I'm the Metropolis Kid

vika | 29 | cis | she/her | lady of lake and by that we mean Lake Michigan |

[dontcallmethuperboy]

when lucy dacus said I don’t want to be funny anymore and when bruce springsteen said there’s a joke here somewhere and it's on me and when neko case said I revenge myself all over myself and when warren zevon said I saw a werewolf with a chinese menu in his hand and-

[prokopetz]

I think it's actually essential to children's moral development to be exposed to short stories moderately beyond their reading level where a bunch of fucked up shit happens and then instead of offering a moral lesson or any sort of emotional or narrative resolution it just ends.

[pmamtraveller]

"Waiting Gradually Eats The Soul"

by A.F. Vandevorst.

[danascullyswindbreaker]

wives :)

[samshepard]

Hey man. Not my mountain not my eagle not my liver. Not my problem

[bewbin]

EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[1lluminae-files]

UNMUTE!!

[teaboot]

POV u are delicious

[greelin]

black mold and lead can’t affect me because i’m pure of heart

[frogus-deactivated20231111]

the entire point of life is to be silly, kind, and really weird btw.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[slygirlboy]

2026 - the year of the dullahan

[im-mender]

[limbel]

when youre reading smut and youre positive you have their entire geometry figured out but then someone grabs a knees that shouldn be there

[canis-latranz]

he was onto something

[dorothylarouge]

[dontcallmethuperboy]

Me: damn this beach house reminds me of saltburn

cousin #1: 😩

cousin #2: 😀

[androcola]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Okay