[tommyswiseau]

[wereralph]

I remember Brennan saying “laws are just structured threats made by the ruling socioeconomic class” during an episode of D20 and we truly just had to stan immediately

[iguanamouth]

[objectpermanences]

I laughed so hard no sound came out

[toastbutteregg]

[toastbutteregg]

[ruinedchildhood]

[heartsnmagic]

[mariolucario493]

Viktor Krum rescues Hermione Granger by half-transfiguring into a shark during the second task of the Triwizard Tournament, February 24, 1995

[gownegirl]

JURASSIC PARK (1993) dir. Steven Spielberg

[seu-bobo-da-corte]

[sailor-etheria]

In case you don't know, this literally happened in Brazil. One of the first fatal victims of COVID-19 was the maid of an upper-class woman who had just arrived from Italy and knew she had the symptoms.

[internet-sentences]

College admissions sound insane nowadays wtf

[infectedwithnyanites]

Absolutely insane acceptance boards should be punished for behaving like this like seriously someone please electroshock these assholes till they're less pretentious make them write multiparagraph essays proving what an interesting person they are over and over and everytime you aren't sufficiently moved just zap em again.

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

wtf “activities related to premed” is a teenager supposed to be doing anyway?? especially one who’s already spending all her time going to school, studying hard enough to achieve perfect grades, tutoring other students, and playing in band / practicing her instrument?

[gigglesister]

“male character gets a girlfriend whos just him but a girl” is one of the worst tropes except for grundgetta from sesame street who rules

[gigglesister]

peak of female character design

trans4trans couple

[okayyeahbutwhy]

My favorite bit of the wiki for this absolute power couple:

[elvarasokazokakurvaelvarasok-de]

[fungiblegoods]

[imposterogers]

look at croki

the baddest bitch on the block

[sosuperawesome]

Katerina Marchenko on Etsy

[pissvortex]

Have you ever heard the story of how reagan was almost strangled to death by a chimp during the filming of the movie bedtime for bonzo

GO PEGGY GO

[772109]

Society if the chimp had actually killed the bastard

[fail-boat]

The shelter where I volunteer got some new hissy babies and we were making progress with socialization yesterday.

[thinkveganworld]

Play video, sound on.

[chairman-buttlicker]

There was this old lady who lived across the street and cats would just appear at her house. They’d never really be seen again, and she had a cat of her own with a collar and all who never really left the house but would spend most of the day by the bay window. But the rest were just a revolving door of random cats. Which naturally meant kittens would pop up too.

So one time when I was doing my high school volunteer hours at this animal shelter, she showed up and said she had some kittens to drop off and some to pick up. I thought it was weird but I figured she fostered them and so I assumed she fostered cats and that explained the amount of random cats I’d see at her place (turns out she’d lure strays in for spaying/neutering and then take them to shelters around the area for socializing and ideally adoption).

So she dropped off three extremely socialized and friendly kittens that I guess she had picked up 2 days prior. And then grabbed a kennel thing with five feral-ass kittens one of the donors found near a dumpster.

I had seen them earlier but the day manager told me they had just gotten them the day before and they had not been socialized because they were waiting for “the expert”. And I guess that was this lady. So she puts on these thick black gloves and goes “Sweetheart can you hold this for me? I gotta prep the babies”, and I held the kennel still while this woman just 100% no fear sticks her hand in there and grabs a kitten that is NOT happy about it. She then grabbed it by the head gently, wrapped a tea towel or some type of cloth thing around it, and then laid it down to do something that was like equal parts origami fold and burrito roll?? Idek. Point is the kitten was PISSED. But it couldn’t move or anything because she wrapped it and secured the wrap with one of them big old timey baby pins. And she did it to the others as well. It didn’t even take her 5 minutes lmaooo. Then she put them back in the kennel and went home.

I asked the manager about it and he said “Oh yeah she’ll be here in 2 days to drop them off. She has a M E T H O D.” And just as he said she showed up two days later, with 5 perfectly friendly kittens in tow!

I didn’t ask because I assumed she was a witch and also I didn’t care, but I had mad respect for her 😂

[taraljc]

I wish to meet this woman and also to learn from her so that I can do this magic

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Honey I Shrunk La France

[wolfoflightandearth]

One of the absolute funniest ways for a war to potentially start