reine du phoques 2k25

moth | definition of disaster lesbian | they/them | ♓ | 25 | isfp | 4w5 | so/sp | rebel | diviner | ask if you want anything tagged |

[glamemeon]

uuuuh i did video edit for first time and think im fucking funny. jubei blazblue is my dad!

[reshidei]

dying in the hospital with a duel disk on my arm

[zoctopode]

this is why you shouldn't swear

[punkitt-is-here]

me when I have a fucking migraine

[punkitt-is-here]

me when my neck FUCKING hurts

[leidensygdom]

Here's Doc for @comixqueen as an attack on Artfight! I wanted to draw some birds this year and I was so endeared by the sheer fluff on this lad~

[c-53]

I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????

[domnika-deactivated20250923]

i would read that fanfic ngl

[c-53]

About my fish??

[graceful-not]

HELP?????

[everyfandom-girl]

YEAH THIS IS SCIENTIFICALLY RECORDED

WOMEN LOVE GAYBOY

[tea-and-hockey]

FUJOSHI FISH????

[penandinkprincess]

"ummm actually that wouldn't happen because-" playing!!! i am playing!!! come play with me!!! i even set up the sandbox with extra shovels!!! don't smack the barbie out of my hands!!

we are doing improv!! pick up a blorbo and yes and with me!!

[clubpenguinkiller]

cats always step precisely on your most sensitive areas when theyre crawling on you lovingly for cuddles. bladder dick ovaries boobs stomach bruise it doesnt matter. they have homing devices on their paws for the exact area you’re most tender at the moment and they put their full weight into that step. and sometimes they might keep their stance midstride so theyre just standing there forever forcing you to endure the pain. because they are simply too cute to get mad at

[fleetwood-mac-andcheese]

[itsbasil]

you put those tags on this post where they belong

[screenshotsofdespair]

[huanggugugu]

ok

Reference (source unknown):

[fairyinthetrees]

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

[caffeinatedopossum]

(remembers) -1 hp (remembers) -1 hp (remembers) -1 hp (remember-

[hylianane]

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

[maseratus]

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

[mousidy]

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

[mousidy]

[bisthefairy]

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

[maightymai]

[cipheramnesia]

It's like talking to a 2010 Old Spice commercial with you people

[dirty-bosmer]

Mr. and Mrs. Netch

[starvulture]

Collecting these rn

[funnuraba]

not even once

[jojo-heritage-posts]

jojo heritage post

[occtis-spotted]

In my mom's flower vase with her dog

He’s trampling your plants!!!!!