Hi, I'm Fluttershy. I smoke doobies and do stupid shit with my magical friends. I've been in and out of the hospital one and a half times, wandered through The Dreamscape in a space rock induced coma, been hit in the eye with a surprisingly hard banana, been blown up by an airstrike, rescued by a unicorn with a spaceship, sent way out into outer space beyond the reaches of tumblr, and have returned because I was supposed to save Equestria or something. WARNING: This blog may contain material drawn while under the influence of marijuana.Ā Made in California.
So today we were lunching on the patio and a couple of bees were very interested in my Pepsi. Since it was diet and therefore Not Good For Bees, I was preventing them from getting into the can. So they landed on my hand and head-butted my knuckles, exactly like the cats do when they think I have treats. We went inside and made wee dish of sugar water and I carefully deposited the ladies on the side of the dish, whereupon they daintily chugged that shit down like frat boys at a kegger. Well, being bees, those ladies went back to tell their friends. So soon there were more bees. And they were HUNGRY. Soon the first dish was drained. Then the second. I think the warm weather means the bees canāt really bed down for winter yet, but very few flowers are blooming in mid-November. I remember seeing a post over the summer about making a bee waterer by putting āstepping stonesā in the liquid to keep them from bumbling in and getting their wings wet. And by the time I found something to use for that, theyād drained another two dishes. So now, um, here we are. I present: THE BEEZENING.
Witchy tip: this is a great way to charge your citrine.
Sooo.... lazy. Hoof canāt reach magic drawing machine... erf... I bought strains with Strawberry in the name and a $15 tarantula joint. Iām off to do open mic with no notes in a minute.
Okay Iāll just write this one down, because Iām a bit too lazy to draw it on the whiteboard. Anyways lets see.
The bunch of you who have been following this blog for years now (you go guys) might be familiar with Fauxsquared, mostly because he was the artist of the now dead (Thoā thereās still a āin memoryā archive blog) Trixie is Magic. Back in the day we used to have crossovers with eachothers ask blogs all the time. It was a riot. But as time came by we both lost interest in our pony blogs and that led to the Trixie is magic being deleted and LAD getting cancelled.
And that bring us to like a month or so ago when Faux and I started chatting again. Faux sorta needed an excuse to draw after one big art block and he just sorta, asked me if he could goof around with LAD for a bit. Since most of his blogs where gone and I havent been using this blog for like a year or so.
So thatās really what was up with this blog the last couple of days. Just 2 guys goofing around in a dead blog sorta just bringing back memories and such.
Thereās not such thing as new mods, cause frankly this blog is still dead so why would we need a mod to begin with?
Last week, a barrier that cotained toxic fluids broke in Brazil taking these fluids to one of the most important rivers we have here (Rio Doce). It formed a toxic mud and took over cities nearby, destroying them and killing people.
This mud contains metals such as mercury, lead, barium, copper, among others. Itās said there is mud enough to fulfill 20 thousand olympic pools.
This river is now officially dead, forever. The whole ecosystem of the area is destroyed. Animals are dead and some species might be extint. The mud keeps going through the riverās course and itās said itās gonna get to the seacost, also destroying that area.
Another barrier is starting to break and it is 5 times bigger than the first one, which means the damage will be bigger.
Cities nearby, such as Governador Valadares, ran out of water system. Mariana, another city, is also going through a hard time. Other cities are said to be destroyed forever.
The biggest problem of all is that Brazilian media wonāt talk about it. This huge ambiental crime is under Valeās responsability. Vale is a multinational private mining corporation and they have a huge power over media.
Regular brazilian citizenships have no idea of how huge the situation is, as the media makes it seem like it was just a little accident.
People are dying, people are suffering, a whole ecossystem is dead. This is the largest ambiental accident in the history of Brazil.
We need help to show the world what our media donāt want our people to know.
BHP, one of the mining companies responsible, has provided tanks and trucks to help save any surviving aquatic life. Honestly I donāt think many species will be saved, and their fines are far too small for something of this magnitude.
I intend to come back as soon as I can get my lazy ass to finish a Fluttershy drawing. Lots of things have changed for me since starting this blog. For one, I'm no longer in the habit of assuring I'll be high all day while at work in a theme park owned by a giant evil cable company. My current job has me up at the buttcrack of dawn to go make sure a bunch of chefs have all the fancy shit they need so they can cook quinoa burgers for rich vegans.
Anyway... my day gets pretty full deliberately standing in near freezing temperatures just to count cheeses and berries. Why is there so much fucking milk?! who ordered all this? *cough*
Doobie Smokin' Fluttershy will return before the apocalypse before season 5 starts. Probably before the release date is changed from "Spring" to something more specific.
Work tomorrow. Farmer's Market day.
Oh, and I'm changing the plot.
Extremely late thanks for 200 followers. Sorry, I didn't get you anything.