happy pride month to bisexual icon max “i used grindr once” verstappen.
alternative quotes include but are not limited to
“tickling the bumhole” half naked in a tiny tub of water with daniel
“has george sent you a topless selfie in the mercedes suit yet?”
“send itttttt” in reference to alex telling him george has (disappointingly) not sent shirtless photos (YET)
“and there’s nothing wrong with that” in reference to him and daniel almost kissing
“meeting a girl…OR A GUY” in reference to how old is too old (which is a whole other thing in itself)
“would you like to?” as a response to daniel saying he hasn’t seen all of max
*insert multiple references of calling men gorgeous and beautiful* (notably george and daniel)
“do you want it? do you want it? do you want it?” & “i made it ESPECIALLY for you” < max auditioning to be daniel’s housewife. the beloved maxiel stroopwafel incident.
his flirty ass omg
