Coming Up Millhouse

Shitposting fandoms since 2012 son

[museum-of-artifacts]

Cat on a foot of the Colossus of Constantine the Great, ca. 312-315 AD. The complete statue in white marble would have been about 12 meters (40 feet) high and was vandalized after the fall of Rome.

[redscharlach]

Yeah, I know this is a massive foot and a normal-sized cat

BUT what if normal-sized foot and teeny tiny little cat?

[tugboatcaptain]

[winter-wise]

Howl truly is the man of all time. He’s a playboy. He’s a malewife. He fell in love with a ninety year old woman. He’s a rugby player. He smells like hyacinths. He’s not a natural blond. When dying his hair went slightly wrong, he filled his home with slime. He has a PhD. He’s a wizard. He found a way to another universe and he told absolutely nobody about it. He makes video games about the magical universe for his nephews. He can’t play the guitar. He always takes a guitar with him when he’s trying to seduce a woman. He’s a self-proclaimed coward. He got drunk to trick himself into doing something dangerous. He overcharges for his services to rich people. He undercharges for his services to poor people. A woman invaded his home and declared herself his cleaning lady and he just let her stay. He loves spiders. He lies about his surname to everyone, including royalty. The true spelling of his first name is Howell, but we don’t find out until halfway through the book because the POV character thinks it’s spelled Howl. He’s even Welsh.

[valtsv]

actually this is the best possible character dynamic

ALT

[swanpit]

to everyone who answers “puss in boots”

[warriorcatsofficialfacts]

[sandmandaddy69]

[daydreamodyssey]

Before you post, think:

Is it groovy

Is it smashing, baby

Is it shagedelic

Does it give you mojo

Does it make others randy

[solisaureus]

came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat

[grilches]

🌼i said what i said🌼

[terrifiedscarecrow]

this whole time you thought you were talking to sam, but it was me, Dio!

[jdebbiel]

studies at the Musée D’Orsay

[fromthecrypt]

she franken on my stein til i 'hateful day when I received life!' I exclaimed in agony. 'Accursed creator! Why did you form a monster so hideous that even you turned from me in disgust? God, in pity, made man beautiful and alluring, after his own image; but my form is a filthy type of yours, more horrid even from the very resemlance. Satan had his companions, fellow-devils, to admire and encourage him; but I am solitary and abhorred.'

[whitepeopletwitter]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

not a dream

wait so, Undertale and Homestuck AREN'T one and the same???????????

[one-time-i-dreamt]

You trying to bite me (oil on canvas)

[brucebocchi]

[spacelazarwolf]

[egberts]

morning: we need to commit to cooking at home. no more fast food, no more ordering in

evening: ................ what if we were bad

[valtsv]

there should be like an opposite of love triangles but for hate. hate triangle where two people both want to be the third guy's worst enemy and ruin his entire life and each other's about it.