[cartoon-goon02]

pie with sad filling

[transfemmbeatrice]

“I don’t think that I accepted that I wasn’t gonna die young until I was 26 or 27. I really don’t think I fully…when I was 14, 15, 16, 17–I mean I knew as sure as I know that I am wearing green shoes that I was going to die before much happened. It was a certainty for me. And I had shaken off the directly suicidal urge by the time I was 21 or 22, but I still was pretty sure I was going to die pretty young, it really felt like an inevitability. It takes a long time to realize no, you’ve changed…if you shared those feelings with people at some point you go, ‘well, I guess we’re going to stick around.’ And it’s a funky thing to admit because there’s a part of your inner younger self that kind of judges you for that.”

John Darnielle fucking me up with the single most relatable thing he’s ever said

[aangmarble]

“Avatar: The Last Airbender” Recap Cartoon → Book One (watch here)

[adonischildsupportcase]

[te-amo-corazon]

I HATE ALL OF YOU FOR THIS OMG

[leonardodespacito]

LMAO

[marvlerois]

Update: From Jenny Han’s Opinion piece on New York Times

[witchernews]

Netflix's 'Witcher' Series Expected To Film In Budapest, Hungary - GWW

Omega Underground has learned that Netflix is seemingly planning on filming their mature series The Witcher in Europe, based on the fantasy novels and video games. Specifically, new information suggests they plan to shoot the 8-episode series in Budapest, Hungary. Although, other European locales could be added. It’s not terribly shocking as Dwayne Johnson’s Hercules, Van Helsing, Season of The Witch. and Netflix’s own Marco Polo have previously shot in Hungary. They are currently crewing up for the series and casting is well underway. Let’s see if they’re able to wrangle Henry Cavill, who recently suggested in an interest in the …

Insiders are reporting that season one of Netflix’s The Witcher will film in Budapest, Hungary. The article leaves open the possibility of filming in other European locations.

(Omega Underground)

[memeguy-com]

years later House is still as relevant as he ever was

[doyouthinkaboutme]

I wasn’t vaccinated and never got sick so

[appropriately-inappropriate]

And I swam and didn’t drown.

Anecdotes aren’t evidence. The reason YOU specifically didn’t get sick is because of something called Mass Immunity.

That means that since everyone ELSE is vaccinated (you’re welcome), there’s nowhere for the virus to establish a hold. That mass immunity is the only thing that keeps people who CANNOT vaccinate—like the immunocompromised—from catching it.

The second that people stop vaccinating, that immunity disappears and the disease resurges, as is clear from the fact that the US is currently experiencing an epidemic of a disease that was projected to become extinct in our lifetimes.

Get immunized. There’s no reason not to.

[gehayi]

or a adinfinitumxx:

Considering that there’s a whole host of people in my age range who weren’t vaccinated enough (even I was missing the second dose of MMR until recently) getting the measles and the mumps I think it’s ridiculous that we’re arguing over a life and death situation. Literally, do you want to live or die?

Also, even if you weren’t vaccinated and never got sick–at least not visibly–that doesn’t preclude the possibility that you picked up a virus and passed it on without knowing it. 

Maybe you had…oh, let’s say measles. But you had no symptoms. Or maybe you had a fever,  or sore eyes, or a harsh dry cough, but that was it. But nothing that said anything was seriously wrong. And in the meantime, you went about your business. Maybe you waited for a bus with an old man, or shared an aisle at the store with a pregnant woman and her wailing one-year-old, or attended a party with your friends.  

And the disease you didn’t know you had? That passed on to the people you met, or to people that they met. The disease you didn’t know you had was passed to a friend at that party, and she passed it to her mother and father, they passed it to their workmates, and now two offices are sick with your measles. The old man you saw at the bus stop? He got pneumonia as a result of the measles you passed to him. The pregnant woman from the store? She miscarried. Her baby, who was too young to be vaccinated? She developed encephalitis and died. 

You’re not the only one who’s being protected by your vaccination. You’re protecting everyone else as well. That’s the fucking POINT of vaccination.

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

Anti-vaxxers are permenantly on my shit-list as irresponsible, selfish motherfuckers and they can leave my planet any time they like.

[xla-hainex]

Ronan aesthetics

goes in pair with this

[succubusboyfriend]

if you’re offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that i’m just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting you to answer straight away. i don’t need you to respond with “hey, sorry, i wasn’t at the computer!” or anything. i was leaving u a gift for later.

[badaxefamily]

I do this all the time on Discord. I’m not expecting a response, I’m just sharing a thing for whenever you happen to see it.

[zomblequeen-deactivated20181123]

I regularly send my friends memes when I know they’re asleep because I know

they will wake

and then

they will scream

[sindri42]

The thing I like most about text based communication is there’s no time limits. When you talk in person or on the phone, you gotta figure out what you’re saying in real time and spit it out with no rehearsal or just stand there silently while everybody is staring at you for minutes on end.

A text message or a chat system or whatever? You can spend ten minutes reformatting your reply to say what you actually mean. Email? You can deal with that shit tomorrow. Hell, I have conversations with people on the opposite side of the planet where different work and sleep cycles mean we each say like one line per 12 hours and the dialogue still flows smoothly over the course of weeks or months.

[zevranunderstander]

you know i hate tumblrs “i hope they do something problematic” shit so much? its not only with people like thomas sanders or john mulaney or that comic guy with the bike, but with whole ass shows and projects? like nobody ever said b99 is cop propaganda. nobody was saying that until one single person mentioned it and suddenly its the worst show you could watch because of one aspect of their show, while ignoring the shows diversity and political stances.

same happened to dream daddy, like you cant deny that that game was groundbreaking for the lgbt society, but suddlenly some people started shit like ‘uhhh but 5 years ago the game grumps made transphobic jokes’ and ‘you know that joesph is actually a satanist, right?’ and suddenly no one talked about the game anymore?

everytime someone tries their fucking best to be inclusive, diverse etc. people are digging through everything they can find just to justify that they dont like it? overwatch recently hosted a huge event to raise money for breast cancer research in association with the BCRF and without even doing one second of research people accused them of working with the susan g. komen foundation (which wasnt true) and tried to boycott a fucking charity event?

what im saying is, dont let tumblr ruin everything you love because they are bitter

[tredlocity]

the only reason ppl wanted a black widow movie was cause for the longest time she was the only female superhero in the mcu but now we got plenty and scarjo is not as beloved as she was back then please just make a valkyrie movie

[rightsmarts]

The Imam of Peace drops a MOAB on the U.K. Trump protestors

[ms-demeanor]

Hello rightsmarts, the latest in conservative news. I’m just reblogging this because it’s gotten around to the punk side of things and sometimes it seems like anarchists forget that PR is important in political movements.

The balloon cost around $3k to make and fill, the remainder of the money is going to go to take the balloon on tour. People DID donate $52,000 dollars to the Trump Baby.

They also donated $21 million to The Refugee and Immigrant Center for Education and Legal Services (RAICES) to help the children in detention camps. The comparative cost of the balloon is about a quarter of a percent of what was donated to RAICES alone.

You know what’s great about a balloon? It’s ridiculous. It’s got a fun, airy parade feel. You go to a protest with the Trump Baby and you see people who share your values and are equally frustrated with the world - and it’s hard as hell to show a bunch of people having a fun old time with a parade float as dangerous antifa terrorists.

(Also it gets news cameras pointed at protests of Trump, and at this point we should all recognize the value of big stunts that get you free press because Trump sure as hell did.)

That and it gives frustrated, burned-out activists a bit of a laugh. We’ve got to have levity, we’ve got to be able to enjoy things and have a sense of humor. If we’re all grimly grinding away and donating all of our spare change to the ACLU and only ever talking about the horrible things that are happening we’re going to get too exhausted to carry on. Which is exactly what folks like rightsmarts and Imam Tawhidi want.

Oh yeah, that’s the other thing - imamofpeace up there bills himself as a moderate Muslim who wants reform but he’s supported calls for Muslim immigration bans in Australia. He claims to want reform to prevent extremism but denies extremism in his own sect and only targets Muslims of other sects. He doesn’t have many Muslim followers but he does have a lot of twitter followers who seem to like being able to point to Imam Tawhidi and say “see, I’m not islamophobic, I only want to listen to *reasonable* Muslims, like this guy who tells me how backward all those Muslims are and how they’re preparing to take over the west.”

So a professional pot-stirrer is criticizing activists for spending the equivalent of a quarter of a percent of their donations on a fun balloon that bring out large crowds to protest, creates feelings of solidarity and levity, and is an excellent PR tool.

Yeah, fuck off with your bullshit. People recently crowdfunded a couch for Elon Musk and tried to give Kylie Jenner $100 million so she’d be a round billionaire. Nobody should feel the tiniest bit bad for donating to the construction and display of a protest sign.

The Trump Baby balloon is a good investment on the part of protesters and helped ensure that Trump knows he’s not welcome or appreciated by the people of London.

(hey by the way this criticism of decadence and fun is the kind of puritanical authoritarian shit that you get from the right and from tankies and it’s why nobody likes tankies. bread AND roses, motherfuckers.)

[kestrel-tree]

Ne forget pas les quatres food groupes mes amis!

[keena-kapu]

@maburito

[maburito]

La pomme d’eau. La pomme de terre. Le pomme de feu. La pomme d’air. Il y a très longtemps ces quatre patates vivaient en harmonie. Mais un jour, la pomme du feu décida de passer à l'attaque.

[anotherlikeyou]

i don’t even fucking speak french but I fucking know what that last comment says

[killuasembarassed-deactivated20]

Tom Holland always ends up on a positive note whenever he’s sharing something. He’ll be like “I was wearing the tight spider-man suit and I had to hold my pee for 11 hours and I was really sweaty but it was great! I loved it!” “I got major migraines after being upside for a long time when shooting the Washington monument scene but it was a learning experience and I wouldn’t trade it for the world! :)” “Anthony Mackie and Sebastian Stan make fun of me and I cry at night but it’s all fun! Loving life!”

[gettingbi-er]

funnily anough in brazil when u accept bullshit without speaking up its called “swallowing frogs”

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

This is how far into the earth humans have dug so far.

[jumpingjacktrash]

perspective

[livspec]

Peter Parker, also known as the popular superhero ‘Spiderman’, is roughly 16-17 years old, meaning he was born in either 2001 or 2002. Contrary to popular belief, this place him firmly in the ‘Gen Z’ category, rather than the millennial category that many place him in. By extrapolating this information, we can conclude that Peter Parker not only knows what a furry is, but constantly has to grapple with the fact that his spider-centric identity is, in fact, his fursona. In this essay I will-

[walrusofdoom]

im starting a support group for people who’s parents watch Big Bang Theory 

[walrusofdoom]

Ill start, Hi my names Asad and my dad binged all 11 seasons of the big bang theory and is now watching Young Sheldon 

[sev-wildfang]

hi im Sara and my mom… puts on BBT when shes lying down on the couch in the evenings…

[spookiestmimikyu]

Hi everyone I’m mimikyu…. Sometimes…. I hear a faint “bazinga” from the living room as my parents watch TV….

[sbuttonthegiraffescientist]

Hey everyone my name is Andrea…….not only does my father was Big Bang Theory, lately he’s even started watching….Young Sheldon…..

[rnbwlzrd]

Uh…. hello, I’m Eve and….once, when we were eating dinner… my mum spat out her food over a joke the pervert one of the Big Bang Theorymen made….

[walrusofdoom]

Youre all valid and im sorry that all of our parents have such horrible taste in shows, please sit down, have this blanket and let it all out, this is a safe “Bazinga” free space