Why did I wish for this adventure?

Axel • 19 • Transguy • Sagittarius • Ace I ship what I ship just don't be a dick. Used to be ask-dork-eren.

[hickey-hiccups]

Dear NSFW artists,

thank you.

[sealedbeastnue]

“what time is it” you ask, i pull out my 2.7 metric ton granite sundial and immediately crush both of your feet, I loudly announce “it is cloudy”

[tashaneva]

i missed this year’s witchsona week (which was in january), but then i thought: why do i need a special occasion to draw myself as a grimy, feral mountain forest witch who studies sleep, hibernation and death of all things, living creatures and (seemingly) inanimate objects

[japhers]

the Petrichor Witch travels through puddles, scattering with his censer the scent of rain along with gentle memories unearthed from softened soil

[sarucatepes]

I never post on Tumblr -_-

Here’s a witchsona I did of myself a while ago. I can’t wait till my hair grows out to this length again.

[prinsomnia]

intenerate 

[funnygifs-funnygifs-funnygifs]

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[mens-rights-activia]

When someone asks you "tell me about yourself" and you have to decide which of your outrageously inconsistent and heavily manufactured online personalities best describes you

[whos-gonna-do-the-thing]

Why dose it look like she’s trying to pick her character class

[mens-rights-activia]

I am, and I picked bard

[jp-is-trying-their-best]

this is some thomas sanders shit right here

[mens-rights-activia]

Lmaooo no it’s not, this is some Naruto uzumaki shit, Thomas Sandwich could never

[eughjesusgross]

thomas sandwich could never

[languagebender]

why divide people by unrational things when you COULD divide them by whether their word for cotton candy is valid or not ?

[languagebender]

examples: 

american english: cotton candy ✅ good

british english: fairy floss ❌ not valid

spanish, german: sugar cotton ✅ good

french: daddy’s beard ❌ NOT VALID

[danasn0wc4t]

I’m sorry the French call it what

[taylortut]

everyone always talks about zuko’s (admittedly perfect) character arc but no one ever talks about the slow-burn, three-season-long devolution of Azula from the “perfect child,” “dad’s favorite,” “badass in charge” who is given way too much to handle and is mature past her years to an insecure, neglected, hurting, unhinged child who desperately, in her last few minutes of clarity, just wants her mom

[hp-printing]

Recreate your holidays in jars

Use your photos to recreate your favourite memories.

All you need:

Sand

Shells

Beach photo

Paper

Tape

Wooden stick

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

my last surviving brain cell when I try to use critical thinking

[yeezy-nation]

easy. pancakes 🥞

[kimahri-deactivated20190927]

Cinnamon rolls can fuck off

[ramdaughter]

french toast duh why ruin a perfectly good Bread

[creolesasuke]

Synonym Rolls tf? Just sprinkle some cinnamon sugar on French Toast and it’s the same thing lmao

[yeezy-nation]

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Cinnamon rolls can go

[baybmetal]

Fuck pancakes

[daveyjacobss]

rip gaypril of 20gayteen but welcome to the best of months: gay

[multi-hargreeves]

Underrated post

[colonelfind-it]

a dnd party of made up entirely of orc bards

[colonelfind-it]

an orchestra

[fitzefitcher]

Gays: Coding demons or demon-esque races as gay is harmful and reinforces steroetypes about gays as sinners and “evil”

Also Gays: Big????? With HOrns????? Destroy Me

[ahn-f]

[kathereal]

He did great.

[biohazerd]

A good job

[ororomunroedontpullout]

Talented