all hail the glow cloud.

[dykeotomies-deactivated20170506]

What do french people call a really bad thursday?

[dykeotomies-deactivated20170506]

a trajeudi

[slutformisha]

update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you

[thenatsdorf]

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“I’m just gonna put my paws in the water.”

[tastefullyoffensive]

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When you’re sleepy and someone won’t stop talking to you…

[tozbraks-deactivated20180212]

everybody: hugh, bring your big ass muscles over here and punch this guy on screen hugh jackman, quietly: i just want to sing

[sapphicxsiren]

When you find out that your crush isn’t astrologically compatible with you

[martyrjoan]

I don’t give a HECK if Mamma Mia! Here I Go Again (2018) is a GARBAGE rehash of the first film I’m gonna be in the theater singing Abba like I live in Greece and having the TIME of my LIFE

[sforzinda]

The Doge’s Palace and the Molo (detail), Francesco Guardi, ca. 1770s

[sforzinda]

La pradera de San Isidro (detail), Francisco Goya, 1788

[queerstorian]

there is nothing I can add to this statement that would make it any funnier

[mando-lore]

It is the year 2018, and Jean Valjean has started a circus with Troy Bolton

[in-her-broomcloset]

2018 has TWO Supermoons, both in January

“We may have been starved of supermoons in 2017, but January 2018 will offer two. Spot the Wolf Moon on January 2, and a rare “blue” supermoon on January 31.”

THREE CONSECUTIVE SUPERMOONS

THE THIRD ONE BEING A BLUE MOON

Get ready, witches. Winter is coming.

[tysmiha-witchnotes]

There’s also a lunar eclipse on January 31st! This is a crazy special moon :0 https://www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/lunar/2018-january-31

[in-her-broomcloset]

!!! <-

[bless3dfro]

2018 is gonna come in skrong like

[badlib-deactivated20210905]

What does all that mean????

[in-her-broomcloset]

Supermoon = moon is full while it’s closest to Earth in its orbit (making it bigger and brighter than usual)

Blue Moon = when a second full moon occurs within the same month as the one prior (each calendar month normally only has 1 full moon)

Lunar Eclipse = when the Sun, Earth, and Moon align perfectly (in that order) so that the sunlight reflected onto a full moon is eclipsed by the earth; thus, the full moon becomes dark for a short while

Three rare lunar events will be occurring on the same night.

[note-a-bear]

The time for revolution is nigh

[dancing-coyote]

I don’t know if I should be thrilled by this, or terrified :O

[ironbite4]

Thrillified.

[maxknightley]

How come period pieces are almost always dramas, anyway? I want to watch a sitcom about a dude in renaissance-era Tuscany trying to get rich quick by scamming the local merchant princes.

[beyonces]

What We Do in the Shadows (2014) dir. Taika Waititi & Jemaine Clement

[lilragekitten]

She’s back! Since she was such a hit last year, here’s Little Miss’ first snow day of 2017.

[hellotailor]

big fan of the guy in the Last Jedi who licks the salt and then says, “salt.”

[theforcesource]

Rose Tico in The Last Jedi

[tiny-librarian]

Looking up at the ceiling of Marie Antoinette’s bedroom at the Palace of Versailles.

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