Doodew

bare with me while tumblr lets me update my blog theme, she/her, 24

[sanitymakesposts]

Guy whose wife comes out to him as a lesbian and he just sighs and starts googling ‘estrogen near me’

[matkatkitkat]

i started playing Disco Elysium and last night (the same day i started playing) i woke up to my stomach hurting so bad that in my delirium i thought it had to do with something from the game.

and looked it up…

i thought this was completely normal until waking up later after the pain was gone.

[facelessoldgargoyle]

you’re playing the game better than anyone else has ever played it

[slimereveler]

they sacked my fucking fiefdom. it's so over. i'll never be able to afford the king's taxes. i don't have a single fucking asset to my name except *winks shyly* my special sex ability🫣

[slimereveler]

unlock powerful new heroes to ATTACK my pussy!!!

[sabertoothwalrus]

telling people my goal is to be a showrunner is so embarrassing it feels like I’m telling everyone I wanna be hokage

[sabertoothwalrus]

I- I WANT TO BE A SHOWRUNNER! DATTEBAYO!!!!!

[doodew]

Man I just don't get it. I think I'm hot. Why don't you though? What the fuck do I need to do to get a guy to simp over me.

[doodew]

Wake up wake up wake up I miss youuuu. Please miss me too. Pleaaaase. I know you don't but god please I want you to like me back so bad. I'm starting to really have feelings for you and it's so much and just URGH J for the love of god please like me back I literally don't care if this thing doesn't work out anymore I just want you to say sweet nothings to me. I can't wait until this weekend when you'll fuck me again and I can tell you I love you like I do sometimes when we're in a scene. Shush don't think about what I just said this is my private corner to say whatever I want go away.

[fliesinthescreen]

mom called me a fag yesterday by accident

[fliesinthescreen]

she was going to call me a bitch (playful) and i saw her gears turning like no but he's trans i need to call him the male equivalent. and then say fag and look so so surprised at the word that came out of her own mouth. it was like watching someone fail a disco elysium skill check irl

[fliesinthescreen]

AUTHORITY - One of your sons is being annoying to the other. Make it clear that you think this is unfair.

YOU - "Stop being a b--"

REACTION SPEED [Challenging: Success] - Wait a minute.

DRAMA - Sire, the word you're about to use is historically feminine! Applying it to your transgender child is tantamount to misgendering him.

1. [Suggestion - Legendary 14] Think of a masculine equivalent to "bitch."

[doodew]

Can't a girl just get railed god damn

[doodew]

Idk guys I don't think he actually likes me. I think maybe I'm just a fun person to talk to.

[doodew]

Okay lol nvm he definitely likes me.

But he keeps his cards sooo close to his chest it's frustratiiiing. I'm such an open book but I'm forcing myself to stay ajar.

[doodew]

Idk guys I don't think he actually likes me. I think maybe I'm just a fun person to talk to.

[doodew]

Text me baaaaaaack.

And while we're at it why don't you like me back grrrrrrrrr

[doodew]

This is ridiculous I hate having a crysh

I don't actually but by now I would have already done something about it usually if I wasn't so scared of LOSING HIM by scaring him off. I'm forcing myself to take this slow. Make him fall for me. Then we'll acknowledge feelings.

[doodew]

Text me baaaaaaack.

And while we're at it why don't you like me back grrrrrrrrr

[doodew]

I'm up, it's 2am, and I can't sleep.

This is so STUPID. Why am I suddenly so scared of getting hurt??? I have a new crush and it feels like it could be something real but I'm now suddenly scared of a million and one things. For context we've only been talking so we don't know names, faces, and voices. So I'm scared that

What if I'm not attracted to him and I lose the crush

What if I am attracted to him but he's not attracted to me?

What if he doesn't even like me now and I'm being delusional

What if he does like me but gets scared off because of his issues

What if we both like each other and are attracted to each other but he simply does not want a long distance relationship

That last one is my main one. Because like there's this fear in me that he's actually really hot which means that despite his anxiety and constant avoidance of acting on people hitting on him, he can still get laid, and he currently is a sexual guy. And while I know I can give him the world and I'm a catch, what if the world's not enough for him if it's a little too inconvenient? God I just want this to work out. I haven't been this scared before. I'm so worried and I'm so anxious. Please god please I want him to like me back. I haven't felt this way since fucking freshman year or something. For a long time I've just kind of known if someone likes me or not.

I'm so scared of getting my heart broken. He seems so perfect so far and I don't wanna have to keep looking. I want him. And I want him to want me too. URGHHHHH.

[doodew]

Also maybe I shouldn't have taken an evening nap. Maybe that's also why I can't sleep.

[doodew]

I'm up, it's 2am, and I can't sleep.

This is so STUPID. Why am I suddenly so scared of getting hurt??? I have a new crush and it feels like it could be something real but I'm now suddenly scared of a million and one things. For context we've only been talking so we don't know names, faces, and voices. So I'm scared that

What if I'm not attracted to him and I lose the crush

What if I am attracted to him but he's not attracted to me?

What if he doesn't even like me now and I'm being delusional

What if he does like me but gets scared off because of his issues

What if we both like each other and are attracted to each other but he simply does not want a long distance relationship

That last one is my main one. Because like there's this fear in me that he's actually really hot which means that despite his anxiety and constant avoidance of acting on people hitting on him, he can still get laid, and he currently is a sexual guy. And while I know I can give him the world and I'm a catch, what if the world's not enough for him if it's a little too inconvenient? God I just want this to work out. I haven't been this scared before. I'm so worried and I'm so anxious. Please god please I want him to like me back. I haven't felt this way since fucking freshman year or something. For a long time I've just kind of known if someone likes me or not.

I'm so scared of getting my heart broken. He seems so perfect so far and I don't wanna have to keep looking. I want him. And I want him to want me too. URGHHHHH.

[doodew]

God I LOVE a new crush. I'm feeling so giddy and excited and just waiting for him to text back and hehehehehe oooh I'm in trouble 😁😁💕🥰

[doodew]

My favorite part is when they find out that I'm actually beautiful lol. It's a nice little ego boost. Though I'm fat so there's always the risk that they'll instead just be turned off because they're not attracted to me.

(90 percent of any romantic possibilities of mine occur online and start anonymously)

[doodew]

God I LOVE a new crush. I'm feeling so giddy and excited and just waiting for him to text back and hehehehehe oooh I'm in trouble 😁😁💕🥰

[drakensberg-blog]

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

[poupon]

how dare you say we piss on the poor