exchangey, culturey, food, etc

Basically I'm Zoe and as my url suggests I'm going to dominate the world nicely. 4 countries down more to go.

[vertigo-borealis-deactivated202]

Me: *sees my stuffed animal on the floor next to my bed*

Me: Why wasn't I a better parent

[actuallyvady]

A limerick:

[toothlessrebel]

Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:

A dozen, a gross, and a score Plus three times the square root of four Divided by seven Plus five times eleven Is nine squared and not a bit more.

THE HECK HECK HECK HECCCCCKKKKKKKK

[celebrity-pharmacist]

POETRY WAS NOT MEANT TO BE USED LIKE THIS

[audible-smiles]

from the Fresh Paleomemes fb group

[andsemicolon]

how dare u

[thexfiles]

Iconic 

[politicalsci]

rest in peace stephen hawking (1942-2018)

[sixpenceee]

The tide instantly freezes on impact with the beach.

[sixpenceee]

Halitrephes maasi is a species of deep sea jellyfish. The look like fireworks deep in the ocean.

[wheredoyougofromhere]

What the mother fuck

[knightsolaireofthesun]

The deep was not meant for us humans

[renzo649]

[drawingreylo-szikee]

OH MY GOD

[msmarvel]

My top three feminist exploitations of male-default language. (Insp)

[bob-belcher]

happy international women’s day!

[bakaunagi]

one of my third graders has a special talent for making 2-frame comics that really speak to me

[funny-history]

[queenelinor]

WIGGLY TOOTHLESS!! {x}

[pleasentlysurprised]

Best quality: his wiggles

[star-going-supernova]

I, a lover of these movies, am incapable of scrolling past this without sharing Toothless and his happy wiggles. 

[be-happy-and-enjoy-the-life]

[flashinqlights]

ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends

[blueandbluer]

I love this idea. We used to do things like this in Improv.

[whatyouwanted-whatyougot]

Related game: “THINK ABOUT IT.” You’re given a random topic, and your job is to build it into an epic conspiracy theory, the crazier the better. You end your rant with a serious face and the command that your listeners “Think about it.” 

[itscolossal]

Photo of a Single Atom Wins Top Prize in Science Photography Contest

[freshmoviequotes]

Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

[doctordisaster]

The United States of America (1865-2018)

[skipinouterspace]

My jaw dropped at this joke. Like how’d that get in a marvel movie

[sic-semper-amicis-deactivated20]

9th November 1989 - 5th February 2018 (10,316 days) - The Berlin Wall has now been down for as long as it stood.

[jemthecrystalgem]

Holy shit