We're all starbage.

Ash. 29. FL. Star Child. ♐ Raver. Basshead. Magickal.

[funnnyyy-giiiifffsss]

[sailor-moonshine]

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

[vladtheunfollower]

[whereasi-thehobgoblin]

this is absolutely The Most Blessed Post i have seen in quite some time

[kleroterion]

[feministism]

[strengthins0lidarity]

Fun things they don’t teach you in sex ed.

[teaboot]

Talcum powder has asbestos in it. Has for years. Leave it be

[brainstatic]

I realize I’m 2 years late to this, but I’m just now digging in and trying to understand the full effects of Brexit, and it’s truly astonishing. I knew it would have the usual protectionist effects like higher prices and whatnot, but there’s a not improbable chance Britain runs out of food. They’re scrambling to make sure planes will still have access to the country. Important scientific research is stalling because British scientists can’t secure funding. And I’m still not sure what the argument for it is except something about regulations and telling your Polish maid she’s not wanted.

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[foodffs]

[foodffs]

CHOCOLATE TART RECIPE – NO BAKE – 4 INGREDIENTS!

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

[myownprivatememories-deactivate]

[so-doggone-funny]

puppy shaped hole

[kaijutegu]

lizard out there really gonna do it

[kaijutegu]

this lizard is braver than any US marine

[kaijutegu]

he’s going for it, the absolute madlad

[kaijutegu]

[sloppystyle]

[backdoorteenmom]

[hussyknee]

I love how they left out the part about them giving out the lesbian couple’s personal information to send them death threats, running them out of their home, and encouraging other fundies to petition to have their children taken away. **examines fingernails**

Also the fact that they raised half million dollars from other raging homophobes to fund this bigotry. I hope the dickholes lose the shirts off their backs and have to live out of a van. But that’s too much to hope for.

[lesbianredhood]

I just wanna add that the lesbian couple were getting married because their mutual friend had just died of cancer and they were adopting her two daughters… and that the death threats were so bad that they had to quit their jobs and move. it’s never just about a cake. it’s about the precedent you set when you allow ppl to discriminate. it’s about all the disgusting bigots that crawl out of the woodwork when they feel like they have the right to hate.

[keepongaming]

last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

i wasn’t joking

[gendersnaps]

this post has haunted me for like 3 years. every time i start to think i imagined it, it shows up on my dash again and then immediately disappears into the ether for another 17 months

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

weirdest cult ever. i wanna join.

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

[sensei-booty-deactivated2017062]

why the FUCK does this have more than 10,000 notes

[dork-fried-rice]

Vetivert - Draws money and prosperity, love, and attraction; Overcomes obstacles, breaks hexes, and repels negativity. Place a small amount in cash registers to increase business. Burn to overcome evil spirits.

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More fun Zodiac facts here

[babyanimalgifs]

[iwanttobeafirefly]

Unmute

[edm-scene]

Swedish House Mafia - UMF

[5tn]

[dork-fried-rice]

Tfw

Your bf keeps liking other girls nudes and selfies after youve expressed that you don't like it. Yes, you're a man and I don't hold it against you looking at porn an such, for that'd be hypocritical on my part. But to like selfies of girls on your Tumblr, like real girls with few notes makes me feel uncomfortable. Esp with the ups and downs of our sex life. Nobody's perfect but that's just wrong. I generally trust you but how do I know you're not pursuing them and deleting the messages?

You look at porn more than you attempt to let me satisfy you and I just don't understand.

You're not as attracted to me like you used to be and it's obvious :/