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This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

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“wrong! you owe me seven dollars”

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“WHA -HA-ADO YOU MEAAAN????”

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this man gives off wildly chaotic trickster fey vibes

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“WRONG ITS A KING OF DIAMONDS”

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this man is channeling Mollymauk Tealeaf so hard

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Me to myself when I start getting in my feelings

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Every girl has had the experience where a creepy guy asks for our number and we don’t want to give it to him, but we also don’t want to get gutted in a back alley. “Give him a fake number!” I hear you call, okay and then he says “okay let me call you real quick!” Because they are learning. “Give them your number and then block them!” Okay and then they can plug it into something like Spokeo, pay $10 and know everything about you. So what do you do?

First pick a fake name, I use Jessica, then download the Google Voice app, hook it up to your email, pick a number, and set up a fake greeting with your fake name. You can set it to ring your actual phone like a normal call or text but they don’t have real info on you.

Go forth and don’t get murdered, ladies!

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Everyone reblog this post.

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I wish I’d known this in undergrad.

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Sending this to my coworkers on Monday.

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Also helpful for that fic you read on that one site that time.

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this is probably the best compilation out there

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it’s hard to believe this entire moment in our lifetimes has come and gone

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Valery Kaufman at Zuhair Murad Fall/Winter 2018 Couture

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Zuhair Murad, fall 2018 RTW

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Spring 2016 Haute Couture Maison Lilly and Billy

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i’ve been having terrible back ache for a week now, but i just did this and i heard a loud POP!!!… back ache is gone folks

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If seen this posts a few places, I thought it needed to be here too! Volume on!

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so imagine you’re making ratatouille and you don’t like tomatoes. you don’t like the taste, the texture, the putting them in the water and the peeling them - eugh! so you say to yourself “lookit, this whole dish is nothing but vegetables, so what does it matter if i leave the tomatoes out?” a seemingly innocuous decision on the surface, but 2 hours or whatever later when you’re done cooking, you open the oven to find a complete mess! just a pot full of baked vegetables, none of them congealed or somehow unified. what happened to your beloved ratatouille? so you take to google and find that actually the tomatoes are an essential ingredient of ratatouille, as they form a “sauce” of a certain kind that makes the whole thing work. and so a seemingly innocent decision has destroyed the very foundation of the established order with disturbing ramifications towards the whole. in this essay i will examine how martin luther’s 95 theses lead to protestants being more boring than catholics

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This is the opposite of a recipe blog

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This heart-warming Disneyland Paris spot features a sweet CG duck who simply adores Donald Duck. It’s the perfect cure for post-Christmas blues!!!

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i can’t believe disney has me crying about a goddamn duck

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Attacked

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Lol

#me

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USE HEADPHONES: In your left ear is Ashton’s demo vocals for She Looks So Perfect, and in your right ear is the actual song. The comparison is actually crazy. (xx) (Michael’s will be posted in a few minutes) (don’t remove credit)

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