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honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre “hewwo” obama rp

fallingtowers

And there was that other post where someone dreamt that Obama said “violence for violence is the rule of beasts” like what is it about Obama that makes people come up with such raw fucking dialogue for him

twofingerswhiskey

my mother had a dream where he lived in the forest and she had a cigarette with him and he said “to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all” and put it out and walked into the mist and i’ve never fucking forgotten that

yesterdaysprint

The Washington Times, Washington DC, June 12, 1909

seriously-susan-blog

👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

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sparrowhawkandco

“Between you and me I believe there is an conspiracy of paranormal origin all connected to this town.”

You’re. You’re literally pointing at them. Both of them. Both of the big paranormal things happening in this town.

Between you and me

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

why do people write “bad at communicating” as jake’s main trait like dirk didn’t literally create a robot to talk to his friends for him

zyzix

It’s more like he created a program to talk to himself and it goes and talks to his friends for him anyway, but., still

crazyexdirkfriend

lil hal is an autoresponder, built to imitate dirk to his friends when dirk is predisposed. dirk argues with him because he’s dirk and he’d start a fist fight with a mirror if he accidentally sneered into one

brynhild2018

#okay this is funny

fadeintocase

None Pizza with Left Beef is 10 years old today.

happy birthday to a decade-old meme.

rubyetc

information for your Friday

aviself

*gently headbutts u in the shoulder to show affection*

lesbiugh

*absentmindedly pats your entire face to acknowledge affection received*

babyanimalgifs

I don’t know what’s funnier.. the baby elephant chasing the birds, or when he fell and ran to his mom xD

htsxegiaio

wow god forbid kids have fun on the internet with games they like

queenbean03-deactivated20180909

I just read that article though and it’s actually positive. Here’s a quote:

Riffing on the term “fursona,” referring to a personalized animal avatar, fans are calling their creations “cupsonas.” Some characters are teacups, others are frothing cappuccinos, and more than a few are tipsy. It’s a silly way to experiment with Cuphead’s character designs with some adorable results.

Then they have pics of some people’s cupsonas with links back to their Tumblr blogs, and the article ends with the author saying “I won’t lie. I want one too.”

aether-asterisk

it feels so refreshing to see an online news article discussing a particular aspect of fandom culture in a positive, wholesome matter. you just don’t see that every day. this is truly a blessed post

frollosuggestions

The signs as pictures of Frollo!

Aries:

Taurus:

Ha-Ha!

I have tricked you!

Astrology is a tool of the devil

prokopetz

I think a detail that a lot of fans miss about Cuphead is exactly why King Dice is “the Devil’s right-hand man”. From a modern perspective, he doesn’t seem to be doing anything particularly bad - but attitudes toward gambling in America were very different in the era that Cuphead is calling back to.

While the prohibition of alcohol in the 1920s is well known, it’s less often remarked upon that the moral panic of the early 20th Century also targeted gambling. In many states, most forms of gambling were straight-up illegal, and the penalty for violating those laws could carry the kind of prison sentences usually reserved for trafficking in hard drugs. Casinos were less respectable than brothels, and anyone who gambled habitually was assumed as a matter of course to be involved in organised crime, and probably some sort of weird sex pervert on top of it.

That attitudes are so different today is the result of a decades-long public relations campaign to rehabilitate gambling’s image. The modern notion of the casino as a fun holiday destination is so far removed from the previous century’s squalid vice dens, we might as well be living on a different planet!

cavesalamander

It’s so true… My great grandmother joked sometimes about how her parents would be rolling in their graves if they knew she even owned a deck of cards - we were just playing go fish, and occasionally solitaire.

prokopetz

Yeah, that’s exactly what I mean. Some folks will say “but gambling is still stigmatised today!”, and that may be true, but not like it was. There was a stretch of time where simply owning a deck of playing cards invited the sort of scorn that today we’d associated with… I don’t know, getting caught with horse porn, maybe. Purity culture is a hell of a drug!