alis volat propriis

Nancy ▸ twenty-seven Matthew 6:34╰☆╮ Princess by birth, bitch by choice. ♥

[flowerytale]

[anxietyproblem]

[dontfeed-thebadwolf]

Praying my new neighbors are this cool 😩🙏🏻

[the-wolf-and-moon]

Dark River to Antares

[memorycycle]

alright i am readyto catch it

toss me the object and i will catch it because im peepared

[aofi-humananimalgirlfeet]

here you go little buddy

[fall-spirit]

[oceansoul11]

[tooies]

i think "take a hike" is like the funniest response to someone. like dude just get outta here. and go experience the wonder of nature for a bit

[funeralprocessor]

ancestral form of touch grass

[jenny-jinya]

Did I make you smile for once? ( •᷄⌓•᷅ )

 It’s a bit different from my usual content, I wanted to give you a break :’)

[skiplo-wave]

HE TAPED THE SCYTCE ON THEM

[catmeme-moved]

i really really love when animals lay on their back and their paws do that thing

[catmeme-moved]

the front paws. i love that

[catmeme-moved]

its just very good

[justnoodlefishthings]

[ramblefandom]

peep

[vaspider]

we call this ‘pupside down’

[foointerrupted]

This is the best post on this whole site

[smitethestate]

This is my favorite photo of Leela ever.

[graphitea]

my dog does the thing

[psychokangaroo]

Here’s an up close version @graphitea

[avoiding-claws]

[vet-and-wild]

[madd-catter]

[keichanz]

[whatever-queer]

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

oh i have a contribution!

[workaholiccoffeeaddict]

My dog jack (daniels)

[goawfma]

i feel like we don’t talk about things like this enough

[dontfeed-thebadwolf]

Yo I was watching 90 day fiancé the like happily ever after one and it showcased a city in Morocco called the blue city and I stg it took my breath away it was just so gorgeous like look guys

[sseoulful]

[housecatincarnate]

[musicalmelody22]

Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it” 

Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect. 

[fororchestra]

To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.

On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.

[corruptbucky]

I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…

[justtkeepcalmm-deactivated20250]

Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.

The lengths we go for music.

[lady-gorthaur]

Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.

[elsajeni]

One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”

And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:

[stifled giggling]

[reeeeeeally deep breath]

[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]

The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.

In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.”

FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.

[minguskingus]

This is the best band post 

Everyone else go home

[oxboold-deactivated20180729]

Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this

which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,

that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that

[prokopetz]

Who does that?

This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.

[vivelafat]

Julius IdontgivaFucik

[septemberbells]

More like Julius Fuckit

[sushinfood]

Pyrozod’s tags for this were too hilarious not to share

[happifying-things]

[marciabrady]

THE LITTLE MERMAID SERIES (1992-94)

[aidashakur]

[bob-belcher]

[actuallyanangel-deactivated2021]

@ahhwhocaresanyway

[c0ltraine]

@a-brats-world @little-kitten-space

[persephinae]

Y’ALL THE WAIT TO FIX THE SUEZ CANAL IS SO LONG THAT EVERYONE IS JUST GOING THE FUCK AROUND THE ENTIRE CONTINENT OF AFRICA AGAIN