all the things

*shrugs*

[relelvance]

A woman's place is on the battlefield

[vympr]

so you think women should die

[duncebento]

funny how you immediately assumed the women would lose the battle….misogynist much?

[vympr]

you're right i will reflect on my behavior. sorry women

[wizzardhat]

these ads are pure fucking gold i haven’t stopped laughing for at least 7 minutes

[surprisebitch]

the fact emily’s twin doesnt have a name though

[dankmemeuniversity]

[zerosocialskillz]

Today is the only day you can reblog this meme, everyone

[thefallenbibliophilequote]

Happy 22/2/22 day!

[niuniente]

Not to mention that today, 22/2/22 Pluto has finished its trip around the sun which started in 1774.

[crazy-brazilian]

[crazy-brazilian]

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

When I was a kid, the "Oh my god, you got so big!" comment from grown-ups used to really annoy me, because it felt broadly infantilising. But now, as an adult myself, I realise it had very little to do with me, and almost everything to do with said grown-up feeling suddenly attacked by the passage of time, yet not wanting to blurt out "shit, fuck, I just pissed away like four years of my life without noticing, then, huh?" in front of an 8-year-old.

[toastbutteregg]

[derutrot]

I had this professor in college that didn’t like to say “bless you,” so he said that every semester he asks each class what they’d like to say when someone sneezes. So he randomly asked this one guy what we should all say when someone sneezes & the guy said “I don’t really care,” as in like he didn’t care what we said when someone sneezes. So from that point on, for the next 16 weeks, when someone sneezed in class the professor looked at them completely straight faced and said, “I don’t really care.”

[birdghost]

I say GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!

[unclefather]

still one of my favorite posts

[haruhicubewars]

when i originally posted it i think i neglected to include some of the funniest parts of what he said to me so heres the full thing

[cursedgreendayimages]

the next time someone asks what this country is like i’ll just send them this

[leona-florianova]

-  Velký noční hlídač / Watchman

- author of the videomaping Milan Cais 

-photography ©ČTK,  ©David Peltán, MAFRA.

[verylostpenguin]

It’s my grandpa’s birthday next week and he said “I don’t want to be 85” and my grandmother, his wife of 59 and a half years, said “well your only alternative is to die”, I can’t believe how affectionate they are

[verylostpenguin]

I was having lunch with them today and my grandpa started throwing napkins at my grandmother, and she balled it up and looked all set to throw it back but then she put it down and said “I will not throw it because I was brought up properly, you were dragged” she has spent ¾ of her life with this man

[verylostpenguin]

I thought I’d let you know how they’ve been getting on during lockdown, so here’s some of the FaceTime conversation from today:

“My goodness, the way technology is advancing - in 20 years we’ll be able to shake hands through the screen!”

“Rex, I don’t think we’ll be here in 20 years.”

“Well you can make your own plans, I shall only be 109.”

[verylostpenguin]

What’s up friends, it’s been 3 years, grandpa has made it to 88 and they’ve been married 62.5 years! Please enjoy another instalment:

Grandpa: the new packs are.. it’s.. what is it. It self destructs

Grandma : biodegradable, Rex.

[mulberrydyke]

My cat's name makes her vet bills look like fucked up breakfast orders

[severalbadpunslater]

[thyrell]

whenever i smell weed in public i get picked up off my feet and float towards the source like a cartoon character smellin a pie on a windowsill

[thyrell]

cant turn it off either its incredibly inconvenient

[earthdad]

I’m dating a supervillian

[rosemiracles-deactivated2016032]

how much light-wash denim can you have in one room

[pumpkino]

[image description: behind the scenes photo from star trek: the next generation. jonathan frakes and brent spiner are having a conversation, frakes wearing denim trousers, and spiner wearing a full double denim outfit. crew members in the background are almost all also wearing denim]

[starfleetcatboy]

Star Trek: the next jeaneration

[makiruz]

Guys, it was the 90s, that’s just how people used to dress

[crewstinitortellini-deactivated]

[maxknightley]

Absolutely love this post. Think of it every time I use a wooden spoon

[historicaltimes]

Little girl and her pet toad at a pet show, Venice Beach, California, 1936.

via reddit

[desertlady-blog1]

im crying