[mugasofer]

[ilovecats4ever]

[flowerb-0y]

[dennydreadful]

when your connecticut husband goes on  a business trip ):

[flork-of-cows-official]

clock

[flork-of-cows-official]

clark reupload

edit: forgot the sweater comic

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[flork-of-cows-official]

cool

[pwesident]

sleeping under a blanket in just your underwear when it’s cold and your blanket is warm enough to make up for it is the best fucking thing

[wheezinghorre]

until the demon living under your bed rips it off and has full access to your body

[pwesident]

and the demon is probably hot so she can do what she wants what’s your point

[pwesident]

a lot more likes than reblogs on this post bc this webbed site is full of cowards that know im right

[flork-of-cows-official]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[calstone-light-o]

[pencilbrony]

Connecticut Clark and Malfina

[juani-momo]

This is how everyone from Connecticut sees them

[quasi-normalcy]

'Star Wars' and 'Harry Potter' are two franchises that try to claim, textually, that it doesn't really matter who your family is whilst showing subtextually that it unequivocally does matter who your family is.

[yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20]

subtext isn't a thing dude

[quasi-normalcy]

Welp, there’s my entire literature degree disproven.

[thestrawberrydreams]

[alberto-balsalm]

link to the relevant section on Wikipedia

[tyrantisterror]

Man I hope they cancel standardized testing, any education professional can tell you it’s a bunch of useless horseshit that does nothing except make students and teachers miserable while utterly failing to accurately gauge understanding.

[harriyanna-deactivated20221223]

“why yall gotta make everything about race?”

because everything is about race. you just upset cause we’re talking about it. 

[shitty-fate-merch-daily]

everybody and their mother (rightfully) mocks gacha game players for gambling actual money for a png, but at least OUR pngs aren’t actively destroying the environment

[quantum-shitter]

#i cannot believe we found a class of people below gacha players

[butternaan]

[lemonsharks]

My ancestors, watching me dump an entire stick of cinnamon, two cloves, an allspice berry, and a generous grating of nutmeg into my tea, sweetened with white sugar and loaded with cream, while I sit in my clean warm house surrounded by books, 25+ outfits for different occasions, and 6 pairs of shoes, in a building heated so well I have the windows open in mid-autumn:

Our daughter prospers. We are proud of her. She has never labored in a field but knows riches we could not have imagined.

[sighinastorm]

I like this so much better than the idea that our ancestors would be embarrassed or ashamed of us for being “soft” or some crap like that.

[therinde-dreams]

My ancestors, watching me stuff my face with fried chicken while studying: She eats like an imperial concubine and can afford to study like am imperial scholar. WE MADE IT

[idhren]

She eats like an imperial concubine and can afford to study like am imperial scholar

[ampervadasz]

[haltraveler]

The cast of the Original Trilogy had cliched, boring character concepts that were executed wonderfully enough for it not to matter. 

 The cast of the Prequel Trilogy had interesting concepts that were executed poorly enough to make them seem utterly stupid. 

The cast of the Sequel Trilogy had amazing, thought-provoking concepts that were executed in the town square and put up on pikes as a warning to others.

[eizneckam]

This is actually probably the best summary of star wars I’ve ever seen

[madeofwhitebone]

[afloweroutofstone]

I think about this once every hour