In Love With The Stars

“Daisy Ridley is a work of art”- everyone, probably

[horrrifiction]

yes my feelings are valid but i don't want them

[anyataylorjoy]

PRIDE & PREJUDICE (2005) BRIDGERTON (2020-) BECOMING JANE (2007) SANDITON (2019-) EMMA (2020)

for @generalmorozova

[sugarglider-s]

Kinda gay to make a wanted poster... why do you want that man? So you can hold him?

[slimegargoyle]

dick van wlw

[urfavhatesterfs]

YOU hates terfs

[switchingtogeico]

[mariokort-deactivated20210506]

[anshelinasholie]

i hate it when teachers make u play those dumbass “get to know you” games like sis i’m not staying here forever you don’t have to know me like that just follow me on instagram or something

[peanit]

t-shirt that says “i rely on pharmaceutical drugs to preform routine tasks”

[verdigrisvagabond]

Booty shorts that say “and then I don’t do them”

[curseworm]

stop arguing about whether gay men have it easier or lesbians have it easier the answer is that straight people have it easier and we have to kill them

[curseworm]

straight people are all over this post acting like the scary internet lesbian is gonna climb out of their screens and slaughter them on the spot and theyre right. get ready heteros

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[basic-banshee]

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

[basic-banshee]

I like that people have two reactions to this post.

Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”

Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU

Well, which one is it going to be?

[basic-banshee]

And so it begins

having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now

[basic-banshee]

Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

[basic-banshee]

Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”

I now see my mistake

[basic-banshee]

Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.

[justluckyiguess]

My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating

[basic-banshee]

Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂

[basic-banshee]

By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now

[cooliopumpkin]

[basic-banshee]

This is the feedback I’ve been looking for

[charlesoberonn]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[primordial-fungus-monolith]

Men who are over 6 ft are fruity

[primordial-fungus-monolith]

What do you need to be that tall for? To hold other men?

[emil]

and don’t even get me started on men under 6 ft. why are you so short? to be held by another man?

[pinkmistle06]

What is your problem with short guys?

Like, what do you have against them?

Why are men 6ft and over so attractive to you?

I literally could not care less about height, I just want a guy/girl PERIOD

Well, as long as they treat me right and they actually care about me

[kaiisens-deactivated20210811]

short men are gay can you not read

[pinkmistle06]

That’s mildly if not very homophobic

Just because a man is short does not mean that he’s gay.

You’re very stupid if you think that a man is gay because he’s short.

[kaiisens-deactivated20210811]

im gay because im short it’s not that hard to understand. i bet you think hampster is spelled “hamster” like a fucking idiot idiot

[pinkmistle06]

ham·ster/ˈhamstər/

noun

a solitary burrowing rodent with a short tail and large cheek pouches for carrying food, native to Europe and northern Asia.

[pinkmistle06]

Not only does this further prove your idiocy, it also proves that your grammar is extremely poor.

[pinkmistle06]

In short, get fucked.

Seriously, fuck you, kaiisens.

[kaiisens-deactivated20210811]

no need to get emotional 🙄 we’re just talking and here you are making up fake definitions of hampster and telling me to get fucked that’s really emotionally abusive you know that right?

[pinkmistle06]

Literally look it up.

Look it up right now and take a screenshot.

Do it.

I know you won’t because you’re afraid of being wrong.

Emotional abuse is someone constantly tearing down someone’s emotional health, usually from someone that the victim has previously been attached to.

I’m telling you to go suck a dick because you’re being a dumbass, whiny bitch, want me to keep going?

Or are you gonna keep whining about how wrong I am and about how apparently all short men are gay?

[kaiisens-deactivated20210811]

we’ve been married for five years. im sick of you trying to gaslight me into thinking it’s spelled hamster. please just calm down and stop making up lies, you’re making us both look bad.

[pinkmistle06]

YOU LITERALLY EDITED THAT PIC

IT’S VERY OBVIOUSLY FAKE

WE’RE NOT MARRIED, YOU’RE BEING AN ASS, AND YOU’RE THE ONE MAKING UP LIES

[kaiisens-deactivated20210811]

please come home. this isn’t your heart. i know you made a mistake and don’t want to admit that it’s spelled hampster and that men being short is a homosexual trait but it’s ok. we can work this out baby, you just need to stop the constant lying and arguing over nothing. i know your emotionally abusive but you can change i know you can.

[hollowbon3s]

yr locked in a room alone with three adult men but you feel perfectly safe. who are they

[sarcasmsinfinite]

[ratherembarrassing]

#the papas mia (@professorspork)

[unflatteringcatselfies]

His name is Marshmallow and he’s both long and fat.

[poison-siren]

Goodbye straight people, I can’t say I’ll miss you tbh

[saiasus]

[swarnpert]

friend: hey you wanna go to jimmy johns?  me, an intellectual: i would love to have a meal at james johnathans