A Wildly Brilliant Patient

Don't even try to take this weapon from me...I like you more and more the lesser you breathe. Independent and Selective Tate Langdon  Mun is 21+. Tracking #DoseOfDelirium and #OutOfFear

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even more starters·random starters from various sources (once again, from spotify playlists, random commentary, tv shows, books, movies, and my brain).

❝A little warning would have been nice!❞

❝You almost shot me! Again!❞

❝Hide your wives, hide your daughters, hell, hide your sheep!❞

❝I saw how you danced for them. There is no more need for that innocent act.❞

❝You’ll have to rip my bento box from my cold, dead hands.❞

❝Book? What book?❞

❝It’s all lies! Slander I say!❞

❝So after we were finished, he reached for his phone and began to play Candy Crush.❞

❝You owe me. I mean really owe me.❞

❝Stop it, you’re being even more rude than usual.❞

❝The cold and I don’t mix.❞

❝You look like you were fucked thoroughly last night. Was it worth it?❞

❝I had sex behind the court house.❞

❝Public sex is the best kind of sex next to make up, angry sex.❞

❝They hold you to a different standard because you are not some peasant roaming the streets. You are royalty.❞

❝If you are going to dance, at least pretend you can dance well.❞

❝You have far too much darkness within your heart. You will not be able to enter this place.❞

❝If, for example, you are alive at the bottom of the sea, I shall cut off my two legs and become a fish.❞

❝I want to fall asleep while embraced.❞

❝I once believed long ago that I could wish upon a star and my dreams will come true. Now I know such things are false.❞

❝I will savor the day I can watch you fall.❞

❝I will hunt you down & I will not show mercy.❞

❝There is little we can do. The rot has begun to set in.❞

❝You can keep your little princess in her proper little place. But if she follows all your orders, does exactly what she’s told? She will never ever grow up, she will only grow old.❞

❝Good deed? You so called good deed sentenced him to death.❞

❝That child will do whatever it takes to survive ; I suggest you do the same.❞

❝I am the Queen/King & I demand respect.❞

❝You will find me at the corner of 5th avenue & 57th street.❞

❝Girls don’t want smelly boys. They want chocolate, pretty shoes, and a good fuck every week.❞

❝I want you to break me with your own hands.❞

❝Have you stepped into your own trap, my lord? Any evidence you have against me, you yourself bought and paid for. Do you now begin to believe it?❞

❝Why must you leave a king to follow you? Why not a QUEEN?❞

❝It is true. I was unfaithful to you with all of them. With half your court. With soldiers of your guard, with grooms, with stablehands. Look for the rest of your life at every man that ever knew me and wonder if I didn’t find him a better man than you!❞

❝ I have a little neck.❞

❝You make love as you eat, with a great deal of noise and no subtlety!❞

❝Will you not kiss your daughter?❞

❝She has the face of a simpering sheep. And the manners. But not the morals. I don’t want her near me.❞

❝How DARE you and the rest of your barbarians set fire to my library?❞

❝You have such bony knees.❞

❝Queens. Queens. Strip them naked as any other woman, they are no longer queens.❞

❝I will not be told where I can go and where I cannot go!❞

❝The King has asked for me?❞

❝Even in carnal matters?❞

❝I shall not go the way of my sister!❞

❝Power is as exciting as love, I discover.❞

❝And who has more power than our dearest king/queen?❞

❝Touch her, and I’ll have her sent from court.❞

❝Mind your tongue, or I’ll have you sent from court.❞

❝I ORDER you.❞

❝…I think I’m a good person. I think there’s good in everyone.❞

❝I see these kids I’ve known all my life and wonder: What happened?❞

❝Remember those days when we were singing and clapping, happy and napping, baking cookies, eating paste?❞

❝College will be paradise.❞

❝Grow up. Bulimia’s so ‘87.❞

❝…Before you answer: I also do report cards, permission slips and absence notes.❞

❝For a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone structure.❞

❝You LIAR.❞

❝They will say my child is the bastard, regardless of what you do.❞

❝I care not who has the title “bastard” when I am dead.❞

❝You are the QUEEN. A girl this time, a boy the next.❞

❝Chaos is great! chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling!❞

❝Don’t read it. She’s having extra-heavy flow and wanted some advice from my gyno.❞

❝What’s your damage?❞

❝Sorry but I really had to wake you. See I decided that I must ride you ‘til I break you.❞

❝I think we broke my mattress.❞

❝No sleep tonight for you, better chug that Mountain Dew.❞

❝I’m like oxygen. I’m everywhere.❞

❝Thus ending her hangover. I say we go with Big Blue.❞

❝Shoulda thought of that before you killed me. I’m gonna be coughing up drain cleaner for eternity.”❞

❝Why are you not dead? Why do you live? How do you live? Why do you not lie at the deepest hole of the sea, bloodless, and bloated, and at peace with honorable death?❞

❝There are never enough hours in the days of a queen, and her nights have too many.❞

❝I was hoping you’d rip my clothes off me, sport.❞

❝I bet there’s all kinds of interesting things in that locker. Maybe some “ich luge” bullets…?”❞

❝I hope she’ll be a fool – that’s the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.❞

❝And I like large parties. They’re so intimate. At small parties there isn’t any privacy.❞

❝You’re worth the whole damn bunch put together.❞

❝Surprise, surprise.❞

❝I’m older, but hardly more wise.❞

❝Is she beautiful?❞

❝I have borne you a daughter, Your Majesty.❞

❝Your Queen, I cannot be. Your mistress, I will not be.❞

❝For men love what they cannot have, and hate what they cannot control.❞

❝If I must die, then I will die boldly, as I have lived.❞

❝But stars come out at night.❞

❝I am a fool to own it, but I am in a fever for his/her touch.❞

❝Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.❞

❝Is that how it is? You fuck me and go behind my back and pledge your love to another?❞

❝Cut the shrill voice alright? I can hardly hear myself think.❞

❝If you wake me up, I will throw sharp objects at you.❞

❝Okay, I get your angry, but you should know better than to antagonize them.❞

❝They’re as far away as I could send them.❞

❝Are we ruled by superstition?❞

❝I do not fear the people.❞

❝BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE?❞

❝On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your pain?❞

❝It is okay to cry. Crying is a natural response to pain.❞

❝What good is that act, unless every person in this kingdom first swears an oath to you? To both of us?❞

❝Welcome to the nerd lab.❞

❝The more important they think they are, the quicker they finish.❞

❝Stay silent, & perhaps they will spare you.❞

❝Wanna fight for me?❞

❝Hey, are you still alive?❞

❝You speak as though you have seen this yourself.❞

❝You’re late. You missed quite a show.❞

❝Such tragic lovers.❞

❝I honestly don’t find that to be romantic. It’s pathetic.❞

❝Love? You think love will save you?❞

❝Only fools believe that soulmates exist.❞

❝I don’t know why the hell you want to sit courtside, unless you’re THAT desperate for balls in your face.❞

❝Gather the sheets and burn them. They cannot find evidence of this.❞

❝The blood is in your hands, not mine.❞

❝You speak as though you are innocent in this.❞

❝You took their heart and destroyed it.❞

❝Do you like killing? Do you like to watch the fear in their eyes as you bring your blade even closer to them?❞

❝I do not fear death.❞

❝Am I in hell?❞

❝If you think for a moment, then you’ll find it.❞

❝I will not be meek or obedient.❞

❝You do not own me. I am not your property or anyone else’s for that matter.❞

❝And you think sleeping with someone who is married is going to add excitement to your life?❞

❝There are worst fates.❞

❝I would rather die than be locked in a cage.❞

❝You can take that pen and shove it up your ass.❞

❝Let me see your face.❞

❝My computer is acting weirder than usual. Did you give it an energy drink or something?❞

❝TV makes shit look so easy.❞

❝I could try, but no promises.❞

❝I just want to go home and shower.❞

❝That cat looks like he wants to murder us in our sleep.❞

❝I think there are better things to do in this city other than gawk at the buildings.❞

❝Put. those. cookies. down.❞

❝Oh shit, I made a booboo.❞

❝Banana monkeys apple balls!❞

❝What sort of insult is that? My cat can do a better job.❞

❝I have my eye on you. And I mean one eye. The other one is keeping an eye on the other guy.❞

❝You’re quite defiant, aren’t you.❞

❝Hold your tongue, or I will cut it out myself.❞

❝Bring them BACK.❞

❝I shall go to my grave loving you. HATING YOU.❞

❝Those who refuse will die.❞

❝How do you forget?❞

❝This was supposed to be a surprise damn it.❞

❝High or low, they will sign or they will die.❞

❝I believe in choices, both good and bad.❞

❝I didn’t fall off the horse. I held on for dear life as the horse dragged me along for a period of many years.❞

❝Funny how things work out. You love me now, when I do not love you.❞

❝I hate you. I hate your desire & MINE.❞

❝Call it what you wish, but you and I both know it’s the truth.❞

❝Don’t speak to me as if you know what I am suffering through. You know nothing.❞

❝Shut your eyes then.❞

❝That child saved your life.❞

❝Hey if you ever need some RELIEF, you know where to go.❞

❝I am no whore, despite what you like to think.❞

❝Beauty fades.❞

❝Mac or PC, I don’t care.❞

❝Find a legal way then.❞

❝Their blood is on your hands. Not mine.❞

❝Can’t make a habit of this you know.❞

❝Can I stay with you? I can’t be alone to my thoughts. The darkness will claim me again.❞

❝You swore you would protect me!❞

❝You are a toad.❞

❝What did you do, roll around in pig shit?❞

❝Get out you snake.❞

❝If they hurt me, then I will close my eyes.❞

❝There is nothing you can say that hasn’t already been said.❞

❝Music is important. There are so many advantages.❞

❝I couldn’t sleep. Can I stay here?❞

❝You are my soul mate!❞

❝I once tried to read that. I couldn’t get through the book.❞

❝BURN ME THEN. Do you think I care now that you have taken everything from me?❞

❝To love? Or to spy?❞

❝Which witch is which?❞

❝I signed up for a fun adventure in a creepy mansion. I didn’t sign up for demons trying to murder me.❞

❝Who’s your daddy now?❞

❝I’ll be good, I promise.❞

❝Do you hate me so much you would do this?❞

❝I loved you! I gave you my heart & you stepped on it.❞

❝My love for you surpasses everything.❞

❝I am a fool, yes. But this fool loves you. Do you hear me? I love you.❞

❝Take it from me as best you can, but there will come a time that you can no longer deny it.❞

❝Will you give yourself to me?❞

❝Once, I think I could have loved you. But now, I think I can only despise you.❞

❝My heart cannot take this secrecy anymore. Why must I hide my feelings for you?❞

❝You can try.❞

❝I think that there are better ways to spend my time than to listen to their insults.❞

❝Pathetic.❞

❝Children? Oh no, I– I don’t think I can even have children.❞

❝Impossible things can be possible if you have enough hope.❞

❝Did they touch you?❞

❝I don’t think I can move.❞

❝The best time of year is when I can cuddle with you in front of the fire.❞

❝My heart belongs to one being and it is you.❞

❝I need help. I cannot face this alone.❞

❝You ask far too much. Please, don’t make me do this.❞

❝Are you pregnant?❞

❝I’m pregnant.❞

❝I’m sorry, but your child is dead.❞

❝Who is the father?❞

❝How can you love a person like him/her?❞

❝Monster!❞

❝You are not a monster. Stop thinking that you are!❞

❝There is nothing you could have done. Their life was forfeit the moment they left this place.❞

❝Y-You? What are you doing here?❞

❝The last dance you will ever have is with me.❞

❝We are two ships in the night.❞

❝The shadows grow darker.❞

❝It will not be long before the darkness consumes your heart.❞

❝You belong to me now.❞

❝You WITCH.❞

❝You sold your soul to the devil & for what?❞

❝Revenge will be mine.❞

❝The dogs will eat their fill of you and shit your remains onto the crags.❞

❝Our Grand Rite now is done. Blood dimmed dawn now shall come. Powers of the moon and sun ignite. All flesh trembles at the sight. Thirteen souls fed to hungry earth opens the way for our dark lord’s birth.❞

❝Oh this ain’t right. This ain’t right. Any fool can feel that, even this fool.❞

❝ I shall miss the dazzling wit of your conversation.❞

❝This is my vow. I will meet you here, before the moon goes above those trees. I swear it.❞

❝You know, my father said this was the land of second chances. This can be ours. All we have to do is walk away.❞

❝Living in here and not believing in witches is like living in London and not believing in fog. It is to deny what is right in front of you.❞

❝Love is a two-faced coin and one is certainly betrayal.❞

❝Love is not a lost cause. I will not betray the one true love of my life.❞

❝If. Such a small word with such immense consequence. For all of us.❞

❝The wine is from God. The drunkard is from the devil.❞

❝I recognize the symptoms of your illness, and it’s not called marsh fever. You’re with child.❞

❝He’s insane.❞

❝This is a good day for him.❞

❝If you knew my father, you’d commend me for waiting this long.❞

❝How long may we enjoy your curative presence in town?❞

❝There was a reason for my marriage. Remind me of it.❞

❝Is it murder to defend your mother’s honor?❞

❝And if these times have made you clever, the coming months may thrust genius upon you.❞

❝You care so much for someone you hardly know.❞

❝That was the bravest thing I’ve ever seen, like a man sticking his head inside a lion’s jaw. I would gladly reward you for your bravery.❞

❝All things are permissible in our dreams.❞

❝I believe trust needs to be earned.❞

❝The others bought and sold. We merely proved ourselves better at the game, but we draw the line at murder. Do we not?❞

❝I do tend to win whatever battles I fight.❞

❝You’re not the only one who knows what it feels like to hold desires that come true only in dreams. But every morning we have a choice – forget our dreams or live them.❞

❝True malice like that which powers the Grand Rite ferments best in a loveless heart. I have looked into your heart and it is anything but loveless.❞

❝And so the queen came to rule the king and all of his kingdom and thus became the Queen of the Night. And so she lived happily ever after.❞

❝For it was not by a kiss she might make a frog into a prince, but by a kiss that she make a king into a toad.❞

❝That night she felt one monster on top of her and another inside and she glimpsed what her soul was becoming and learned her first lesson as queen: be careful what you wish for.❞

❝You know the worst part about becoming a queen? You often have to marry a king.❞

❝Not all queens start as princesses.❞

❝Your eyes. So filled with want. The hard part is not getting what you want, child. The hard part is knowing what you want.❞

❝We had a deal.❞

❝I want to be just like you.❞

❝Sometimes in life we make choices. These choices in life they lead us to do things, terrible things and we don’t wish to, we’d do anything not to. Choice informs choice. They don’t resemble anything you’d have wanted or wish for. Tell me if it was like that. If it was a difficult choice. Please. Please. So that I may still believe in goodness.❞

❝I murdered 20 men and I make no excuses for myself. Will you have me arrested?❞

❝The dead don’t lie.❞

❝I am the only one that knows.❞

❝The next lie to cross your lips will be your last.❞

❝You would threaten me, your one true ally?❞

❝So you would buy me outright?❞

❝I want it to stop. The torture, the torment, the suffering… or I will tell them. I will tell them all who and what you are.❞

❝We know that what we desire and what we must do to survive are often at odds.❞

❝My husband’s affliction has robbed him of both reason and sense.❞

❝We’ve lost control. She’s no longer ours.❞

❝Why? Because this is the fulfillment of all our dreams. Vengeance for centuries of oppression.❞

❝I don’t think I’ve ever seen such a mixture of reason and bullshit in a man.❞

❝There was a time when I might have suckled more than a toad.❞

❝All the world shall be yours in return; all the world.❞

❝You asked who would do such a thing. The answer is many people.❞

❝The witch hunt has begun and we will be runninng the trials.❞

❝He/She has all the sweetness of an apple on a tree.❞

❝This dog will come back and bite.❞

❝Save your thoughts. Say nothing.❞

❝You must cry for me, for I have no more tears.❞

❝Where is the murderer?❞

❝Be careful, be very careful, or you might find yourself wearing peasant shoes.❞

❝You see I’ve lost everything in this town that I ever cared for. You however, you have everything left to lose. A sentiment that makes you vulnerable.❞

❝Do not stare at him in public. It weakens you.❞

❝The only thing keeping me alive is the look on your face.❞

❝All things return, like every salty tear returns to the sea.❞

❝They will hunt and kill and drown in their very own blood till there’s no one left standing.❞

[doseofdelirium]

“ you think i care about you? cute. ” (meaningful-negativity) {Michael for Tate}

( @meaningful-negativity )

“I’m not as stupid as you think I am.” 

There was a slight eye roll. Tate was grateful for the rare interaction, though, annoying as it was turning out to be.

[doseofdelirium]

[Attention]

( @cortezruled​ )

“Hey!” 

Her wrist fit so easily in his hand. Most would have shattered like glass under his grip; but not hers. She felt more like titanium against his skin.

“I told you. I told you, like, ten times. This is the only night I get.”

Tate could hear the desperation in his own voice, causing him to squeeze harder. What’s the worst that could happen? 

It’s not like she could kill him.

[doseofdelirium]

[Attention]

@cortezlaundress​ 

The blonde’s hand reached out quickly, the fabric of her skirt crumpling inside of his palm as he squeezed tightly. It only lasted a second before he rescinded, almost regretting the gesture as he decided to let her go.

“Maybe you just don’t work today. It’s like that’s all you ever do anymore.” 

The words came as more of a question than a statement, and Tate could only hope that he didn’t sound as pathetic to Hazel as he did to himself. 

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- ; phrases that really hit you where it hurts

“ did you really have to be that honest? ” “ every time i see you i just feel more alone. ” “ you changed me. ” “ was this all just a joke to you? ” “ i don’t want to know. ” “ can we start over? ” “ you make me feel so insecure. ” “ i don’t know if i can love you. ” “ every time i wake up i’m reaching for you … but you’re never there. ” “ of course it meant something! ” “ stop yelling! ” “ i gave up on you a long time ago. ” “ you think i care about you? cute. ” “ did you just forget about me or something? ” “ i still need you. ” “ i wanna say that there’s still hope but sometimes things just don’t go your way. ” “ you said you would keep trying! ” “ no, you ARE strong. ” “ you promised me! ” “ fine. you’ll never see me again, okay? ” “ i gave you everything i had. ” “ your eyes can be so cruel … ” “ i can never do anything right can i !? ” “ i want my life back. ” “ stop crying. ” “ you should go. ” “ don’t come back. ” “ does hurting me make you feel good or something? ” “ just stop it. ” “ i was never in love with you now leave me alone! ”

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SUCKER .

‘  we  go  together  better  than  birds  of  a  feather ,  you  and  me .  ’

‘  i’m  feelin’  heat  in  december  when  you’re  around  me .  ’

‘  i  follow  you  throw  the  dark .  ’

‘  i  can’t  get  enough .  ’

‘  i’m  a  sucker  for  you .  ’

‘  you  say  the  word  and  i’ll  go  anywhere  blindly .  ’

‘  i  know  you  and  you  know  everything  about  me .  ’

‘  you’re  making  the  typical  me  break  my  typical  rules .  ’

COOL .

‘  dammit ,  i’m  feeling  so  cool .  ’

‘  i’m  feeling  high  like  a  late  night  summer  of  last  year .  ’

‘  standing  there  with  a  red  dress  on  ya ,  a  killer  queen .  ’

‘  is  it  me  or  am  i  just  having  a  good  year ?  ’

‘  lately  i’ve  been  feelin’  so  cool .  ’

‘  now  that  we’ve  made  it ,  how  complicated  was  last  year ?  ’

‘  when  i  grow  up ,  i  wanna  be  just  like  me .  ’

ONLY  HUMAN .

‘  i  don’t  want  this  night  to  end .  ’

‘  it’s  closing  time ,  so  leave  with  me  again .  ’

‘  let’s  find  a  place  where  happiness  begins .  ’

‘  hurts  when  i’m  leaving  you .  ’

‘  it’s  only  human ,  you  know  that  it’s  real .  ’

‘  why  would  you  fight  or  try  to  deny  the  way  that  you  feel ?  ’

‘  only  getting  up  to  close  the  blinds .  ’

‘  leaving  now  just  don’t  feel  right .  ’

‘  let’s  do  it  one  more  time .  ’

I  BELIEVE .

‘  i’m  here  to  stay  through  the  good  and  the  bad  times .  ’

‘  you  send  me  to  space .  ’

‘  you’re  mine .  ’

‘  you  show  me  something  i  can’t  live  without .  ’

‘  when  you  hold  me ,  it’s  like  heaven  coming  down .  ’

‘  now  that  i  got  you  close ,  i’m  alright .  ’

‘  i’m  glad  that  you  found  me .  ’

‘  doesn’t  matter  anymore  now  i  got  you  here  with  me .  ’

‘  nothing  matters  any  longer  now  i  got  you  here  with  me .  ’

USED  TO  BE .

‘  you  used  to  be  the  one  i  love .  ’

‘  i’m  the  only  one  you  know  that’ll  listen .  ’

‘  lately  i  don’t  even  know  you .  ’

‘  oh  my  god .  baby ,  if  it’s  what  you  want …  ’

‘  i  just  wanna  see  you  happy .  ’

‘  i  don’t  lie  even  though  you’re  not  mine .  ’

‘  we  had  love ,  now  it  don’t  matter .  ’

‘  you  just  thought  you  could  do  better ,  so  do  better .  ’

‘  so  tired  of  chasing  all  your  demons .  ’

‘  little  late  if  you  ask  me ,  but  you  know  i’ll  come  around  if  you  ask  me .  ’

EVERY  SINGLE  TIME .

‘  call  me  up  and  say  you’re  needin’  my  love .  ’

‘  now  you’re  leaving  like  you  never  even  needed  my  love .  ’

‘  so  much  you  left  between  us ,  but  you  don’t  ever  think  about  us .  ’

‘  why  do  i  want  you  even  though  you  make  it  hard  and  i  don’t  want  to ?  ’

‘  now  i’m  out  here  catching  feelings  like  i  want  you ,  but  all  you  ever  do  is  look  away .  ’

‘  every  single  time  i  keep  on  coming  back  to  you .  ’

‘  you’re  always  on  my  mind ,  doesn’t  matter  what  i  do .  ’

‘  if  loving  you’s  a  crime  then  i  won’t  keep  my  love  locked  down  for  you .  ’

‘  there’s  too  much  water  under  this  bridge  to  go  down  like  this .  ’

‘  i  never  thought  that  we’d  come  this  far  to  fuck  it  all  up  and  end  like  this .  ’

DON’T  THROW  IT  AWAY .

‘  see  if  it  helps ,  give  it  a  week .  ’

‘  i  bet  no  one  gets  you  like  me .  ’

‘  i  know  you  think  you’re  better  off  without  me  now .  ’

‘  we  can  work  this  out .  ’

‘  don’t  throw  it  away  this  time ,  just  take  a  little  time  to  think .  ’

‘  don’t  throw  it  away ,  it’s  fine .  ’

‘  it’s  fine ,  just  don’t  forget  to  think  of  me .  ’

‘  just  don’t  forget  to  think  of  me .  ’

‘  your  mind  is  messin’  with  your  head  again .  ’

‘  instead  of  walking  away  we  should  give  it  a  break  till  we  love  the  same .  ’

‘  don’t  save  the  words  till  it’s  too  late .  ’

‘  i  know  it  hurts  and  that’s  okay .  ’

‘  if  it’s  too  much  to  open  up  then  give  it  time .  ’

‘  let’s  sleep  on  it  tonight .  ’

LOVE  HER .

‘  drive  me  crazy ,  make  me  mental ,  no  other  buttons  you  can  push .  ’

‘  one  second  you’re  miss  sentimental  then  you’re  afraid  you’ve  said  too  much .  ’

‘  opposites  attract  and  we’re  living  proof  of  this ,  but  i  keep  on  coming  back .  ’

‘  no  matter  the  fight  i  know  you’re  always  right .  ’

‘  they  say  love  can  hurt ,  but  seeing  you  smile  can  get  me  every  time .  ’

‘  i  put  my  selfish  ways  in  boxes  and  shipped  ‘em  back  to  where  they  came .  ’

‘  we  will  never  let  it  get  close  to  being  toxic .  ’

‘  i  promise  i’ll  never  walk  away .  ’

‘  gotta  learn  to  let  the  small  things  go  and  know  it’s  always  far  from  perfect .  ’

‘  i  know  that  we  can  get  emotional ,  but  the  hardest  parts  are  always  worth  it .  ’

HAPPY  WHEN  I’M  SAD .

‘  crying  over  old  loves  even  though  they’re  over .  ’

‘  they  think  i’m  happy .  ’

‘  they  think  i’m  happy  when  i’m  sad .  ’

‘  can’t  look  how  we  made  it .  ’

‘  looking  like  i’ll  never  be  lonely  again .  ’

‘  i  see  me  in  the  mirror ,  nothing  ever  changes .  ’

‘  never  gonna  stop ,  never  gonna  calm  down .  ’

‘  i  put  on  a  smile ,  don’t  need  a  face  lift .  why  can’t  i  when  everybody  fakes  it ?  ’

‘  they  think  i’m  happy  like  they  know  exactly  how  i  feel .  ’

TRUST .

‘  i  don’t  trust  myself  when  i’m  around  you .  ’

‘  lately ,  i  don’t  think  i  even  know  me .  ’

‘  every  time  you  come  around ,  i’m  like  the  old  me .  ’

‘  take  me  back  to  when  you  were  my  only .  ’

‘  we  were  thicker  than  thieves ,  like  a  pod ,  two  peas .  ’

‘  all  at  once ,  it’s  like  i’m  being  someone  else .  ’

‘  you’re  all  i  want  but  i  know  you’re  bad  for  my  health .  ’

‘  i  know  that  i’m  better  off  without  you  but  i  know  that  i  could  never  live  without  you .  ’

‘  thinking  about  my  lips  upon  your  mouth  got  me  weak .  ’

STRANGERS .

‘  i  came  here  looking  for  another  excuse .  ’

‘  every  step  back  pulls  me  right  back  to  you .  ’

‘  what  we  feel  started  way  before  we  ever  touched .  ’

‘  you  found  me  right  before  i’d  given  up .  ’

‘  it’s  no  surprise  we  ain’t  strangers .  ’

‘  must  be  from  a  different  life .  ’

‘  you  got  a  heart  that  i  know  i  can  miss .  ’

‘  hold  me  like  that  and  pull  me  right  back  again .  ’

HESITATE .

‘  i’ll  kiss  the  tears  right  off  your  face .  ’

‘  i  won’t  get  scared .  that’s  the  old  me .  ’

‘  time  only  heals  if  we  work  through  it  now .  ’

‘  i  promise  we’ll  figure  this  out .  ’

‘  i  will  take  your  pain  and  put  it  on  my  heart .  ’

‘  i won’t  hesitate ,  just  tell  me  where  to  start .  ’

‘  you  saved  me  once  and  now  i’ll  save  you  too .  ’

‘  i  won’t  hesitate  for  you .  ’

‘  don’t  you  ever  say  goodbye .  ’

‘  if  i  could  only  read  your  mind  then  i  could  map  out  all  the  ways  to  make  it  right .  ’

‘  pull  me  close  and  i’ll  hold  you  tight .  ’

‘  don’t  be  scared  ‘cause  i’m  on  your  side .  ’

‘  know  there’s  nothing  i  wouldn’t  do  for  you .  ’

ROLLERCOASTER .

‘  we  weren’t  just  a  phase .  ’

‘  we  weren’t  just  pretend .  ’

‘  i  remember  low  lows  and  high  highs .  ’

‘  it  was  fun  when  we  were  young  and  now  we’re  older .  ’

‘  we  were  up  and  down  and  barely  made  it  over ,  but  i’d  go  back  and  ride  that  rollercoaster .  ’

‘  those  days  that  are  the  worst ,  they  seem  to  glow  now .  ’

‘  faith  led  me  to  the  clouds .  ’

‘  now  everything  has  changed ,  we  found  better  days .  ’

COMEBACK .

‘  come  back  to  me ,  i’ll  come  back  to  you .  ’

‘  you  know  the  place  that  i  go  running  to .  ’

‘  i  get  scared  when  you’re  scared ,  but  what  else  can  i  do ?  ’

‘  wherever  you  are  right  now ,  know  somehow  i’ll  be  on  the  way  like  a  bat  out  of  hell .  ’

‘  if  you  stay  then  i  won’t  let  you  down .  ’

‘  if  you’re  lost  on  the  way  then  i’m  lost  too .  ’

[leneemusing]

nonverbal memes

add + to reverse who does the action

[ attention ] for your muse to touch mine as a way of getting their attention  [ sleep ] for your muse to wake mine  [ cover ]  for your muse to cover mine with a blanket or a jacket  [ lift ] for your muse to give mine a hand stepping up or over something etc.  [ kiss ]  for your muse to come up to mine and kiss them without warning  [ run ] for your muse to run their fingers through mine’s hair  [ braid ] for your muse to braid mine’s hair  [ embrace ]  for your muse to hold mine  [ smile ] for your muse to smile at mine from across the room  [ wave ] for your muse to gesture to mine to come closer  [ panic ] for your muse to grab mine’s arm or get behind them in a moment of danger  [ touch ] for your muse to rest their forehead against mine’s [ weep ]  for your muse to catch mine crying  [ eat ]  for your muse to offer mine food [ hit ] for your muse to attack mine  [ love ] for your muse to touch mine as a show of affection or reassurance  [ nap ] for your muse to fall asleep against mine  [ rest ] for your muse to rest their head in mine’s lap  [ look ] for your muse to catch mine staring  [ seduce ] for your muse to touch mine sexually  [ help ] for your muse to lean on mine for support  [ give ] for your muse to offer mine their arm  [ entwine ] for your muse to hold mine’s hand  [ laugh ] for your muse to laugh at something mine did  [ dance ] for your muse to dance with mine  [ sit ] for your muse to pull mine into their lap  [ yell ] for your muse to calm mine down  [ cry ] for your muse to wipe mine’s tears away  [ dream ] for your muse to wake mine from a nightmare  [ surprise ] for your muse to show up at mine’s house without explanation  [ fix ] for your muse to treat mine’s injury  [ sacrifice ] for your muse to get hurt protecting mine  [ guard ] for your muse to step between my muse and danger  [ taste ] for your muse to cook for mine  [ sing ] for your muse to sing to mine 

[doseofdelirium]

Here it Goes

I’m going to be posting some memes/asks/starter prompts, so I can get back to doing the thing. Mostly Tate, either verse, but if you want ANY of my side muses just put that in when you send the meme. I’m excited!

[doseofdelirium]

I need your help!

Tell me some active AHS blogs to follow, or any OCs that write darker storylines. Trying to come back after YEARS, and am having trouble figuring out where to start. Any help is appreciated.

[doseofdelirium]

Soooo..

Anybody here even remember me, like, three years later?

[oopsiewoopsie123]

The Hitman’s Bodyguard starters pt. 1

“It’s just as you predicted.”

“Thank you for agreeing to an earlier departure time.”

“Boring is always best.”

“Are we ready to go?”

“‘Are we ready?‘ I’ve been waiting! What the hell took you so long?“

“It’s best if I go through doors first.”

“You don’t know what I’m dealing with here.“

“These people are animals!“

“I can appreciate your concern, but I assure you, you are perfectly safe.“

“All you need to do is exactly what I tell you.”

“Fuckin’ hell. I know it’s you. I’ve got caller ID!”

“Have a seat, it’s been a long day.”

“How’s your English?“

“That’s mighty fucking white of you.“

“We have taken every precaution to make sure that your involvement is completely classified.”

“It’s a secret?“

“That makes me feel so much better.“

“Well, I can assure you, even if there was an attempt, we’re more than prepared for any assault.“

“You prepared for that assault, motherfucker?”

“Uncuff me, give me some car keys, a couple guns, I’ll meet you guys there.”

“I don’t have to remind you of the importance of this.”

“I’m just saying, now might be the perfect time to write one of those “I’ll always love you” texts.”

“Relax, motherfucker. If you hear the shot, it wasn’t meant for you.”

“Don’t even think about answering that fucking phone!”

“Now, I need medical supplies, and you need help. So, if you’re gonna call somebody, they have to be totally out of the loop.“

“I’m not gonna let you charm me into this one, [name].”

“Okay, let’s be clear. I’m not any happier about this than you are, but I don’t have a choice.“

“You can’t just threaten me into taking orders from you.”

“What do you want, you useless piece of shit?”

“My bad. What do you want, you fucking piece of shit motherfucker!”

“I just wanted to hear your voice.“

“Fuck you! There, you heard my voice.“

“The only reason I’m in this shit hole is so that they can get to your sorry ass!”

“How you doing? Made a shank yet?“

“Do they have those flowers you love?“

“What kind of a piece-of-shit husband doesn’t remember his wife’s favorite flowers?”

“Let me start by saying I love you.”

“You fucking piece of shit!“

“Go ahead, you might as well finish the job.”

“I was in love with you. I trusted you.”

“I don’t have the time for your insane shit, okay?”

“You know how long I’ve been waiting for this?”

“You know he’s a murderer, right? You’re playing nurse to a murderer.“

“Twenty-seven times. That’s how many times this asshole has tried to kill me, 27… 28!”

“So I gotta risk my life protecting this coffin magnet over here?”

“You’re terrible at almost everything, but you’re good at keeping people alive.“

“You know they call them swinging dicks for a reason.”

“How about we never speak of this again?“

“My job is to keep you out of harm’s way.“

“I am harm’s way.“

“Thank God you’re here. I don’t know what I would’ve done without you.”

“See? Boring is better.“

“[laughing and coughing] Made that jump on one leg.“

“I made that jump without jumping. Let’s go.”

“So, what’s your next trick, showing me how we escape without escaping?“

“Let’s just try to get to the car without killing anyone, all right?”

“Why don’t you lay back and keep from getting spotted. Get comfortable.“

“Well, [sighs] I like my odds.“

“She’s making a mistake.“

“There’s an art to low-impact, high-efficiency breaking and entering, but… [groans] Art’s subjective.“

“And you’re bleeding again.“

“You know, for a dude that runs around killing people, you’ve got this really strange thing about bleeding.”

“Well, you’re uninsurable, trust me.”

“Get in the fucking car!“

“What happened? Lose your edge?“

“[laughing] Played by the heart. Happens to the best of us, man.“

“Assassin and eavesdropper. You’re a real double threat.”

“Well, you were whining like a bitch so loud, I heard you through the wall.”

“So, she dumped you because of all your tight-assed, “Boring is good, look before you leap, put your seatbelt on” shit?“

“She didn’t dump me.“

“Oh, motherfucker, I know she dumped you. I’m just perusing all the reasons why, and there’s a plethora of those motherfuckers.”

“I know what plethora means! It just doesn’t apply here!”

“Not jumping off the top of a roof, that’s logical, that’s safe. You know, wearing a seatbelt: logical, safe.”

“Let me ask you something, how many times have you been shot?”

“Now, we both know that’s bullshit.“

“That’s not bullshit, okay? This was a little flesh wound.”

“That extra “A” in “Triple-A rated” stands for “ass,” yours, between mine and a bullet.“

“[Name], you cannot be prepared for everything!”

“That’s really beautiful, man. Do you ever just write stuff down? I don’t know, throw down a haiku or two?”

[sa2ha]

[r-endrick]

[doseofdelirium]

Yooooo....

Is it true you can format text and copy/paste and all that from mobile now, or just a rumor? Because I will come back sooooo fast.....

[doseofdelirium]

( @merrybandofassholes )

“What’ll it be, Sweetheart?”

Angelo was drying glasses on the far side of the bar, but he still saw the girl come in and take a seat. She looked crabby as fuck, not something so out of the ordinary for this city, and usually it meant a big bar tab.. And a big tip to go along with it. He set the glasses back on their racks and walked over to stand across from her, gesturing at the shelves of liquor behind him.

“Mardi Gras special; Buy two get one free. You name it.”