The Danger Zone

hi MTV I'm Bridget and welcome to my blog

[szce-deactivated20140629]

u know its ok to admit that u love me in my ask

[sarahisawriter-deactivated20230]

I'm waiting till I'm married to have sex.

That’s probably not the first thing you were expecting to read when you bashfully looked over both shoulders and clicked on this link, but it’s true. Why then would I write an article with a headline that implies otherwise? Because I’m waiting...

[venusaurphobia]

I wonder if Jesus’s friends ever called him “Jeez” or “Young Jeezy” or “J Naz.” Naz is short for Nazareth. J Nazty. Spread the word.

[wordsgonesilent]

his friends or companions never called him jesus. Jesus was Jewish and in the hebrew language there is no “j”. just sayin’.

[venusaurphobia]

I guess you’re right. They probably didn’t call him J Nazty then. I’ll let everyone know.

[shortvideosandstuff]

me trying to participate in sports

[thisdayinsnlhistory]

November 3:

2007 – Presidential candidate Barack Obama makes a surprise appearance at the Clinton Halloween Party and announces “Live from New York, it’s Saturday Night!”

[wanaongaku]

The boy cries ya a sweater of tears

[wanaongaku]

And ya kill him

[princezane-deactivated20151205]

man it musta been weird dealing with allergies before we had a working understanding of modern medicine like

"yeah we farm peanuts and mostly we’re okay but every so often someone eats one and just dies so it’s kinda sketch"

[teacupsandnetflix-deactivated20]

the worst kind of misogyny

is the kind that seeps out of your uncle’s mouth at christmas dinner

or from your favorite movie you’ve watched 500 times

or that snide comment your cousin makes on vacation

from the people you trust

and so quick

so slickly spoken

you barely catch it 

[socialjustinope]

what about the one where they throw acid in your face to stop you from going to school

[unclefather]

we take for granted all the times our nose isn’t stuffy

[harryedward]

I want a boyfriend *talks to a boy* Never mind I want chick fil a waffle fries

[marauders4evr]

It’s just a flesh wound.

The single greatest scene in cinematic history.

[coffee-z0mbie]

I think the entire Holy Grail film is the single greatest scene in cinematic history

[sarcastic-sanity]

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

[inbox-deactivated20131029]

there is no reason for “sean” to be pronounced “shawn”

[fallontonight]

Jimmy and his dad went on a lot of trips together back in the day.

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

any rich people looking to hire someone to stand next to them at all times & take the blame for their farts?

[taemins-day]

i had a dream that i was walking around in a shirt with stalks of corn all over it and somebody was like “wtf are u wearing?” and i said “it’s a crop top” i laughed so hard that i woke up