Howdy Friend

🌱Madz🌱Aquarius🌱

[authenticstains]

[super-affection]

[crowtrobot2001-deactivated20201]

Meanwhile, Nicolas Cage is in Khazakstan

[creos0te]

maybe his physical form is there but that’s about it

[rolodextra]

[theocseason4]

nothing wrong with wanting to dance with somebody... wanting to feel the heat with somebody...

[beepoven]

I’m literally obsessed with this picture of my cat. It is the definition of renaissance painting imagery. The shading. The pose. The thoughtful twinkle in his eye. Sublime

[beepoven]

sequel

[ups-dogs]

When you can’t make up your mind, have one of each! 

Harbor Springs, MI

[valtsv]

[valtsv]

wait no... correction

[b0navid3]

Someone said 2012 walked so that 2020 could fly lmao

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

i hate making tea cuz i feel bad for throwing out the teabag. i’m always like i should eat this

[gladebrook]

😔

[clown-gender]

☕☕☕☕

[mavisbeaconofficial]

[wannabe-davis]

Bro I hate texting straight people

[nami-sore]

They love carrots so MUCH

[orcinusalba]

One of my favourite videos on the internet

[the-tree-line]

THIS is what it means to go absolutely hog wild

[cutepetsuwu]

Baby Frogmouth Peeking out of its mothers feathers

[dndaddyissues]

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

can’t wait for the final boss battle of duolingo when you fight the 50 foot owl armed with nothing but your wits, a sword, and your shaky grasp of verb conjugations

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

oh my god… duel lingo

[worldsentwined]

Die Eule habe hat Hunger

True to form, I actually messed up the verb conjugation when I first put the words on this. XD

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

holy crap

[thebackrooms-moved-deactivated2]

goombas and koopas after attacking mario and he shrinks

[llovinghome]

[r0kita]

what if we kissed on the broom (and we’re both cats)

[mcsqu1bb]

My autistic brother created a new family Christmas tradition

Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry

This is him

Cute, right?

Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.

So far, Barry has been found

On our dining room table

On my dad's side of my parents' bed

In my parents' closet

Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)

Near the kitchen door

Near my fucking bed

At the bottom of my sister's stairwell

In our bathroom

And down the hallway

This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"

My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.

[mcsqu1bb]

Update:

He found his way into my sister's room.

And my brother is cackling maniacally downstairs.

[mcsqu1bb]

Holy fuck this doll is creepy

[mcsqu1bb]

Another update:

The soft glow of the Christmas tree seems to quell his bloodlust

[thesaltofcarthage]

vote to replace the evil surveillance Elf on the Shelf with Barry the Chrismoose

[annethecatdetective]

Broke: Elf on the Shelf Woke: Moose on the Loose