[dontbeep]

Idk who’s active here anymore but I have been lifting wayyyyy more bc 1. I’m broke as shit and 2. I live in a city now and can easily go to two locations of the same store

[dontbeep]

It’s weird that some of my posts from here still get notes every once in a while, I’ve been gone for a while but I still lift. I think seeing all the stuff people got on here made it feel like a competition to get the flashiest stuff or the biggest total. I mostly lift from homophobic thrift stores as of lately as I don’t actually shop other places too much but I pretty much lift 10x the amount I spend. Hope everyone’s stayed safe and not gotten caught 💕💕

[yeah-a-gonger]

your army is slaying absolute penis. now go forth and serve cunt

[dontbeep]

It’s weird that some of my posts from here still get notes every once in a while, I’ve been gone for a while but I still lift. I think seeing all the stuff people got on here made it feel like a competition to get the flashiest stuff or the biggest total. I mostly lift from homophobic thrift stores as of lately as I don’t actually shop other places too much but I pretty much lift 10x the amount I spend. Hope everyone’s stayed safe and not gotten caught 💕💕

[liftingbeaute]

the “I’m on study leave so I literally go out and finesse after every exam” haul💀😩

when my magnet and hook come I’m going to go to an actual shopping centre. I’m probably going to lift like a 1000 bras this summer, I always told myself I didn’t need them or like them when actually in reality I just couldn’t afford them lol. a VS visit is pending. I literally just lifted the oils because they have blossoms and herbs inside omg😩 and I just love all things floral. I’ve been waiting forever for maybeline to release the age rewind concealer in my shade and they finally did, the shade range is still garbage though because I’m literally the darkest shade they offer.

also I’m like £41 away from breaking 5k since I started this blog!!

total: £121.34🌸🧚🏽‍♀️🌸

[lithium-fluoride-tellurium-deac]

I tried to colour theme? This Lemon purse was such a steal, no tag…

[liftblurred-deactivated20181215]

gorgeous!!

[heavenlylifter]

that lil bag is so cuuuute😖😖😖

[mosslifts]

better than sex is trash, mario badescu is overrated and their rose water is bad for ur skin, lush is for rich vegans who’s skin can put up with literally anything, urban outfitters is for rich hipsters and exploits their workers, the body shop is owned by l’oréal/nestle, and corporations themselves are the greatest thieves. don’t feel bad for slipping a brow pencil up ur sleeve lol

[skeliftong-deactivated20190810]

the mario badescu rose water made my face constantly break out, ouch

[veganlifter-blog1]

[klyftsit-blog]

I just stuffed two yards of fabric in my pants and walked out with a booty like kim k

[pretty-little-lift]

I 100% support women stealing beauty products instead of throwing every spare penny she has away chasing after an impossible pipedream sold to her since the moment she was born.

[lifting-living-loving]

The “I’m just scoping shit out…fuck this is too easy” haul Legit meant to just scope out this staples and michaels, but they were way too fucking easy. Not even a camera pointed at the copics???

Michaels Copics - $7.99 x 22 Copic Sets - $34.99 x 4 TOTAL: $315.74

Staples Fujifilm Instax Mini - $19.99 x 3 Papermate Flair - $39.99 Tape - $15.99 TOTAL: $115.95

Total Haul: $431.69

Lol I spent maybe 30 minutes doing all this too including driving

[liftfairy-deactivated20190514]

I’d kill for some copics man

[skeliftong-deactivated20190810]

Was just on Rëddit and found out something cool!

If you like makeup, more specifically natural makeup, then shop on Glössier because apparently their customer service is amazing. If you email them and say a product didn’t work for you you can get a full refund. You can also say you were sent the wrong shades of color and they won’t bother to check. Have fun!

[swipeymcsugar]

Yeeess I’ve been meaning to try their brand, I just haven’t had the money for it 👏👏🤷🏻‍♀️ trying this ASAP I’ll let you guys know how it goes

[kisslift-blog]

Hey, I'm an autistic lifter who lifts to support my service dog. Autism $peaks is an awful, awful organization who hurts me and many people like me. I'd really mean a lot if you could lift from Ḡame $top, Ḏoll@r Ḡener@l, @lpha Xi Ḏelta, Ḡ@p, ℉edEx, ⊥oysℜus, or any other stores that support it. These store support the murder, discrimination, and demonization of autistic people and I'm sick of it. Thank you.

^^^^^ hell yeah, lets rob em blind :)

[depresso-minus-the-espresso]

FAT AGREE FROM ANOTHER AUTISTIC LIFTER, LET’S FUCK EM UP!!!

Here is a list of stores that support Aut1sm $p3@ks, get busy!

[swipeymcsugar]

Home Dèpot (stealing spray paint for my graffiti nerd man thang) and guess on the list too

[angelbabylifts]

I stole panties that had “Angel” written on it to maintain my ✨aesthetic✨ (lmao). Also the black robe was so soft and silky I couldn’t resist!! (Gonna lift cute lacy white lingerie soon because I am an angel for heavens sake 😉)

✨L4 Vi3 En R0se: Robe $59.95 Babydoll dress $59.95 (WHY ARE THEY SO EXPENSIVE THEY DONT EVEN USE THE SAME AMOUNT OF MATERIALS AS REAL CLOTHES)

✨V$: Panties $9.50x2

✨$3phor4: Milk Lip Colour $26 Kat Von D Liquid Lipstick $24 Smashbox Liquid Lipstick $28 Fenty Beauty Mattemoiselle Lipstick $23 (listen these fuckers are so small I could have lifted like twenty before anyone noticed anything wrong with my jacket pocket)(please don’t take twenty from the same store though)

✨Total: $239.90

[swipeymcsugar]

Drooling over the nightie and robe 🤤🤤

[liftfairy-deactivated20190514]

The “I love dicks” haul. The store, not the body part.

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[lonelylesbianlifting-blog]

local salv. army has no cams and fitting rooms are entirely self-serve ….. should i get some summer clothes gays???

[louseegoosey]

from a fellow gay: absolutely!! salv army is trash full stop. rob those fuckers blind. they let a transwoman die on the street in front of their shelter (which i’m sure u know). burn the fucking place to the ground.

[swipeymcsugar]

Holy hell ruin them y’all.

[spectre-swipe-blog]

WOW everyone

Gonna say this again: SPR0UTS IS SO FUCKIG EASY

Did a mini walkout to grab some dinner last week– just found my best looking reusable tote and shopped like normal. Then I casually sauntered out when the SAs’ and cashiers’ backs were turned.

Just got back from a bigger grocery haul– they had a ten dollar bottle of marinara sauce lmao (gonna go for that next time.) I love lifting wholesome grocery items like berries, organic veggie sausages, and all natural toiletries 🌝they make me feel so good! (Also this may be TMI but I lifted some probiotics a while back and they’ve changed my life lmao– definitely pick some up next time ur out 🌻)

I’ve scanned a few sprouts stores in my area– though each location had a varying level of cameras, I wasn’t ever able to find any sort of uniformed LP. Can’t speak for plain clothes LP at this point, so I just make sure to stay alert.

If ur feelin REALLY sus, blind spots are super easy to find– just conceal a few small items and go from there!!

🌷🌹🌻🌼💐STAY GLOWING LOVES 💐🌼🌻🌹🌷

[two-for-none]

i’m fairly certain that management or higher-ups act as LP and they don’t have plains-clothes.. 100%.

whole foods is a different story though, be careful! they have real LP.

[beaniebooster-deactivated201708]

WHY DO YOU ALL HAVE THIS LUXURY! I ONLY HAVE A WHOLE FOODS NEAR ME THAT MY sister WORKS AT, AND IT’S CLOSING DOWN??

I need to find some fucking health stores, this is my absolute favorite kind of food.

[two-for-none]

iuno girl! sprouts is fairly new. you didn’t really hear about it until this year and their produce is actually great quality at great prices. the only expensive stuff they sell is all their “groceries” which are those gluten-free-vegan-make-you-shit-rainbows nonsenses. overpriced af.

if you wait long enough.. sprouts will come to you.

[beaniebooster-deactivated201708]

But I live in Canada. 😢

[two-for-none]

rip

[swipeymcsugar]

Fresh tyme is opening in the US and they are super easy too!