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[taylachan]

Harrowhark Nonagesimus The Reverend Daughter  She is angry. She likes bones. She has meet-cute fantasies with strong butches. I am in love with this sad wet beast 

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[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

yno how you pay spotify every month to let you listen to music w/o ads n maybe download some for offline listening but then when a song is deleted or taken down you still see it but its shadow realmed u dont get to listen to it ever again despite having downloaded it ages ago and also if you cancel the subscription u lose all th songs so you never really had them in the first place and thats everything right now. paying rent for songs and films and shows and services that arent mine from the moment i stop paying constantly all t he time for them. i want to chew metal and kill the scumpeople who decided one-time buying and owning was a thin ng of the past

[funnytwittertweets]

[theundergroundwoman]

for the love of god please let the gays run away together at least once successfully

[velmasdinkleys]

WHAT’S NEW SCOOBY DOO???? WE’RE COMING AFTER YOU!!!!! YOU’RE GONNA SOLVE THAT MYSTERY!!!! I SEE YOU SCOOBY DOO!!!!! THE TRAIL LEADS BACK TO YOU!!!!!! WHAT’S NEW SCOOBY DOOOOOO????!!!!!! 

[orlissa]

Do you sometimes read a fic writer’s work, and just… thank all the gods this person managed to get obsessed with the same fictional people you did?

[pointnclick]

women love me for my eye bags and dead eyed stare

[spleen9000]

can you imagine chuckling at none pizza with left beef and then living through the death of humanity and resurrecting a chunk of it and becoming a god figure to the new society you create and then 10,000 years later referencing it in conversation to a horribly traumatized teenager who has no possible frame of reference for this ancient meme that no one else alive has ever heard of

[the-grollican]

i assume this is a reference to something but choose to believe it is simply a creative exercise that tumblr user spleen9000 is inviting me to participate in. like yes. yes im imagining it

[subcorax]

shout out to the older woman in the snack aisle at walmart who just answered her phone and snapped “i’m in an important meeting, what do you want?”

[madphantom]

One time on a beautiful sunny day I was sitting next to a man in an ice cafe and he got a call and answered with "so sorry, I can't come, I'm at a funeral right now :(" then turned to me and winked.

[googledocsdyke]

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

[mostlybats-partiallyrats]

How fucking old are you people?

[googledocsdyke]

normal amount

[doppelganggr]

ah yes going to a random child show website to look for an address so we could send our mulan drawings......

[imposterogers]

every once in a while I remember that hannibal lecter would show up at crimes he committed and be like “girl WHO did that???”

[lockedtombmemes]

[camilla-rekt]

Tamsyn called out her fandom during a Q&A and the fandom responded. x

Thoughts and prayers for Ianthe-fuckers. 😔🙏

[carys-the-ninth]

my brother in christ you are the one who made her femme!Draco-in-leather-pants

[thegaymertrainer]

I am in love with Clara 😭

[probablymoons]

Transcript:

Clara trusts me enough to show me different parts of her body like her belly. show me her mouth and allow me to touch all of those teeth. —right? can you turn and show them all of your teeth? good job!— So we work really hard on being able to look over their entire bodies, and progress those behaviors to things like voluntary blood draws, ultrasounds, teeth brushing, and radiographing. —right? yeah!— But the biggest thing is we find what they find reenforcing and they show us that. and that includes hugs. —right?— And Clara has shown us that she really seems to enjoy tactile, so I give her this hand signal and she will show me what part of her body she wants rubbed. So, right now she wants a big noogie —right? good.— and sometimes what I will do is I’ll make her head a little pancake. or then I’ll rub her side and then she snuggles right in. —huh? huh! good girl thats very nice, good.— And then like I said, she would climb right on my lap and allow me to continue giving her tactile.

[queerautism]

Functional cooperative care to keep zoo animals cared for and safe always melts my heart!!!!

[brightlotusmoon]

I love Clara with my entire stimmy heart.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

"he is not my president" bumper sticker with a picture of some random guy that has never been president

[greelin]

if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue

[greelin]

how could he NOT fall in love with me though like i am literally there making him giggle, daily. a grown man covered in gold and he is just laughing at my stupid little jokes. i have that bastard wrapped around my finger. He knows it

[greelin]

all part of the plan

[catcrumb]

thoughts of an almost-seven-year-old

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