When the lions come

23. Mi. I'm an LVT.

[slyeposting]

[jihen]

[softcoreish-deactivated20240717]

What's the purest form of love?

Laughing during sex

[deltasniper1000-rises]

Bro a fucking line????? At fucking WALMART!?

This COVID19 shit need to be over by June or I'm going to have to intervene.

[yankee-flatline]

What are you gonna do?

[deltasniper1000-rises]

[anoudkhaled]

[bakufundoshi]

honestly this is so much nicer than red

[h0ld-back-the-night-deactivated]

this is coca-cola i can feel calm drinking. no bright screaming red. no anger. no hatred. just a nice sky blue. this is a soda i can feel relaxed with.

[cynicalhippie]

Is everyone on this site a fucking bull?

[coluring]

god gave me a second chance

[catchymemes]

The Collection

[guy]

this is SICK

[evawisegirl-blog]

yeah

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

[etica]

[a-trex]

[wikilifeadvice]

stop your addiction to being right

[maxknightley]

good advice for everyone who isn’t me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

GAUD IS "I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES" STILL AN ACCEPTABLE CODE PLEASE TELL ME YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

yes but now the reply is “thanks i’m going to use them to strangle the president”

[auruncushd-deactivated20181107]

All in agreement, say Yeet

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this is the worst thing anyone has ever added to a post

…yeet

[angrytexastoast]

Yeet

[cptmoonmoon]

Yeet

[goldenkenku]

Yeet

[thornfilledgarden]

yeet

[the-british-pineapple]

In 4 years we will look back at this post and all collectively sigh

[mmarkle]

trump: “no politician in history has been treated worse or more unfairly than me”

barack obama:

hillary clinton:

abraham lincoln: 

jfk:

[royallyprincesslilly]

🤣

[cleothegoldfish]

I lost it at the JFK one 😂😂😂

[whateveriblogis]

the JFK one is too real lmao

[tokuisora-deactivated20200814]

[fivegum]

[britney2007spears]

fun on the right, business on the left

[phoneticmeow]

I’m seriously concerned my left or her left

[theweirdwideweb]

[chocolatemilk4029]

you know, out of all the shit i’ve seen on this soul-sucking, life-depleting site, this has got to be the worst fucking thing. just absolutely go fuck your own face, you might as well because this has stressed me out because it is so awful. fuck you. 

[just-shower-thoughts]

The fact that we can accidentally bite the insides of our cheeks has to be the biggest design flaw of the human body.

[slightlyfrumiousbandersnatch-de]

NO SORRY IT’S THE FACT THAT OUR TRACHEA AND ESOPHAGUS CROSS AND BRIEFLY OCCUPY THE SAME HOLE DOLPHINS DON’T HAVE THIS PROBLEM.

[churchyardgrim]

WE ONLY GET ONE SET OF ADULT TEETH THAT ARE DESIGNED TO LAST MAYBE HALF OUR EXPECTED LIFESPAN

OUR LOWER BACKS ARE STRUCTURALLY FUCKED FROM MAKING A SHITTY TRANSITION TO BEING BIPEDS

INTELLIGENT DESIGN MY ASS, BUT AT THE VERY LEAST WE’RE NOT HORSES

[stephendann]

“In conclusion, the humans were extremely angry until they saw the horse, and then thought ‘Well, that bastard’s got it rough, this ain’t so bad’“