Donuts and Lullabies

Just chill. Ashlen//25// Pretty Cool

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[blackpyrefly]

sexting on discord and changing my status to the last thing i said every time i say something to simulate for others the experience of hearing your roommate fucking in the other room

[bunniope]

dont know about this one babe

[boymilf]

rly wanna crack an egg onto a photocopier n scan it jsut 2 see what happens

[shopcat]

looks like an egg

[shopcat]

[whoagifs]

[all-comes-crashing]

me and my friends dancing to “mr. brightside” 

[it-mii]

If this ain’t me

[m86-deactivated20171116]

give the sailor moon dub a chance

[sailormoonsub]

“I am tuXEdo MASk!!!”

“hhhhhhhhhhhh”

*guitar riff*

“you are…..?”

*gasp*

“heistuxedomaskidon’tbelieveit”

[dawnbutterfly]

There’s a very specific emotion the tone of that last line conveys, and I can’t place what it is, but I feel it in my bones.

[darthsuki]

[asdfghjkl-crossing]

Wilbur at 3am after I get bit by a tarantula for the 300th time

[thenatsdorf]

“He’s on a diet but he pretends to eat what his owner eats.”

[hot-thiggity-thighs]

Put the sound on you won’t regret it

[thecryptkeeper]

happy birthday to the most iconic spongebob episode

[jauregxis]

[bob-belcher]

Who needs Meghan Trainor’s “NO” when there’s this masterpiece?

[vampirezigzagoon]

I THINK YOU COULD USE A MINT

[shezasag]

this is literally honestly a fucking bop

[joshpeck]

[nickmpreg]

listen to our cries you coward

[joshpeck]

FINE here is the link

[kgrl7]

HOLY HELL

I took the quiz and this is my result:

My family cat Naxos is a Maine Coon

Not only is this quiz fun, it can read your mind

[ssame-mistaakes]

this was my result

and this is one of my cats!!

[abobabear]

My results

My boy

[the-real-eye-to-see]

But they value our lives even less

[fonzworthcutlass]

Ok but look:

[donzo1234]

I’m really screaming

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

he was planning on eating the baby 😭

[gyarados-rider]

Ok, as a biology major, y’all need to chill. Snakes this big are incredibly docile. They have been bred this way. Furthermore, the person taking care of this animal could not properly take care of them if they did not feed them regularly and well. This child is in no more danger than if she was sitting next to a big dog. 

Oh, and on snake yawning, the person above is wrong (SOURCE 1; SOURCE 2)

[constable-nugget]

Please don’t demonize snakes people they’re amazing creatures and clearly this one means no harm

[notvoid]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[hvmanfilth2]

[mysharona1987]

[moonwatcher13]

If your in school and reading this, refuse to go to school. Or if they force you, do a sort down strike. Refuse to go to classes. Get your friends to do the same. WEAR A FUCKING MASK.

They are killing you, your friends, their families, your teachers and thousands of random people who you will end up infecting. They are sending you back knowing that you will get sick and die or get other people killed. Dont let them. Your life isnt worth it.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[nynehells]

YOU FORGOT THE BEST PART

[mahaldaddy-blog]

[sararye]

AND THAT IS HOW YOU USE AN EFFECTS PEDAL

I was gaping the entire song this is insane

[andrewducote]

If I had a dollar for every time a musician made me feel like I’ve done nothing with my life, I’d be filthy, FILTHY rich.