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@dont-let-the-bastards-win
If you honestly think Harley x her bastard abuser is a better pairing than Harley x her loving plant wife Ivy, then guess what you’re homophobic and you now owe me and every gay you know $20 thanks
the only reason i still have depression is because i can’t take my brain out of my skull and blow on it like a ds cartridge
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Buying your first magic carpet and how to fly it
Visit the bazaar.
Bring gold.Â
Ask the local merchants for directions. Booths that sell magic items often change the location to avoid theft.
Go at night. Merchants selling valuable items often sleep in their booth.
The merchant who scratches the back of his head a lot is the best!
Tell the merchant you are only interested in buying a magic carpet.
Do not touch anything. Many objects are cursed.Â
When the merchant presents you a carpet, ask if he can call upon the clouds for blessings. If he refuses, do not touch the carpet.
Beware of illegal or stolen magic carpets. You do not want the sultan to think that you are the one who stole his carpet.
Though magic carpets develop their own personality over time, the spinner, weaver and the magic caster often influence its personality.Â
Pay close attention to the fabric and color.
Old frayed carpets have withstood the test of time and offer quality for an often low price. Make sure you like your carpet’s personality though!Â
Always ask the merchant if he can demonstrate flying the carpet.Â
Find out what the command for making your carpet hover is. The merchant will only tell what it is after you buy the carpet. This is often a complex word so that thieves are not able to use the carpet. Hopefully, the merchant will not deceive you! Go to the man who scratches his head a lot. He is trustworthy.
Sit on your carpet. Make it hover.Â
Tell your carpet where you want to go.
If the place exists, your carpet will take you there. It will even fly through walls!
Do not dare to ask your carpet to take you to a place you do not think exists. It will go look for the place and will not stop flying until you arrive. If it does not exist, you will be flying until you die!Â
Your carpet gets tired too. Allow it the time to replenish its magic.
Compliment your carpet and scratch it from time to time. Especially when flying long distances.
Be careful not to fall off your carpet.
If you do not take good care of your carpet or disrespect it, it might throw you off.
Never, ever make your carpet dirty. First, it is extremely disrespectful. Second, damaged threads undermine your carpet’s capability to replenish its magic.
Many rookies like to fly their carpet over the desert. Beware of bandits!Â
Remember rule 19.
You can tell if your carpet is tired by how taut its fabric is.Â
The carpet’s edges often curl up if it is excited.Â
Your carpet understands your every word. You can have conversations with it. However, it is only able to answer yes or no questions and will answer by curling its corners.Â
Flying a magic carpet has been one of my best experiences ever! My carpet and I flew everywhere. I loved lying on my back and look at the stars as we flew unhurriedly over the Sahara. Unfortunately, my carpet got stolen by bandits. We had a good bond. I miss him. I am sure he misses me too. I hope your current owner treats you well and that he tells you every day how beautiful and soft your silk is. - BobÂ
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Me: Carpet, take me to my happiness!
Me: *flies until death*
dont say nothin just reblog if she looks like who you know we all think she looks like
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mermaids would have to be dark-skinned and chubby to survive in the oceanÂ
water isnt a great means of protecting oneself from the sun theyd have to be very dark if they were shallow mermaids and they didnt want to be constantly sunburnt and they may be paler if they lived deeper in the water but theyd have to be buff and/or chubby as hell to resist the water pressure and cold of the deep sea
what im saying is pale-ass white skinny mermaids are just unrealistic
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Fat isn’t a defense against water pressure, it’s an insulator. So the colder the water, the fatter the mermaid.
Scandinavian merfolk would be tubby, evolving more for persistence hunting in the freezing coastal waters, possibly relying more on siren-song to lull prey into effective range. The less moving the better! Gotta keep the chub on to survive the winter.
Whereas Mediterranean/Polynesian merfolk would spend their time among the fertile reefs in warmer waters, competing with other predators. They would be built for speed and agility, buff like sprinters. Darker skin would be harder to spot under the surf, and more resistant to the glaring sun.
Also: it’s not hair, it’s scillia that they use to filter plankton out of the water, and it stings like a jellyfish if you touch it.
I would imagine that merfolk come in many different colors, maybe they even have the ability to shift their skin tone to assist in hunting? I guess that depends on how intelligent your mermaids are.
Tldr; cold water mermaids would probably be chubby, warm water mermaids would look like Serna Williams.
Another thing to take into account is Deep-Sea-Gigantism. It’s not fully understood why many animal species such as the colossal squid and whales typically grow to unimaginable sizes in high-water-pressure areas, but it’s assumed that it develops as some sort of defense mechanism. This would imply that deep-sea merfolk would be a sort of Leviathan-class eldritch horror.Â
Hell yeah hell yeah
guys you weren’t ugly 10 years ago you were just literal children
everyone in the notes asserting that children can be ugly, i know u think you’re being cute but you’re really not. like what the fuck is wrong with you? it’s nothing short of heinous to assign (often sexualized, always bigoted) standards of beauty to fucking kids, especially young girls, who should be focused on literally growing up. i’m not laughing
hardest thing to learn during recovery is….. some of your misery is your own fault. you have to actively choose to stop wallowing in your own pain & start to recover. that means stop being self deprecating, start taking care of yourself, start eating healthy, start taking your hygiene seriously, even if it’s hard. & it is hard! but you must.
some of u never tried to force a volleyball as far underwater as u could at a pool as a kid only to have it shoot up and hit u in the fucking face and it shows
one of the millions of things i liked about spider-verse was that not only did all the female characters look different from each other, they gave mary jane her classic dimples and square chin, which might not seem like a big deal but you’d be surprised how much tiny details like those can make women in comic books look distinct
also seriously it feels like some animated films are pushing it to have two female characters who look even slightly different so i appreciate that spider-verse made sure every woman in it looked distinct from each other
me, a feminist: it’s important to support m/f ships where she is smarter and overall more badass than him yet he supports her and loves her for her capabilities and not despite them throwing toxic masculinity right out the window.
also me, a known gay: but wouldn’t it just be great if she had an equally intelligent and badass girlfriend instead?
Maybe the real problem is we don’t have enough F/F or healthy F/M relationships so we feel like we have to choose
Honestly the best feeling in the world is when you pick up someone’s cat, and they’re like “I can’t believe she’s letting you hold her !!!” Like yes. I am the cats friend. The cat whisperer. The forest nymph. The cat charmer. Th e
why limit yourself between choosing between a pretty feminine aesthetic or a dark one? if persephone can be the goddess of spring & queen of the underworld at the same time so can you
You fools are all about to get ROASTED!Â