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|| 19 | UK | Rat Race is my favourite film ||

[martyrjoan]

I don’t give a HECK if Mamma Mia! Here I Go Again (2018) is a GARBAGE rehash of the first film I’m gonna be in the theater singing Abba like I live in Greece and having the TIME of my LIFE

[aaliyahbreaux]

I don’t get why people hate immigrants so much… Like they’re literally just… People… From another location….

[bree-3po-deactivated20190814]

My partner is an immigrant from the UK and still holds his citizenship. At a recent event, an acquaintance talked about how many “immigrants” get jobs over “Canadians” and they shouldn’t allowed to be management (which my partner is). My partner reaches across the table and goes “Hi, immigrant here!” and she goes “Oh I didn’t mean immigrants like you…” And you can so tell they just mean “brown people” or “Asian people” but they pretend it’s about jobs and shit.

[i-dont-karo]

That’s the same with my family. We were war immigrants from the soviet union and now live in Germany. Now the syrians are here because they also have war, and people keep asking me why I’m defending them so mercilessly. And when I tell them that my family (that is still alive) has gone through the same bullshit. But they insist that both scenarios are completely different. They’re not different, you’re just racist.

[bearymcbearface-blog]

THEY’RE NOT DIFFERENT. YOU’RE JUST RACIST.

[lilacfarm]

everytime we touch

did u think about Kiss You or Better Than Words

[lmaoing-deactivated20180925]

can we all just be honest and admit it was neither we all thought of cascada im just being real

[deepnightdetective-deactivated2]

Shown:

Nickelodeon Studios Sign (above) Nickelodeon Studios Sign post-Dan Schneider (below)

[mechuthaa]

Doesn’t dan Schneider have a confirmed foot fetish

[90skid-com]

[klubbhead]

[derpomatic]

This is why they never re-show old Jimmy Saville or Rolf Harris stuff, the creep-factor would be immeasurable.

[first-ex-wife]

[first-ex-wife]

Bonus:

[animals-lovers]

Instagram: animals_lover_ig

[valaid]

@panna-acida =)

[here4thelewds-deactivated201903]

Why do these look like marriage photos

[dacutiehart]

Mulan (1998)

[nbamlb]

i’m laughing so hard because they really put pennywise on the stairs in this promo image, making this movie look like some political drama that also just happens to star a clown

[verifiedaccount]

The law and order sound but the second beat is a clown honk

[toadoasis]

Me: *listening to various genres of god knows what* Spotify trying to make my discover weekly:

[fairyrealms-deactivated20150216]

[gahdamnpunk]

Sharing this in case somebody doesn’t know

[pochowek]

[wikilaura]

Twas

[paranoidrobot-deactivated201110]

Two churches located across the street from each other.

[silvermoon424]

blua:

[ruinedchildhood]

[taflan]

i love this

[cc-videos]

Captain Holt: I visited “w w w dot ladies good health mag dot com backslash sex hyphen relationships backslash eight six seven five nine nine nine zero four backslash nine four three two ampersand two zero dot html” [short pause] Do you know that site? 

Rosa: No.

Holt: Well, apparently, it’s less painful, if you acknowledge the dumpee’s [pause for emphasis] feelings.

Rosa: Ew. 

Holt: But don’t worry, we’ll practice. I’ll be Marcus. Go.

Rosa: [clears throat] Marcus. I think we should break up.

Holt: That makes me feel sad. I’m sad.

Rosa: Your sadness is noted.

Holt: I feel acknowledged. Thank you for breaking up with me. It will take me eight minutes to collect my things. [short pause] I think that went very well. 

[neverthere12345]