ndsong]

who else is constantly laying in bed lonely

[jeisontodd]

THIS NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH

[seekelsey]

[dreamboatsandtrenchcoats]

Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

[m-ignon]

Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that

[genderchilled]

yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

only real Ancient Greek kids would understand

[microscopically-deactivated2014]

reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid

[jason-todds]

[awesome-picz]

[theinturnetexplorer]

crossbreeds are so cool

[novaisprettyinpink]

I will take 10 of each please

[liaamari17]

I didnt want this post to end

[artist-formally-known-as-xazz-d]

everything mixed with a husky gets blue eyes everything mixed with a cogri gets +10 cute everything mixed with a pug gets +50 disgusting amazing

[pugcrumbs]

woA HEy edUCATE URSELF

BOSTON TERRIER X PUG

CHIHUAHUA X PUG

CORGI X PUG

DACHSUND X PUG

[theinturnetexplorer]

First time for everything.

[no-its-becky-rosen-winchester-d]

these made my heart explode

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger

[doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

[jean-arthur-is-queen]

One last goodbye to my favourite meme.

[theyellowbrickroad]

i wish there was a definite way to know how somebody felt like you could just write their name into a database and find out what theyre feeling in that exact moment or how they feel towards you or how sad they generally are or how many times theyve felt truly happy you know

[missvoltairine-blog]

it has been like at least eight years and sometimes I still think to myself, when I am tired, “but I am le tired… well then take a nap! AND THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES” even though in retrospect that is like one of the most embarrassingly unfunny videos to ever come out of the internet 

[ratburglars]

tbh i still start sentences with “hokay, so” at least 3 times a day