what the wizard lizard

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[dragonbleps]

survived checking my bank account. i deserve a little treat

[dragonbleps]

this had better not alter the Numbers in my bank account

[dragonbleps]

by Talos this can't be happening

[willgrahamscock]

I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.

[part-time-zombie]

Exactly! It's freaking annoying when I want to watch movies but I would have to subscribe to like 24 different services . Just to watch the shows that I like.

[someones-here-for-sure]

Oh and wouldn’t it be nice for cartoons? Just anything animated. I just wanna stream things without getting conned. Must I be cartoonless forever?

[tinypaperwindmill]

i like using streaming apps but there are waaaay too many and they're all stealing my data .i wish there was a secure and organized way to have millions of shows and movies available one one app. but alas. we've truly gone full circle back to cable + now it spies on you. its a real shame. i dont want to fill my device storage with tons of boring and stupid cash grabs.

[daveedmee]

[jimhenson-themuppetmaster]

Scary Scary Monsters-Promo Photo

[masteroffearshusband49020-deact]

I fucking love this gif

[altafpatel]

How to spot signs and symptoms of Breast Cancer 

[claireslash]

Reblog to literally save a life

[maximasmac]

whish they told us this in school, all they did was say “feel for lumps, you will know when you feel it”

[bokettochild]

This is important, even if it doesn’t work with your blog theme REBLOG IT!!!!

Women need to know this, not all of us have ever been told what we need to look out for!

[incubus-absolution]

yeah reblogging especially for my transmasc fellows who (like me) might be real uncomfortable with their chests and not know what to watch out for because we try to avoid this kind of thing (just me? okay)

[gwydionmisha]

Cis Men need to know it too.  They can get breast cancer even though the odds are lower.

Everyone needs to know Breast cancer symptoms

[dream-piper]

IMPORTANT

[muppet-facts]

Muppet Fact #1132

J. P. Grosse's wife owns a newspaper chain.

Source:

The Muppets. Guy Gilchrist and Brad Gilchrist. September 29, 1981.

[kibumkim]

This like when the costco founder said he'd kill the cfo if he tried to raise the price of the hot dog

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[huffylemon]

my birthday is in july! :)

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[j3llysl0th]

[fantasmalresplendent]

I can't be the first to make this connection

[fantasmalresplendent]

y'all slept on the first chart but I will make the world see my vision

[catcrumb]

[casawio]

soothouse is genuinely such a goldmine of unhinged wilbur clips like. heres wilbur reading the women born after 1993 monologue in an indescribable accent

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

[daily-spooky]

[muppet-facts]

Muppet Fact #805

The live Minecraft concert segment in the eighth episode of The Muppets Mayhem was developed by Noxcrew.

Sources:

Noxcrew on Twitter. May 25, 2023.

Jeff Yorkes on Twitter. May 25, 2023.

The Muppets Mayhem. "Track 8: Virtual Insanity." May 10, 2023.

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