I don't even know man

Hey there! I'm Chris and ya.

[mpregcraig]

they dont tell you which 4 hours though. thats how they get you

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Someone who doesn’t watch baseball please explain this picture

[pornqvist]

Simple. It’s naptime.

[cuntaloupes-deactivated20241215]

Abusive men pave the way for lazy men to get wives and girlfirends.

[cuntaloupes-deactivated20241215]

Lemme clarify, how many times have you heard your overworked female friends and relatives say “Yeah, Jerry drinks beer every evening after work while I cook dinner and clean up after everyone and does the bare minimum to help me raise the kids but he’s such a nice guy. He’s never beat me in my life. I couldn’t ask for a better guy in my life.”

Like no, Sally, your husband is a common stone among turds and you know it.

[biggestniq]

I try to explain this conceptually to people as a thing that happens not saying that this is good but it’s a thing that happens.

[wedgemccloud]

This is what male privilege is and how all men benefit from it.

This is why you are not exempt from statements about “all men” even if you are overall good.

You benefit from the bar constantly being lowered by systemic issues within the gender.

The expectations on you are always lower than they should because “at least you’re not X”.

[musingsofatiredmind]

That…is the best response I’ve seen to the “not all men” thing. Thank you.

[a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e]

Holy shit. Dav Pilkey dropping truth up in here.

[spengs]

im laughing @ this image of jeff goldblum bc it makes him look like a centaur but w the horse bit cropped out

[spengs]

update:

[spengs]

Look I didn’t spend 20 minutes drawing jeff goldblum as a centaur in front of my family for 3 notes

[betaruga]

Life found a way…

[kalelsonofkrypton]

Super Antics #11 by Kerry Callen.

[lampfaced]

I have several questions

[idrils]

i see your ‘nowhere in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty was an egg’ and raise you ‘nowhere in the legendarium does tolkien say that elves have pointed ears’

[annabellioncourt]

Mary Shelley didn’t give the monster bolts.

Arthur Conan Doyle never put Holmes in a deer stalker (also “elementary my dear Watson” is never said in the books, and he doesn’t smoke a curved pipe)

There are boys at Beauxbatons and girls at Durmstrang schools

Edgar Allan Poe wrote the earliest essay on the big bang theory

[mindblownie]

#reality is an illusion

[jewish-kermit]

fuck this site I thought the tv show for the briefest of seconds and the shit machine in my skull thought “quoth the raven ‘Bazongo”

[colourofoctober]

Dog: literally just moves its paw 

Me: 

[blackness-by-your-side]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I love the use of the word “arrives” like it was expected yet also somewhat feared

[bpdsnek]

my mitochondria clearly aren’t working because this bitch has NO FUCKING ENERGY

[spacelesbians-archive-deactivat]

Mitochondria machine broke

[kamuis]

actually the funny thing is that this post is basically describing what researchers now think is the underlying cause in chronic fatigue syndrome (as in there is notable dysfunction in mitochondria that means less ATP is produced, especially under stresses)

[caramel-ramamel-blog]

THIS BITCH EMPTY

[hxavensxnt-blog]

Y E E T

[weloveshortvideos]

When Grandpa decides to teach the youth of today a lesson…

[sonypraystation]

BROKE ANKLES EVERYWHERE

[quartercirclejab]

Douchebag Link goes to Eventide Isle

bonus: 5 habits of highly successful hylians

[assortedpencils-deactivated2024]

@mannakete

[foulserpent]

whys king kong………..so fucking large

[brightereyes]

the bigger you are the larger you are

[foulserpent]

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

fun history fact: a common argument against women voting was ads with cats dressed up as suffrage activists next to signs reading “i demand a vote” etc, basically saying that if women can vote, who’s next, cats? 

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

wasn’t kidding

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

i think cats should vote

[siavahdainthemoon]

I mean let’s be real I would trust a cat to vote responsibly way more than I would trust a Republican

[coffee-teach-wine]

[healingisneeded]

kenny a fool for dis one

[staraptor]

life… is an egg

[kavvka-deactivated20171211]

explain

[staraptor]

has chickens in it sometimes

[bestrunescapememesbruh]