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Gina, 30's, Libra, Wisconsin ☆ Stand by for images of cute animals and fresh hot memes ☆

[draconym]

Coca Cola flavored Oreos taste like if you could eat clipart

[draconym]

These taste like an abstract concept. Summer Vacation flavored. Yankee Candle ass cookie.

[errant-light]

this just keeps being relevant

[thelawfulchaotic]

This skit absolutely slaps forever but I have to tell you guys the secret.

The weird Oreos don’t sell… but the weird Oreos just being around and visible make people buy more regular Oreos.

That’s why.

[draconym]

The weird Oreos DO sell, but my housemate is the one buying them all

[unfavorableinstigation]

I think they add an important element of randomness to the environment. My father in law bought 6 or 7 boxes of the Selena Gomez Oreos so he could set a Selena Gomez Oreo alarm to go off mid workday and then say to his coworkers, "Oh, my Selena Gomez Oreo alarm is going off!" and unearth from his locker his 6 or 7 boxes of Selena Gomez Oreos so he and his coworkers could distribute them around the neonatal ICU ward where they work. He said it livened up an otherwise extremely dreary day.

[guerrillatech]

[heartseeker]

i do im celebrating my dogs birthday

shes turning 2

[awbrainno]

I’m also celebrating your dogs birthday

[storms-and-illness]

celebrating tumblr user heartseeker’s dog’s birthday on the fourth everyone

[stargazers-satellite]

my partner said something that kinda rocked my world

[jenny-ratmeal]

Babe are you OK? You reblogged "even if you get worse".

[speedlimit15]

cherry bomb voice Hello tumblr hello blog

[neenarchive]

really hilarious and unsexy when hetero romantasy authors refer to love interests as males and females. you sound like david attenborough narrating a special documentary on two turtles humping in the mud

[neenarchive]

i don't care if he's the king of the fae. if that man called me a desirable female i'd have him gelded

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

re my "read books that make you feel stupid" post: reading books you don't fully understand is probably the safest way to push yourself outside your comfort zone. you don't have to embarrass yourself in front of anyone. you can do it from your cozy bed. you can easily get help from book clubs or literary analysis online. you can go as slowly as you want. there's literally no risk.

[marypsue]

#you can look words up!!!! #you can look analyses up!!!!! #and also! #very important!!!!! #you can Disagree with the analysis!!!!! no matter how credible the source seems! #like. if you read something and don’t feel like you get it #and look up an analysis #and you’re like. I dunno man. I Guess you could say that but it feels like a massive reach #idc what credentials that source has they can be a PhD in literature or it could be an interpretation everyone seems to have #if you’ve considered their arguements for that interpretation #(and Considered does not mean agree!) #and still don’t see it #do NOT just tell yourself you’re too dumb to see that interpretation #people say a LOT of stuff and a LOT of it is spurious at best #and all of it is subjective

#literary analysis is not about agreeing with every interpretation of a text out there #it’s just about trying to think about what you’ve read and what it says #sometimes that’s thinking about why you feel an interpretation is wrong! #even if you can’t come up with a interpretation that fits better! #you’re now engaging with both the text and the analysis and thinking about both and how well they fit (or not) and why you feel that way!

#maybe you’ll come back later and go oh you know what that guy was right and I just didn’t see it #or maybe you’ll keep reading and building up your understanding and come back and go #wow that analyses really was baseless and I can argue against it now #point is you don’t have to feel dumb if you look up analyses and still don’t see them #it’s super easy to feel like ogre that doesn’t get Ulysses when you’re listening to elf that is completely wrong about hungry caterpillar (via @taratnel456)

[fidelcostco]

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

[men-iss-vess-ull-deactivated202]

when the ogre I hired to guard the castle complains that the longsword I gave him requires a level of control and finesse he isn't used to

[horribly-precise-transcriptions]

audio: [so‿ɡ̊o ˈbæʔ t̯ʊ̆‿ðᵊ ˌǁ͜klə̃ː˧˨ə́b̚]

[clottedwings]

[treecitysessions]

Scream this is iconic….

[happidapp]

i really love how you can tell how much happier she is

[camo-thy]

Some dungeon meshi fanart

[wetorturedsomefolks]

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

[thehangedqueen-art]

https://artfight.net/~TheHangedQueen

Trying to participate a little bit in art fight this year! 💕

[dorky-malorky]

*banging pots and pans together*

GO ATTACK MY FRIEND!!!!!!!

[pinkmangaedits]

♡ Witch Hat Atelier ch. 10 ♡

[parkchanwoohoo]

[podcastwizard]

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

[bynine]

more starter babies