Batman’s Lair

Just to make sure Joker is up to good. (RP account)

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great job everyone lets hit the showers

[testosteronetwink]

[pinkthinkspalistineshouldbefree]

Not again

[cool-way-to-die-deactivated2022]

gentle reminder that you can’t get this kind of nonsense from any other site

[imthelesbian-archive-deactivate]

[imthelesbian-archive-deactivate]

everytime you reblog this tumblr gets gayer

[dorkknight39]

Hey guys. Joker just blew up another building, when will this end?

[cantdeletebecauseofaltaccounts]

You must be new here. It won't...

[dorkknight39]

One can dream.

[dorkknight39]

Batman! How ya been, hm? Been a while if I recall.

Riddler.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

Yeah I know I know you’re delighted to see me! Last I checked, I belittled you on your naming system. I mean, who the hell calls it a bat-computer? What are batteries then for you? This last bit isn’t a dig, I’m actually curious.

[dorkknight39]

Would you like to know.

I call them bat-teries :3

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

*smacks desk* I KNEW IT!

[dorkknight39]

Grrrr.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

Awwww what’s the matter? Can’t handle I outsmarted you? It’s a rather common occurrence so you still growling surprised me honestly

[dorkknight39]

We’ll see how smart you really are. When I send you back to Arkham.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

If you even do. See, I’ve actually turned over a new leaf. Got declared sane.

[dorkknight39]

D-Did this actually happen???

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

Yup! Got the certificate and everything!

(Thanks to @doctorcranes-ask for drawing this)

[dorkknight39]

Mmm.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

So I’ve actually left the great batman in shock, hm? Not surprising knowing my brilliance!

[dorkknight39]

Not shocked, just surprised that’s legal.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

Fair point, Batman. So… what now? I have no riddle for you, no robbery I committed.

[dorkknight39]

Find a Job. Become a good citizen. Work in fast food. Become a celebrity? Though you can never beat Bruce Wayne you can always try.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

One can certainly dream of being Bruce. All that money. I actually still have my toyline.

[dorkknight39]

I don’t care.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

Just saying I have a plan for myself…

[dorkknight39]

Whatever plan you have im ready for it.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

*he pinches his nose* look. I gave up crime a while ago!

[dorkknight39]

*he smirks* I’ll believe that when pigs fly.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

Yknow… we’ve known each other for years and not once have I seen you smile.

[dorkknight39]

I only smile when something’s stupid.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

Fair point. And very understandable

[dorkknight39]

Find a job.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

I have one, detective. I’m a part owner of my toyline

[dorkknight39]

*He put out his hand* I’m proud of you Nygma.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

Thanks, batman. *he teared up under his sunglasses*

[dorkknight39]

Keep up with the good. *Batman disappears into the shadows*

[dorkknight39]

Batman! How ya been, hm? Been a while if I recall.

Riddler.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

Yeah I know I know you’re delighted to see me! Last I checked, I belittled you on your naming system. I mean, who the hell calls it a bat-computer? What are batteries then for you? This last bit isn’t a dig, I’m actually curious.

[dorkknight39]

Would you like to know.

I call them bat-teries :3

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

*smacks desk* I KNEW IT!

[dorkknight39]

Grrrr.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

Awwww what’s the matter? Can’t handle I outsmarted you? It’s a rather common occurrence so you still growling surprised me honestly

[dorkknight39]

We’ll see how smart you really are. When I send you back to Arkham.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

If you even do. See, I’ve actually turned over a new leaf. Got declared sane.

[dorkknight39]

D-Did this actually happen???

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

Yup! Got the certificate and everything!

(Thanks to @doctorcranes-ask for drawing this)

[dorkknight39]

Mmm.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

So I’ve actually left the great batman in shock, hm? Not surprising knowing my brilliance!

[dorkknight39]

Not shocked, just surprised that’s legal.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

Fair point, Batman. So… what now? I have no riddle for you, no robbery I committed.

[dorkknight39]

Find a Job. Become a good citizen. Work in fast food. Become a celebrity? Though you can never beat Bruce Wayne you can always try.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

One can certainly dream of being Bruce. All that money. I actually still have my toyline.

[dorkknight39]

I don’t care.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

Just saying I have a plan for myself…

[dorkknight39]

Whatever plan you have im ready for it.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

*he pinches his nose* look. I gave up crime a while ago!

[dorkknight39]

*he smirks* I’ll believe that when pigs fly.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

Yknow… we’ve known each other for years and not once have I seen you smile.

[dorkknight39]

I only smile when something’s stupid.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

Fair point. And very understandable

[dorkknight39]

Find a job.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

I have one, detective. I’m a part owner of my toyline

[dorkknight39]

*He put out his hand* I’m proud of you Nygma.

[dorkknight39]

Batman! How ya been, hm? Been a while if I recall.

Riddler.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

Yeah I know I know you’re delighted to see me! Last I checked, I belittled you on your naming system. I mean, who the hell calls it a bat-computer? What are batteries then for you? This last bit isn’t a dig, I’m actually curious.

[dorkknight39]

Would you like to know.

I call them bat-teries :3

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

*smacks desk* I KNEW IT!

[dorkknight39]

Grrrr.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

Awwww what’s the matter? Can’t handle I outsmarted you? It’s a rather common occurrence so you still growling surprised me honestly

[dorkknight39]

We’ll see how smart you really are. When I send you back to Arkham.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

If you even do. See, I’ve actually turned over a new leaf. Got declared sane.

[dorkknight39]

D-Did this actually happen???

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

Yup! Got the certificate and everything!

(Thanks to @doctorcranes-ask for drawing this)

[dorkknight39]

Mmm.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

So I’ve actually left the great batman in shock, hm? Not surprising knowing my brilliance!

[dorkknight39]

Not shocked, just surprised that’s legal.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

Fair point, Batman. So… what now? I have no riddle for you, no robbery I committed.

[dorkknight39]

Find a Job. Become a good citizen. Work in fast food. Become a celebrity? Though you can never beat Bruce Wayne you can always try.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

One can certainly dream of being Bruce. All that money. I actually still have my toyline.

[dorkknight39]

I don’t care.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

Just saying I have a plan for myself…

[dorkknight39]

Whatever plan you have im ready for it.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

*he pinches his nose* look. I gave up crime a while ago!

[dorkknight39]

*he smirks* I’ll believe that when pigs fly.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

Yknow… we’ve known each other for years and not once have I seen you smile.

[dorkknight39]

I only smile when something’s stupid.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

Fair point. And very understandable

[dorkknight39]

Find a job.

[dorkknight39]

Batman! How ya been, hm? Been a while if I recall.

Riddler.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

Yeah I know I know you’re delighted to see me! Last I checked, I belittled you on your naming system. I mean, who the hell calls it a bat-computer? What are batteries then for you? This last bit isn’t a dig, I’m actually curious.

[dorkknight39]

Would you like to know.

I call them bat-teries :3

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

*smacks desk* I KNEW IT!

[dorkknight39]

Grrrr.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

Awwww what’s the matter? Can’t handle I outsmarted you? It’s a rather common occurrence so you still growling surprised me honestly

[dorkknight39]

We’ll see how smart you really are. When I send you back to Arkham.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

If you even do. See, I’ve actually turned over a new leaf. Got declared sane.

[dorkknight39]

D-Did this actually happen???

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

Yup! Got the certificate and everything!

(Thanks to @doctorcranes-ask for drawing this)

[dorkknight39]

Mmm.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

So I’ve actually left the great batman in shock, hm? Not surprising knowing my brilliance!

[dorkknight39]

Not shocked, just surprised that’s legal.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

Fair point, Batman. So… what now? I have no riddle for you, no robbery I committed.

[dorkknight39]

Find a Job. Become a good citizen. Work in fast food. Become a celebrity? Though you can never beat Bruce Wayne you can always try.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

One can certainly dream of being Bruce. All that money. I actually still have my toyline.

[dorkknight39]

I don’t care.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

Just saying I have a plan for myself…

[dorkknight39]

Whatever plan you have im ready for it.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

*he pinches his nose* look. I gave up crime a while ago!

[dorkknight39]

*he smirks* I’ll believe that when pigs fly.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

Yknow… we’ve known each other for years and not once have I seen you smile.

[dorkknight39]

I only smile when something’s stupid.

[dorkknight39]

Batman! How ya been, hm? Been a while if I recall.

Riddler.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

Yeah I know I know you’re delighted to see me! Last I checked, I belittled you on your naming system. I mean, who the hell calls it a bat-computer? What are batteries then for you? This last bit isn’t a dig, I’m actually curious.

[dorkknight39]

Would you like to know.

I call them bat-teries :3

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

*smacks desk* I KNEW IT!

[dorkknight39]

Grrrr.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

Awwww what’s the matter? Can’t handle I outsmarted you? It’s a rather common occurrence so you still growling surprised me honestly

[dorkknight39]

We’ll see how smart you really are. When I send you back to Arkham.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

If you even do. See, I’ve actually turned over a new leaf. Got declared sane.

[dorkknight39]

D-Did this actually happen???

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

Yup! Got the certificate and everything!

(Thanks to @doctorcranes-ask for drawing this)

[dorkknight39]

Mmm.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

So I’ve actually left the great batman in shock, hm? Not surprising knowing my brilliance!

[dorkknight39]

Not shocked, just surprised that’s legal.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

Fair point, Batman. So… what now? I have no riddle for you, no robbery I committed.

[dorkknight39]

Find a Job. Become a good citizen. Work in fast food. Become a celebrity? Though you can never beat Bruce Wayne you can always try.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

One can certainly dream of being Bruce. All that money. I actually still have my toyline.

[dorkknight39]

I don’t care.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

Just saying I have a plan for myself…

[dorkknight39]

Whatever plan you have im ready for it.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

*he pinches his nose* look. I gave up crime a while ago!

[dorkknight39]

*he smirks* I’ll believe that when pigs fly.

[dorkknight39]

Batman! How ya been, hm? Been a while if I recall.

Riddler.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

Yeah I know I know you’re delighted to see me! Last I checked, I belittled you on your naming system. I mean, who the hell calls it a bat-computer? What are batteries then for you? This last bit isn’t a dig, I’m actually curious.

[dorkknight39]

Would you like to know.

I call them bat-teries :3

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

*smacks desk* I KNEW IT!

[dorkknight39]

Grrrr.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

Awwww what’s the matter? Can’t handle I outsmarted you? It’s a rather common occurrence so you still growling surprised me honestly

[dorkknight39]

We’ll see how smart you really are. When I send you back to Arkham.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

If you even do. See, I’ve actually turned over a new leaf. Got declared sane.

[dorkknight39]

D-Did this actually happen???

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

Yup! Got the certificate and everything!

(Thanks to @doctorcranes-ask for drawing this)

[dorkknight39]

Mmm.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

So I’ve actually left the great batman in shock, hm? Not surprising knowing my brilliance!

[dorkknight39]

Not shocked, just surprised that’s legal.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

Fair point, Batman. So… what now? I have no riddle for you, no robbery I committed.

[dorkknight39]

Find a Job. Become a good citizen. Work in fast food. Become a celebrity? Though you can never beat Bruce Wayne you can always try.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

One can certainly dream of being Bruce. All that money. I actually still have my toyline.

[dorkknight39]

I don’t care.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

Just saying I have a plan for myself…

[dorkknight39]

Whatever plan you have im ready for it.

[dorkknight39]

Batman! How ya been, hm? Been a while if I recall.

Riddler.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

Yeah I know I know you’re delighted to see me! Last I checked, I belittled you on your naming system. I mean, who the hell calls it a bat-computer? What are batteries then for you? This last bit isn’t a dig, I’m actually curious.

[dorkknight39]

Would you like to know.

I call them bat-teries :3

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

*smacks desk* I KNEW IT!

[dorkknight39]

Grrrr.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

Awwww what’s the matter? Can’t handle I outsmarted you? It’s a rather common occurrence so you still growling surprised me honestly

[dorkknight39]

We’ll see how smart you really are. When I send you back to Arkham.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

If you even do. See, I’ve actually turned over a new leaf. Got declared sane.

[dorkknight39]

D-Did this actually happen???

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

Yup! Got the certificate and everything!

(Thanks to @doctorcranes-ask for drawing this)

[dorkknight39]

Mmm.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

So I’ve actually left the great batman in shock, hm? Not surprising knowing my brilliance!

[dorkknight39]

Not shocked, just surprised that’s legal.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

Fair point, Batman. So… what now? I have no riddle for you, no robbery I committed.

[dorkknight39]

Find a Job. Become a good citizen. Work in fast food. Become a celebrity? Though you can never beat Bruce Wayne you can always try.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

One can certainly dream of being Bruce. All that money. I actually still have my toyline.

[dorkknight39]

I don’t care.

[dorkknight39]

Batman! How ya been, hm? Been a while if I recall.

Riddler.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

Yeah I know I know you’re delighted to see me! Last I checked, I belittled you on your naming system. I mean, who the hell calls it a bat-computer? What are batteries then for you? This last bit isn’t a dig, I’m actually curious.

[dorkknight39]

Would you like to know.

I call them bat-teries :3

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

*smacks desk* I KNEW IT!

[dorkknight39]

Grrrr.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

Awwww what’s the matter? Can’t handle I outsmarted you? It’s a rather common occurrence so you still growling surprised me honestly

[dorkknight39]

We’ll see how smart you really are. When I send you back to Arkham.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

If you even do. See, I’ve actually turned over a new leaf. Got declared sane.

[dorkknight39]

D-Did this actually happen???

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

Yup! Got the certificate and everything!

(Thanks to @doctorcranes-ask for drawing this)

[dorkknight39]

Mmm.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

So I’ve actually left the great batman in shock, hm? Not surprising knowing my brilliance!

[dorkknight39]

Not shocked, just surprised that’s legal.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

Fair point, Batman. So… what now? I have no riddle for you, no robbery I committed.

[dorkknight39]

Find a Job. Become a good citizen. Work in fast food. Become a celebrity? Though you can never beat Bruce Wayne you can always try.

[dorkknight39]

Batman! How ya been, hm? Been a while if I recall.

Riddler.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

Yeah I know I know you’re delighted to see me! Last I checked, I belittled you on your naming system. I mean, who the hell calls it a bat-computer? What are batteries then for you? This last bit isn’t a dig, I’m actually curious.

[dorkknight39]

Would you like to know.

I call them bat-teries :3

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

*smacks desk* I KNEW IT!

[dorkknight39]

Grrrr.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

Awwww what’s the matter? Can’t handle I outsmarted you? It’s a rather common occurrence so you still growling surprised me honestly

[dorkknight39]

We’ll see how smart you really are. When I send you back to Arkham.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

If you even do. See, I’ve actually turned over a new leaf. Got declared sane.

[dorkknight39]

D-Did this actually happen???

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

Yup! Got the certificate and everything!

(Thanks to @doctorcranes-ask for drawing this)

[dorkknight39]

Mmm.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

So I’ve actually left the great batman in shock, hm? Not surprising knowing my brilliance!

[dorkknight39]

Not shocked, just surprised that’s legal.

[dorkknight39]

Batman! How ya been, hm? Been a while if I recall.

Riddler.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

Yeah I know I know you’re delighted to see me! Last I checked, I belittled you on your naming system. I mean, who the hell calls it a bat-computer? What are batteries then for you? This last bit isn’t a dig, I’m actually curious.

[dorkknight39]

Would you like to know.

I call them bat-teries :3

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

*smacks desk* I KNEW IT!

[dorkknight39]

Grrrr.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

Awwww what’s the matter? Can’t handle I outsmarted you? It’s a rather common occurrence so you still growling surprised me honestly

[dorkknight39]

We’ll see how smart you really are. When I send you back to Arkham.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

If you even do. See, I’ve actually turned over a new leaf. Got declared sane.

[dorkknight39]

D-Did this actually happen???

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

Yup! Got the certificate and everything!

(Thanks to @doctorcranes-ask for drawing this)

[dorkknight39]

Mmm.

[dorkknight39]

Batman! How ya been, hm? Been a while if I recall.

Riddler.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

Yeah I know I know you’re delighted to see me! Last I checked, I belittled you on your naming system. I mean, who the hell calls it a bat-computer? What are batteries then for you? This last bit isn’t a dig, I’m actually curious.

[dorkknight39]

Would you like to know.

I call them bat-teries :3

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

*smacks desk* I KNEW IT!

[dorkknight39]

Grrrr.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

Awwww what’s the matter? Can’t handle I outsmarted you? It’s a rather common occurrence so you still growling surprised me honestly

[dorkknight39]

We’ll see how smart you really are. When I send you back to Arkham.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

If you even do. See, I’ve actually turned over a new leaf. Got declared sane.

[dorkknight39]

D-Did this actually happen???

[dorkknight39]

Batman! How ya been, hm? Been a while if I recall.

Riddler.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

Yeah I know I know you’re delighted to see me! Last I checked, I belittled you on your naming system. I mean, who the hell calls it a bat-computer? What are batteries then for you? This last bit isn’t a dig, I’m actually curious.

[dorkknight39]

Would you like to know.

I call them bat-teries :3

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

*smacks desk* I KNEW IT!

[dorkknight39]

Grrrr.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

Awwww what’s the matter? Can’t handle I outsmarted you? It’s a rather common occurrence so you still growling surprised me honestly

[dorkknight39]

We’ll see how smart you really are. When I send you back to Arkham.

[dorkknight39]

Batman! How ya been, hm? Been a while if I recall.

Riddler.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

Yeah I know I know you’re delighted to see me! Last I checked, I belittled you on your naming system. I mean, who the hell calls it a bat-computer? What are batteries then for you? This last bit isn’t a dig, I’m actually curious.

[dorkknight39]

Would you like to know.

I call them bat-teries :3

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

*smacks desk* I KNEW IT!

[dorkknight39]

Grrrr.

[dorkknight39]

Batman! How ya been, hm? Been a while if I recall.

Riddler.

[kingofpuzzles-deactivated202408]

Yeah I know I know you’re delighted to see me! Last I checked, I belittled you on your naming system. I mean, who the hell calls it a bat-computer? What are batteries then for you? This last bit isn’t a dig, I’m actually curious.

[dorkknight39]

Would you like to know.

I call them bat-teries :3