bug

[dorathefae]

mOMMMMM WILL YOU WASH MYYYY BACKKKKKKKK

[dorathefae]

it'd take one "ahaha did you know I liked you back then" from them and I'd actually kms

[dorathefae]

the feminine urge to text a guy who once had a crush on you that he was right about you wanting to crawl back to him but not because you have feelings for him but because having someone obsesse over you made you feel lovable for once and the moment he saw you as your homie that comfy rug got pulled from right under ya n you fell straight on your head

[dorathefae]

I'm gonna say it

I'm gonna sAY IT

IM GONNA SAY IT

[dorathefae]

2 more days 2 more days 2 more days 2 more days 2 more days 2 more days 2 more days 2 more days 2 more days 2 more days 2 more days 2 more days 2 more days 2 more days 2 more days

[dorathefae]

2 more years 2 more years 2 more years 2 more years 2 more years 2 more years 2 more years 2 more years 2 more years 2 more years 2 more years 2 more years 2 more years 2 more years 2 more years 2 more years

[gray-warden]

i am indifferent towards your shoelaces

[butchscientist]

thanks. i obtained them through entirely legal means wholly unrelated to any country's head of state

[iguanodonwildman]

protect the children

[gayshitanddadjokes]

...do they not know? Do they not understand the ancient texts?

[some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat]

The old ways are not taught to the younger generations, they are left to be forgotten along with the tragedies of the past.

[dorathefae]

do not cite the deep magic to me witch I was there when it was written

[dorathefae]

me:therapy is great and should be accessible to anyone !! <3

someone: hey it looks like you should try therapy

me: oh no oh no oh no oh oh no no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no

[dorathefae]

WOMEN

[julaibib]

[xcyst]

being a pessimist is great, I’m always either right or pleasantly surprised

[transfemininomenon]

hey bro let’s do our secret handshake [kisses you right on the lips] 

[dorathefae]

I look at some people n thimk damn god shouldve left y'all in the drafts

[dorathefae]

2 more days 2 more days 2 more days 2 more days 2 more days 2 more days 2 more days 2 more days 2 more days 2 more days 2 more days 2 more days 2 more days 2 more days 2 more days

[rosyish]

Anyways. What’s the best soup? If you say cream of mushroom or French onion I’m blocking you

[rosyish]

Y’all are naming soups I haven’t even heard of before…….

[dorathefae]

lentille soup, only next level brown kid things here

[dorathefae]

it's not about how much I studied it's about show much I cry cry cry

[lakevida]

sink water on shirt sleeve incident leaves one dead three injured

[dorathefae]

I am a WHORE because it's GOD'S PLAN for me and I WILL NOT tolerate unbastardly behaviour ON THIS GOD DAMN BLOG !!