world-class thief

these are hands of a world-class thief. i don't do punchy. [ indie rp blog for ezekiel jones from the librarians. sideblog of notyouricarus. ]

[your-sober-companion]

"I won’t risk my life. But I assume I can outrun anything, so I’m in."

[queensemiramis-blog]

The Librarians 1x03, And the Horns of a Dilemma

Oh, God, what have I done?

[thelibrariansconfessions]

[crossguild]

man imagine the librarians episode where zeke’s shirt catches on fire or something so cass and jake help him get it off and then suddenly they remember that he’s a world-class thief and world-class thieves have to do a lot of climbing and lifting and moving very quietly and very quickly

and world-class thieves tend to build up a lot of muscle that jones kind of personally likes to keep under wraps when possible

'cause why give away his tools of the trade, really, when he can look like a wimpy geek most of the time?? why let people know what he's capable of??

anyway, cassandra’s like oh yeah and suddenly remembers how much muscle she’d felt on his arm when they were in the labyrinth and the math side of her brain is like daaaaaaamn look at that golden shoulder-to-waist ratio it’s almost exactly 1.61803… before jones’s old instincts kick in and he steals a hoodie from some poor sucker who’d left it on their seat at an outdoor cafe

[jumanjelli]

THE LIBRARIANS RELATIONSHIPS

Ezekiel Jones + Eve Baird

- “You okay, Eve?”

- “Call me that one more time and they’ll be picking pieces of you off an ice flow for a year.”

- “She’s okay.”

[ididchoose]

"Oh you know, you’re right, you do seem more like a Pomeranian, I just never liked small yappy dogs. Hmm… I should have seen that coming." 

[dontdopunchy-blog]

"The fact that you think that I'd fit being any kind of dog in general shows a flaw in your thinking, Jenkins. I'm more the cat type, if I do say so myself."

[gxrdian]

"Oh there we go. There’s always something with you, Jones. I just said thanks, didn’t I? What do you really want?”

[dontdopunchy-blog]

"I wouldn't say no to food," he said with a shameless shrug. "Though honestly I was just curious to see in what kind of place you lived. Very... minimalistic."

[trickshotlegacy]

       Knowing you did a good action! 

[ Aha, and there’s a brilliant argument. She’s getting more invested in this mission - wants to earn her pizza now. ]

[dontdopunchy-blog]

"But what if doing good actions isn't really my style, huh?"

{He had to keep himself from laughing at the kid's assumption that he would do good -- if only she knew what he did for a living. Raising one eyebrow slightly, he gave her a look that said 'what then?'}

[redneckgeniusjakestone]

"So? Where’re we goin’?"

[dontdopunchy-blog]

"Not sure. The thing says something about an ocean though?"

[littlemisssynesthesia]

"Well, I should hope so, Ezekiel."

[dontdopunchy-blog]

"I'm not usually the holiday type, but your enthusiasm must be rubbing off on me."

[laborisms]

    [ no, Jake did not just come out of the fancy teleporting door in the annex with a numerous amount of beads around his neck, confetti all over him, and a beer in his hand. and of course there was a wide grin spread across his face. ]

[dontdopunchy-blog]

{ It would be Ezekiel's luck to be in the annex at that exact place and time, and he raised one eyebrow at Jake's entrance. He could feel a grin tugging at the corner of his lips at the decorations and drunken smile Jake sported. }

"What costume party did you stumble out of, mate?"

[n-haught]

the librarians [and] santa’s midnight run

number 943 in things i thought i’d never say, but i’m saying in this job - ok, santa, where’d you park your sleigh?

[biathenas-blog-deactivated20190]

[julysecnd]

can we just appreciate the facts that both ezekiel and skye

are orphans 

are hackers

are of asian heritage 

have hacked into the nsa

look great in glasses 

are cute as heck

are the youngest in their teams

are actual fangirl/boys

have the brawny kick-ass woman as their mother figure

[n-haught]

just out of curiosity, what roles are you playing?

[forgotyouknot-deactivated202010]

"Yeah I stole it, but you won it. Focus on that."

The Librarians stills 6/?

[n-haught]