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i never aimed to give you a talisman!! i had something to say to you!!!!!!!!
I find it so strange that we seem to all see the same advertisements on here. We all see sword lady, right? That is not how other sites work.
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So much hostility in my inbox would be solved if people just clicked through and read links.
So You're Against Amazon Changing Their Heinous E-Book Return Policy Because You Didn't Read The Posted Articles And Only The Titles.
Common messages in my inbox from the last 24 hours.
Wait, what is going on??? Amazon is changing its automated e-book return policy after pressure from authors/author unions, in response to a TikTok "hack" which encouraged people to buy books, read them in full, then return them for a full refund. The refunds were then taken from the author's royalties, often leaving them/us with negative income at the end of the month. (That's bad.) These returns were automated and not monitored, so people could do this with multiple books repeatedly, often hitting an author's entire series in a week, leading to significant losses. Authors begged TikTok influencers to stop promoting this trend and to use libraries instead if they wanted to read books for free. While many stopped and apologized, some with large followings doubled down on being amoral fucktrumpets and started targeting said authors, telling their fans to exploit the buy/refund policy while often using (undeclared) affiliate codes to link to the work, which meant they were earning directly from the author's misfortune. As a fun aside, it is illegal in the US to use affiliate/promo codes and not disclose this to your audience. Just, y'know, throwing that out there. This prompted two of the most prominent author unions, the Society of Authors, and the Authors Guild, to go into talks with Amazon Books. The latter agreed to end the automated return policy for books over 10% read. If you have read under 10% of the book and find you are not enjoying it, you can still use the automated return system. If you have read over the 10% mark and something happens which makes you not want to finish the book, you can contact customer support to start a refund.
Banning refunds is bad! Refunds are not banned. They are merely stopping the automated system which was being exploited. If you have read less than 10% of a book and find you do not enjoy the style/tone/whatever, you can still return it for a full refund. If you have read over 10%, you will be required to open a manual return ticket with customer service.
But talking to real people on the phone is scary! As someone with profound social anxiety, I empathize, but you will most likely not be required to make phone calls if you don't want to. Amazon now uses an IM feature to handle a lot of customer service issues.
I can't afford books :( As a disabled, self-employed, queer author who lives paycheck to paycheck, I also empathize with not being able to afford fun things. I also cannot afford to have people stealing money from me each month, which is what was happening with this trend. If you cannot afford books, please reach out to your local library and request them. Doing so helps both the library and the author! Some of my most regular checks come from services like Overdrive and Libby. You can do this online or by visiting your local library in person. The more people request things, the more likely libraries are to get them. You may have to wait a while if a book is popular, but waiting for a little bit is better than exploiting authors who really don't earn as much as you think they do. If you do not have access to a library at all, try reaching out to the author or check out places like NetGalley.com to see if you can get approved for ARCs (advanced review copies). A lot of authors are happy to send out ARCS in exchange for reviews, as reviews really help to boost our credibility and also reader interest. You can also do what I do and save up. Many a time, I've had to wait several months to buy a $5.99 book on Amazon because it just wasn't in my budget. But I got there eventually, one dollar at a time.
But that takes too long, and I want it now! Listen, I get it. Instant gratification takes too long for me as well, but wanting something doesn't make you entitled to it. Especially not when it's at the cost of someone else's livelihood. This isn't Walmart. The money isn't being taken from a big corporation. It's being taken from indie authors, often marginalized creators who cannot break into mainstream publishing because the whole industry is a monopolized racket. You're not stealing from The Man. You're taking food from the person next door, who is already struggling the same as you.
Is my Kindle Unlimited subscription harming authors? Nope! Books that are enrolled in Kindle Unlimited (Amazon's lending subscription service) are not affected by this. Carry on reading and returning KU books to your heart's content. You're paying someone's bills. Just remember to scroll to the very end. Every page view counts.
Why don't more authors use KU, then? Because KU demands exclusivity, which prevents ebook sales from other retailers and access to libraries. While some authors are fine with this and make their entire living on KU, many of us prefer to reach a broader audience and not give Amazon exclusive rights to any of our work.
It's your own fault for using Amazon! Wow, such society. Very participate.
You're a bitch! Probably.
Can we see Holly Mop? 🥺 Always.
One of my favorite thing I’ve learned about animals studies is that you should avoid using colorful leg bands when you’re banding birds because you can accidentally completely skew the data because female birds prefer males with colorful bands
Apparently if you put a red band on a male red wing blackbird his harem size can double
So like you can completely frick up the natural reproduction of a group of birds by giving a guy a bracelet so stylish that females CANNOT resist him
Me, putting a red bracelet on the leg of a male red wing blackbird: ON GOD we gonna get u some pussy bro
I remember reading a study where researchers realized that female birds of a certain species preferred males with a darker breast. So they created what they literally called a “Super-Sexy Male” by catching a male and coloring his chest with a marker. They then ran dna tests on the eggs in the area.
Previously when the researchers had run these tests, they found a certain amount of infidelity was common for these birds. Somewhere around 10% of eggs were fathered by males who were not the primary mates of females.
After the advent of the Super Sexy Male, however, stuff got crazy in bird world. Infidelity skyrocketed, with upwards of 25% of ALL EGGS in the area being fathered by this specific male. Furthermore, his mate’s eggs were 100% his.
This is just insane to me. Just imagine you’re living your bird life when suddenly somebody scribbles on Dave’s chest and the ladies can’t stop throwing themselves at them. It’s stupid that we theoretically can wreck this kind of havoc on an ecosystem.
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“Ao3 needs an algorithm” no it doesn’t, part of the ao3 experience is scrolling through pages of cursed content looking for the one fic you want to read until you get distracted by a summary so cursed that it completely derails your entire search
sometimes i like watching those silly kids movies especially the ones w a lot of CGI characters in live action because I intentionally like to see how much the big-name celebrity human protagonist is actually committing to this movie. yeah you’re stuck in this corny cash grab plot but are you gonna sit there staring at the camera with your soulless eyes or are you gonna put your whole CHEST into it and earn every dollar of that paycheck??
neil patrick harris does NOT want to be in this dumb smurfs movie but james marsden really DOES want to adopt Sonic as his son. Amy Adams DOES want to dance around w fairytale creatures and muppets. Domhall Gleeson DOES want to brutally murder the james corden rabbit with every ounce of his being.
made a tier list ranking movies w the actors this post applies to.. someone give james marsden an oscar at this point already.
made an update to the previous ranking and also i can’t believe i forgot to add this
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Handbinding Project: My Immortal by Tara Gilesbie
This really started over a year ago, with a project started in the Renegade Bindery server: people would format different chapters of My Immortal, without knowing what anyone else was doing, and we would put them together into one file. It was agreed upon that everybody would disregard both good design and good taste.
(If you click on each image, the caption lists who designed the page in question. I couldn’t include them all here, but every page is basically a work of art. Horrible, typographically hellish art.)
After raiding a Joann’s of materials I thought belonged in Hot Topic circa 2005 (before it just became Think Geek II: We Don’t Light Our Store,) I almost immediately tested positive for covid. So I made most of this over the last four days, and with varying levels of coherent thought and common sense. The process is documented in a thread here
*applause*
@theshitpostcalligrapher, a tome to match the Necrobeenomicon!
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what they dont tell you about living with a bunch of roommates is the psychological warfare of having SO many packages delivered but getting to open almost none of them. because they’re not for you. they’re not for you. you can’t open them. it’s genuinely sick.
I am a GUEST and I do not DESERVE to use the good normal cups, I may only use the worst cup you have
Counterpoint, I am a guest and I DESIRE to use the WORST possible cup I can find that you have hidden away
In the town where I grew up, there was a large statue in one of the parks, of a famous historical white colonizer. I'm not going to say who specifically, suffice it to say that it was someone who wasn't worth memorializing for their deeds. And as you can imagine, this statue was a frequent target of vandalism, with paint or toilet paper or eggs on multiple occasions. Now, the local council was generally pretty lax when it came to repairing potholes or other public damage in the town, but every time, 24 hours after this particular statue was hit, the same person would always appear in a Hi-Vis vest, hat, mask and sunglasses, carrying a bucket of water, and wash it clean. They would do it as quickly as possible, but always made sure the face and the name carved at the bottom were generously scrubbed. This only encouraged people to do it again, and so it became a vicious cycle.
Within a year, the statue had sustained so much damage that it was unrecognizable and the lettering unreadable, so eventually the council came and took it down. Also apparently, the person in the Hi-Vis vest didn't even work for the council. They were supposedly just some 'good samaritan' who cleaned it, often before the council even discovered it needed cleaning, so they just let them do it and ignored the problem. They didn't bother putting the statue up again.
Much later, we found out that the anonymous 'samaritan' had been deliberately washing the statue with a bucket of saltwater, which had dramatically corroded it, causing irreversible accumulative damage far worse than spray paint ever would have done. It's even theorized that they were also often the one spray-painting it, just so that they had an excuse to come back after a day to wash it.
I love this so much