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https://archiveofourown.org/works/65400172

I wrote a fanfiction about Jason Todd being suicidal and his family stepping up and being a good family. It mostly focuses on Jason and his brothers but both Bruce and Cass are briefly there too. This is my first fic for this fandom so be gentle please.

aquilacalvitium

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

lizluvscupcakes

Well, OP, I’m officially invested in this shit. Your whiny ass is doing self care if I have to drive to your goddamn house and do it for you.

aquilacalvitium

By Talos this can't be happening

oysters-aint-for-me

reblog this everyone i wanna see what happens when op’s reverse-hubris forces them to practice basic self care.

why? because it’s funny and completely possible actually so good fucking luck op

tungsten-moon

I figured out roughly how many notes it's been getting per day and multiplied that by the number of days left until the end of 2023

If we keep it going at this rate we'll be far past 666k

aquilacalvitium

IMPORTANT

Okay so clearly I've underestimated y'all

So how about we make this more interesting?

I will practise self care if this post reaches 666k BY THE END OF 2022

moonlarking

Op you have fuckethed with the devil this post has gained 30,000 notes since I reblogged it last night

catgirlcaliphate

OP I hope you are ready to practice some self care because if there's one thing the gremlins of tumblr love it's a challenge.

saint-batrick

i normally hate these "oh noo don't give me a ton of notes" posts but this one? this one i love.

posts that have 666k notes TO ME. and hopefully to you, too, OP. 💜

solarmama-plantsareneat

Let's all practice self care if this post hits the magic number…

purpleblobfrompluto

Yes

purpleblobfrompluto

YALL HELP US

@bigfootshonkers @dollopheadsandclotpoles @gwaine-the-rock-johnson @hannahhook7744 @knightofwoodsbeyond @reality-schmality @thirteenthedoctor @yoursassybookwormfriend if you want to of course @fuckyeahsnackables

purpleblobfrompluto

Op telling us we'll never make it to 666k by the end of 2023 (only having to make it 2022 after all):

Us:

aquilacalvitium

I was going to wait until y'all hit the mark, But I feel like I should say this now

When I made this post, it was supposed to be a joke

I mean, none of my posts ever get more than 20 notes if I'm lucky, so what are the odds of one reaching 666k? Impossible, haha

But then, something happened, something I didn't expect

People actually began to... like it? And... reblog? And comment?

Before I knew it, my notifications were swarmed with comments after comments after reblogs after comments all on this one post

Then, still in the mindset of this being a joke, I realised I'd made the goal too easy, so I upped the stakes

But... the notes just got more frequent from there

And it started to hit me just what was happening

For a while, I was overwhelmed with a feeling

A feeling I wasn't used to

It was like... all of a sudden... I mattered...

My existance was actually noteworthy

People actually... cared?

It wasn't a game anymore, it was a race to assure a stranger on the Internet that they were actually worth something

Hundreds of people all gathering in one online place to help out

Leaving messages and well wishes

Making me smile

Making me laugh

Funny comments

Jokes

Fun facts

Even simple comments

It all suddenly felt so real

This was never a joke to you

This was important

And I won't let any of that go in vain

So... stay tuned I suppose

I'll look after myself, and I'll post proof of it too

I'll catalogue every time I put my health first

Physical and mental

I'll acknowledge my bad days and celebrate my good days

But most of all

I won't forget this

Any of this

Ever

(Tagging all the people in that screenshot)

@deepsea-bathyna @royalsampaguita @timeturnerturns @twerkyvulture @reblogspamletsgoooo @gender-crisis-time @obsidianstrawberrymilk @shana-rosee @thefandombringer @sunshinedarlingiloveyou @bregee13 @moonlarking-blog @arcan6yo @crazyw3irdo @xinea @ghastmaskzombie @killthestairs @abalidoth @leesbian42

wolfenemi

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Also when you purchase one of my pride flag pumpkins, $1 of the proceeds of each sticker sold will be donated to the Trevor Project!

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pie-thinkings

I want to prove a point to a coworker of mine.

Pretend this post is the coronavirus.

If you see this on your dash, just reblog it.

Let’s show them how quickly this virus can spread from just one person.

bob-belcher

bunny-rp-memes

Reblog if you’re a roleplayer who suffers from anxiety

Sometimes, it’s not a lack of muse or short attention span or lack of time. Sometimes we’re too afraid to write out the reply we had in mind in fear it’s inadequate or written too fast. Then we send replies days, or even weeks, later that we had thought out in our mind since the beginning.

fuwaprince

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Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

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Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438

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Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453

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Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail [email protected]

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uie-deactivated20230402

ALWAYS REBLOG WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS PLEASE; ITS SO MUCH MORE THAN IMPORTANT TO PEOPLE. IT MEANS EVERYTHING TO SOMEBODY AND EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT NOT SEE THIS IN THE SAME LIGHT, SOMEONE MIGHT. INFACT YOU REBLOGGING THIS COULD STOP SOMEONE TAKING THEIR LIFE TONIGHT.

kitten--aesthetics-blog

I noticed there isn’t one here for Ireland, so

Irish free suicide helpline: 01-116 123

thescientificviolist

last time i reblogged this, i got this ask:

so please, please reblog. this could actually save a life.

scum-vullage

keep yourselves safe!

omo-thewholesomememedealer

I was scrolling down fastly to reblog after reading the picture, and I noticed my countries number while I couldn’t with everyone else’s

post-up-marvel

Always

xluckyxlibrax-deactivated202104

YOU NEVER KNOW WHO NEEDS THIS

pixelatedrose

I write about some fairly heavy stuff and this is so so so important to me.

Please

Please stay safe. Stay safe and alive. Even if you can only think of one thing to wake up for, dammit you woke up and I’m so proud of you. I love all of you more than i think you know, so please stay safe. 💛

femur-theif

Reblog to save a life

merlinfreya27

I will never not reblog.

theclockworkjudas

Darlin I am trying.

morsobaby

I am still here

homeless-clefairy

50 likes or 20 reblogs and I draw dimiclaude as them

sexceptionul

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

thedanliest

why on earth doesn’t this have more notes

outtelligent

I actually had to do this once. She lived.

faeirytale

if you scroll past this on your dash you are absolutely heartless.

natalie-as-herself

Reblog this!! This can save somebody’s life!

aika-chan01

reblog.

help.

do not scroll down.

nonextistentttttt-deactivated20

I SWEAR TO GOD IF ANYONE SCROLLS PAST THIS WITHOUT REBLOGGING I WILL LITTERALLY FIND THEM AND GIVE THEM A LECTURE

danqueray-deactivated20200703

may I just update this?

see the little thing that says help?

josephdreemuur-moved

Don’t ever scroll past this post. FUCKING NEVER SCROLL PAST!!!

xcassidy

🌸🌸🌸

undiagnosed-autism-things

Anyone know where it is on mobile ???

i-am-a-moron-deactivated2020051

You report the user, choose “something else”, scroll down and choose “suicide or self harm”

femur-theif

DO NOT SCROLL DOWN

REBLOG TO LITERALLY SAVE A LIVE

im-just-trying-to-survive-man

PLEASE REBLOG

tastingmellow

Please don’t scroll past this post, you could save someone’s life.

mo0oshro0om

SAVE A LIFE

steaku

here’s hunk taking no shit

following up yesterday’s draw of @rangergirl3‘s Laced Drink

waffle-walks

For April fools, Lance makes a convincing galra.

Kolivan squinted at Lance, brow furrowing in confusion.

“Why are you.. galra?” Lance looked up at his boyfriend, one fine brow lifting at the question. “I’ve always been? Thanks for just noticing, though. You okay babe?” Maybe he fell into another universe by accident or something. It wasn’t until later in the day, as they sat in the observatory looking over the warm desert plains of another rescued planet, that Kolivan noticed the small smear of paint and the droplets of sweat on the back of Lance’s neck.

“You know…” Kolivan lifted a big hand to cup Lance’s face, thumb smudging the violet paint off of the corner of Lance’s lips, “You were pretty convincing. Galra or Human, however, you shine brighter than any star.” With that, he pressed a gentle kiss to Lance’s lips, where the caramel of Lance’s skin melted into paint.

Flustered, from the heat of the new planet and the tenderness of Kolivan’s words, Lance sat back after their kiss. Looking up at the blade, Lance cracked out a small, “April fools?”

Happy Easter!

maa-iingan

Update:

They think I have late stage Addison’s disease.

I have more testing I have to do.

I’m without words. This is terrifying.

I can’t even let myself grieve or relax because I don’t even have enough money to be diagnosed properly OR treated.

So please, please. If you have anything to spare.. I need it now more than ever ..

I appreciate any and ALL HELP!!!

If you’d like to immediately help me my PayPal is

https://www.paypal.me/YvesOrage

I don’t want to die because I can’t afford to get treatment. I’ve come this far.. I’m desperate. I need my community now more than ever. Please don’t let me be forgotten

BOOST THIS

maa-iingan

https://www.gofundme.com/f/1s9mcl6neo?utm_medium=copy_link&utm_source=customer&utm_campaign=p_na+share-sheet&rcid=40da252734534337a34905a6ced9b9f5

Kailey Babcock Medical emergency, in desperate need of treatment! Hello, my name is Yves, I’m a young, trans individual who recently moved t

Here’s my GoFundMe to help with everything, I can’t reach the funds fully til I reach my goal or I end it. I’m only at 10% of what I need. SO PLEASE SHARE IT EVERYWHERE!! COPY THE LINK AND SHARE IT TO YOUR FB, TWITTER, IG, everywhere!! It’ll help me tremendously, and it’s the perfect way to help me if you cannot donate anything. It’d be helping survive, thank you

maa-iingan

IM RUNNING OUT OF TIME!! , please help in any way that you can. If you’re unable/ not in a place to be able to donate then PLEASE boost, or repost my story!! That helps me just as much !!! and I don’t have much time left to wait and hope for help.

if you’d like to immediately help me with medical funds/survival funds you can donate here:

https://www.paypal.me/YvesOrage

maa-iingan

‼️PLEASE HELP ME STAY ALIVE ‼️PLEASE